Can we talk about New Girl right now!? If you haven’t watched the latest episode, shame on you, but look away RIGHT NOW!!
OMG Nick and Jess are finally getting together!! The last episode was fantastic. Mostly because Schmidt got stung on his face by a jellyfish while trying to catch a lionfish with a lacrosse stick. BUT the Jess and Nick thing was awesome. He’s so in love with her. I never thought my favorite show could get better, but once they threw love into the mix, I pledge to never EVER miss another episode. How many times have I said episode in this blog so far? Answer: too many times.
New subject.
I went to the dermatologist yesterday. Instantly started crying. Poor derm lady. She had no idea what that appointment was about to bring in. Well it brought a mess of a grown woman, desperate for answers. I even wrote down a list of everything I’ve tried to help fix my skin. I just can’t take it anymore. I can’t look in the mirror anymore, my face constantly hurts, and I cry probably every two days out of frustration. No one should have to live their life like this. Time to take control.
On a lighter note, I’m going to get my nails AND toenails done next week. Yes, yes I am. I seriously haven’t gotten my nails or toenails done since high school. I never saw the point. The polish just came off, looked gross, then made your nails worse. BUT, since I will be doing a cooking presentation next week at PaleoFX, I thought I should try to make myself look more like a lady. I think I might even wear an apron, like one of those skirt aprons. Those things are adorable. And I want to try to fool people into thinking that I’m adorable. Little do they know. Can’t wait to see some of your there. What in the hell else am I going to wear other than an apron!? I just got instantly stressed.
OMG. I have found a new blog I love. And it’s a paleo blog! I usually only fall in love with non paleo blogs because they have way better food porn, but this one is awesome. And naughty. And I love me some naughty paleo food. I actually found her off of instagram while sitting at the dermatologist. The things you can find while bored. And I am so lucky to. Check out Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind. She’s pretty new so she doesn’t have a ton of recipes yet, but every single one she has looks stupid good. I’m kind of in love with her. Go check out her blog and give her some love on instagram @vanessabarajas. You’ll be happy you did.
Oh PS, who here is doing the 21 Day Sugar Detox? I swear, you can do it if I can. Especially if you have these cute little things stored in your fridge. It has a slight sweetness to it and the fat from the coconut oil and coconut butter keeps you full and satisfied. For real, make these.
21DSD Green Apple and Coconut 2-Bite Treats
Ingredients
- 1 green apple, cored and diced
- ½ cup coconut butter
- 3 tablespoons coconut oil
- 2 teaspoons cinnamon (or more, if you’d like)
- pinch of salt
- 2 extra tablespoons coconut oil, for cooking
Instructions
- Place a medium skillet over medium-high heat.
- Add 2 tablespoons of coconut oil to the pan. Once hot, add diced apples and begin to cook down, making sure they do not burn.
- Once apples are soft, add the cinnamon and a bit of salt.
- Now you need to get the coconut oil and coconut butter soft, so place both in a bowl and into the microwave for about 30 seconds, then mix with a spoon.
- Then add the sautéed apples to the bowl with coconut butter and coconut oil and mix well, adding a bit more cinnamon.
- Now use a spoon to scoop out 1-2 tablespoons of your chunky mixture into a silicone liner in a muffin tin. Repeat until mixture is gone. If you do not have silicone liners, use paper (they may just stick a little).
- Place in fridge for at least 20 minutes before eating. Also store in the fridge because they may want to melt!
- Makes about 9 discs.
- Enjoy the 21 Day Sugar Detox!
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More Sugar Detox recipes:
21DSD Creamy Green Apple Smoothie
Sugar Detox Cinnamon Sweet Potato Ice Cream with Toasted Walnuts
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You sooooo make me want to eat more than I can…!
Sex on a spoon!
Thnx
you probably already know this but shellac will help your mani stay if you are doing crossfit! i’m getting my toes done this weekend too 🙂 it at least helps me feel like summer is close even if the temperature overnight was 28 degrees here!
Yes, I am doing the 21 DSD starting April ! This will be my second time. The first time i slacked off towards the end and gave in to my cravings. This time I am going to be more prepared and have a better idea of what I will be in for!
Hi Juli
I started the same day my 21DSD before I read your post. Good motivating suppor for me.
And I am looking forward very much to attend your cooking class at PaleoFX. I’m coming from Zurich (Switzerland) just for the summit.
See you
Romy
THIS TASTES LIKES IM CHEATINGGG THE 21DSD! They’re so goood, but feel so wrong! hahaha M 3 yr old couldn’t get enough.
21DSD is on … I’m on Day 5 today! Feeling good!
New Girl = AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
+1 on the shellac/gel manicure!!! I finally got the kit to do it at home, and it’s a miracle for when you need your nails to look pretty but you’re picking up bumper plates etc. all the time. I’ve gone 5-6 weeks before without redoing it and they stay pretty well. Most people get 2-3 weeks, which is still amazing!
Keep us posted if you figure something out for your acne. I went off the pill last year and since then my face has been very sad, too. 🙁
Girl. I think it’s a totally inappropriate word but AMAZEBALLS. These are just AMAZEBALLS. I feel like with these and the occasional roasted beet I can actually make it through the 21DSD.
I made 12!!! Holy crap!! I love I love I love!!
GO NICK AND JESS! I mean, finally. Their first kiss was so hot. Yes, I need to get out more.
I’ve lost 5 kg (I’m American but live in New Zealand so I have metric identity crises) so far with Paleo and have plateaued during the last month, so thinking about the 21 DSD…this recipe rocks, especially as you ate it at night, even with licorice tea to calm my cravings I still want something sweet at night! WANT WANT WANT!
Love your blog and your recipes – just went to the Fijian market for some plantains (which were green so I got tindok instead which is looks like a GINORMOUS yellow banana) to make your pork and plantain hash!