What…in the f*ck…is Kanye talking about on Ellen? Did you guys see all that? What the hell is going on? Does HE even know what’s going on? He talks all about how he wants to change the world but he can’t make a full paragraph make any sense. It was like he just kept pulling words out of his bum hole and threw them up, but none of those words were organized in any sort of order. But he’s an “artist” so it somehow makes sense. But it doesn’t. Kind of like these last few sentences.
The only thing that really stuck out to me from all the millions of words he said was when he talked about calling the head of Payless because he wants kids to stop being bullied. THEN DON’T CHARGE $800 FOR YOUR SHOES, KANYE. Ya big d*ck.
Ok, I’m sorry Kanye. Calling people names is mean. I apologize. You’re just the worst.
You know what else is the worst? Changing your name. Well, I wouldn’t know. I haven’t started the process yet. But 9 out of 10 people have told me changing their name was absolutely awful. Even my mom was married before and ended up not changing her name to my dad’s last name since she had changed it and changed it back again. So people always just think my parents are divorced since they have different last names. Nope, just lazy. Just kidding, she’s not lazy. You’re great, mom!
My friend just sent me a website that helps with the whole process and she said it made it so much easier. So I need to actually click on that link and just do it. I’ve decided to remove my middle name, put my last name as my middle name and take my husband’s last name. I love my last name, I can’t imagine losing it all together. But something that I am excited about is changing my signature. My signature is pretty much a squiggly line so now I’m going to take this name change opportunity to make it look like I give a damn when I sign documents. Let’s do this, married life!!
Summer Zucchini Basil Frittata
- Yield: 4-5 1x
Ingredients
- 3 small zucchinis, shredded
- 1 pound ground Italian sausage
- 1/2 yellow onion, minced
- 1 garlic clove, minced
- 12 eggs, whisked
- 8–10 basil leaves, sliced + extra for garnishing
- 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes
- salt, to taste
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 325 degrees F.
- Shred zucchinis, place between two paper towels and place a heavy dish on top to help pull out the excess liquid.
- Place a large oven safe sauté pan over medium heat. Add italian sausage, onion, and garlic clove to pan and break sausage apart with a wooden spoon. Cook until meat is browned and no pink remains. Remove from heat. Whisk together eggs, basil, red pepper flakes and salt then pour into pan with sausage and onion. Then add in shredded zucchini that has excess water removed. Mix to combine completely then place extra basil leaves throughout pan on top of the egg mixture.
- Place in oven to bake for 25 minutes or until eggs do not jiggle in the middle of the pan. Slice and eat!
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I wanted my married name. I love my middle name and wanted it for keeps. AND I also wanted to keep my maiden name to give props to the parents who paid for the college (their name should be on the diploma too). … So, Iike a true American that can have it ALL, I decided to add my maiden name as a second middle name… 28 letters later… I’m a daddy’s girl, who loves her man… AKA a grown-up.
You are a nut in the best way possible! I love reading your posts. Now, get out of my head!!!
Did you know that in my ethnicity’s culture, the married woman always gets to keep her last name even after marriage? So if I get married, I am still a Tran girl! I’ve never really understood why women have to adopt their husband’s last name once they marry anyways. America. Anyhow, never been a fan of Kanye anyways, and I still am not. BUT I am a fan of this frittata! Zucchinis are the best!
Made this for breakfast this morning. It is delicious, Thank you for another great recipe.
This looks delicious! Quick question – do you drain the sausage cooking fat out of the pan, or just mix in with the eggs when you add them?
Thank you!
PS I’ll be married 3 headed this fall and I still haven’t changed my name legally. I go by his last name when I introduce myself to people, and my work email uses my married last name, but all formal paperwork still has my maiden name. Mostly it’s cause I’m lazy, but also he loves my maiden name (it’s got some famous history behind it) and so there’s no rush to change it. When our son was born last year, he has my husbands last time. I like getting to use them both! Every once in a while I’ll get a weird look and I know people probable assume we’re divorced or something but I don’t care. ! I’m sure I’ll change it eventually but for now it’s fun to have both.
i didn’t drain mine, but mine wasn’t very fatty, but you totally can if you prefer or need to!!
Eggs were on sale at Vons so I had to find a way to use them all..so I made this! I’ve been eating a lot of zucchini lately so I was excited to use it in a different way. Definitely a great summer dish. I wish I added more basil but it was super yummy!
seriously. changing your name is not that bad. make sure your DL and SS have the right name. then just start using your new name on everything else. put your big girl panties on and deal with it! i believe in you 😉
About how many cups of shredded zucchini should be used? I have a few bigger ones from my garden that I’d like to use up. This sounds perfect!
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