JB is me. You’re slow.
I have big news. HUGE NEWS. Like, the most exciting news you’ll hear all day!!! Ready?? Ok, PaleOMG is getting a face lift. No not me, even though I should consider it (I’m kidding, jesus) but the website is getting a little nip/tuck. Did you ever watch that show? Holy sh*t, addictive drama. Were you just disappointed that was the huge news? My b.
Anywho, the website will be changing. Nothing drastic. It will just be much easier to navigate. Easy to print recipes. Easy to find recipes. Easy to see more obnoxious rants. I’m doing this for you people!! I like all of you who read my blog…like a lot. Like more than nut butter a lot. You make my world go round. But seriously, to anyone who has laughed at me and my stories, been annoyed by my stories but still read on, or tried and hopefully enjoyed one of my recipes, I love you. Beautiful souls, you are.
So what that means is my new website will be https://paleomg.com instead of blogspot.com. I’m working on my website right now with one of the most intelligent programmers I have ever met. This man knows his stuff. I feel bad for him when he has to chat with me about computer stuff. He must feel like he’s talking to an egg yolk sometimes. Poor man. But as soon as the site is all done, I’ll let you know what changes will occur. DON’T WORRY, change is fun. I changed from wearing pants to wearing shorts today. So daring. Good thing I’m nice and pale right now or the people driving down Broadway wouldn’t have been able to spot me. Gross. I hate pale legs.
Conclusion: New website coming. Be excited! Not pee-yourself-excited, but really excited. I will keep you updated with any changes that occur in the next few days. I think I just peed.
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So a wonderful reader recently asked what my diet looked like in a regular day. I thought it would be fun to look at what I ate. And take pictures of it. My days are seriously always so different that what I ate today may look completely different tomorrow.
So let’s chat about my day because you know it was ridiculously interesting. That was a lie. I’m such a bore.
- 4:30am Happy time-I usually sip this while sitting on the toilet (don’t be gross) staring at the wall, waiting for my brain to function. I’m usually on the toilet since I’m about to do my makeup, just FYI: 1 cup of coffee with 1 tbsp canned coconut milk
- 6:00am Coaching at CrossFit Broadway
- Then it’s onto computer fun time. Have you checked out my Twitter yet?! Or my Facebook page?! Come on now. You should. No one follows me, some people like me. NOW YOU CAN. Lucky bastard, you are. Don’t worry though, all that stuff will be much easier to find with my new website!!! BOOM.
- 8:00am Breakfast:3 oz deer steak, 1/4 avocado, 1/2 apple sauteed in coconut oil with a sprinkle of almond flour and cinnamon
10:00am wod with Jason at CrossFit Broadway. 400m runs sucks ass ball.
- 12:00pm Lunch:3 oz deer steak, 3 slices of kabocha squash,1/4 avocado
Then I had my skin appointment. I’ve mentioned many times about my fight with pre-pubescent boy acne. It blows ass. I hate acne. SO I’ve been putting myself through some miserable pain. Totally worth it though. My skin guru has been shoving needles into my face, shocking me with some kind of electricity like feels like I took a shirt out of the dryer to rub the static electricity on my wounds…1,000 times, and then doing around 23 facial masks on me…while I slept because I was so exhausted from trying to not burst into tears and clenching my jaw…I think I drooled a lot. Was that seriously a sentence?? A sh*t one if I ever saw one.
So after, I was a bit emotional. It felt like my face had been hit with a kickball about 45 times. And I must have been emotional. I literally listened to the same Adele song prooooobably 34 times. Too bad I’m not joking. It was on replay. I tried listening to other songs and got bored within 26 seconds. My life story with men as well. If you don’t like this song, well you suck. I wish I had feelings like Adele does. Then maybe I could make millions too.
Anyone else notice how many times I’ve said times in this blog? Overwhelming.
While listening to Adele rock my world, food consumption occurred.
- 3:30pm Emotional eating occurrence: 1 egg bake square, 5-6 tbsp homemade chocolate cashew butter…oops 🙂
The next few hours were filled with lots more computer time. This time with Mumford & Sons. That band reminds me of a crush I used to have. Cute man. Real cute.
- 7:00pm Dinner: 1 sweet potato, 4 slices bacon, 1 can of sardines in olive oil-cooked all together.
Don’t try consuming this much. I was a bit full after. Full meaning I had a food baby. That’s actually one of my hidden talents, I can make myself look pregnant. Food or no food. You learn something new about me every day!!I just burped sardines.
Then Laura wanted chocolate almond butter while we watched Cupcake Wars! I know what you’re thinking, ‘come on Juli, you know it was you who wanted it’ and surpisingly, I wasn’t actually craving it for once. So I made it for her…and ate a lot of it. Come on now, like you didn’t know that was going to happen. I knew it would too. Especially when I’m eating with Laura. I eat 85% of what is there. I probably ate….guestimating….5-7 tablespoons. Definitely would not recommend. Unless I made if for you, of course.
I’ve just started the CrossFit/Paleo lifestyle in January. My CrossFit 816 coach was wearing one of your shirts one day, so of course I creeped her facebook until I found your site. I love everything you post. I am the only one in my family who eats remotely healthy, let alone Paleo. You are an inspiration to eat right and train hard to get to the Games one day! I sincerely appreciate your humor, and I may or may not have a girl crush on you. That is all. 🙂
Thanks so much Adri. I’ll crush on you too 🙂
You are hilarious! Love reading your blogs. 🙂
“I just burped sardines.” I think I love you. Just found your blog, just started eating (mostly) Paleo (shut up, working on 95%), and will start CrossFit in July. You better keep blogging because I need strong b*tches like you in my life. You’re awesome, thanks.
First things first. i love your blog. like seriously love! Creppy? Maybe but i do. Is there a special recipe for your almond butter around here somewhere or is it just plain almonds? Are they raw or roasted? (Is that to many questions?) I made some last night with raw almonds and think it tastes weird. it sticks to my mouth and I’m scared it may kill me! Help J.B. does this happen to you?!
I use roasted almonds because they’ll give off a bit more oil AND they have a richer deep flavor. But I also add in almond or coconut oil to get it a creamy consistency.
Hello!!
Stumbled upon this blog a couple days ago and I absolutely fricken hooked!!
I tried to send you an email but this computer at work sucks and it won’t open a window with your email address! If you can let me know what it is – I have questions about become successful with cross-fit – how to avoid injury, etc.
I have a membership at a newly turned cross-fit gym that ran mostly bootcamps before but has since become more of a cross-fit gym – I have been doing the bootcamps and am super intimidated by crossfit but it looks like so much fun – I am going to try a beginner fundamentals class this Friday!
They sold the primal blueprint at the gym and I picked it up and am in love with the paleo lifestyle!!
I am so happy I found your blog!! Love it!!
Hope to connect with you via email and get some tips about starting a cross-fit lifestyle in conjunction with my paleo lifestyle!!
Thanks!!
Jen
For your coffee, do you use coconut milk or lite coconut milk? The latter taste like dammit…Just wondering
full fat coconut milk