JB is me. You’re slow.
I have big news. HUGE NEWS. Like, the most exciting news you’ll hear all day!!! Ready?? Ok, PaleOMG is getting a face lift. No not me, even though I should consider it (I’m kidding, jesus) but the website is getting a little nip/tuck. Did you ever watch that show? Holy sh*t, addictive drama. Were you just disappointed that was the huge news? My b.
Anywho, the website will be changing. Nothing drastic. It will just be much easier to navigate. Easy to print recipes. Easy to find recipes. Easy to see more obnoxious rants. I’m doing this for you people!! I like all of you who read my blog…like a lot. Like more than nut butter a lot. You make my world go round. But seriously, to anyone who has laughed at me and my stories, been annoyed by my stories but still read on, or tried and hopefully enjoyed one of my recipes, I love you. Beautiful souls, you are.
So what that means is my new website will be https://paleomg.com instead of blogspot.com. I’m working on my website right now with one of the most intelligent programmers I have ever met. This man knows his stuff. I feel bad for him when he has to chat with me about computer stuff. He must feel like he’s talking to an egg yolk sometimes. Poor man. But as soon as the site is all done, I’ll let you know what changes will occur. DON’T WORRY, change is fun. I changed from wearing pants to wearing shorts today. So daring. Good thing I’m nice and pale right now or the people driving down Broadway wouldn’t have been able to spot me. Gross. I hate pale legs.
Conclusion: New website coming. Be excited! Not pee-yourself-excited, but really excited. I will keep you updated with any changes that occur in the next few days. I think I just peed.
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So a wonderful reader recently asked what my diet looked like in a regular day. I thought it would be fun to look at what I ate. And take pictures of it. My days are seriously always so different that what I ate today may look completely different tomorrow.
So let’s chat about my day because you know it was ridiculously interesting. That was a lie. I’m such a bore.
- 4:30am Happy time-I usually sip this while sitting on the toilet (don’t be gross) staring at the wall, waiting for my brain to function. I’m usually on the toilet since I’m about to do my makeup, just FYI: 1 cup of coffee with 1 tbsp canned coconut milk
- 6:00am Coaching at CrossFit Broadway
- Then it’s onto computer fun time. Have you checked out my Twitter yet?! Or my Facebook page?! Come on now. You should. No one follows me, some people like me. NOW YOU CAN. Lucky bastard, you are. Don’t worry though, all that stuff will be much easier to find with my new website!!! BOOM.
- 8:00am Breakfast:3 oz deer steak, 1/4 avocado, 1/2 apple sauteed in coconut oil with a sprinkle of almond flour and cinnamon
- 8:30am Heaven: 1 cup of coffee with 1 tbsp canned coconut milk
- 9:30am Snackaroo: 2 slices of roasted kabocha squash
10:00am wod with Jason at CrossFit Broadway. 400m runs sucks ass ball.
- 12:00pm Lunch:3 oz deer steak, 3 slices of kabocha squash,1/4 avocado
Then I had my skin appointment. I’ve mentioned many times about my fight with pre-pubescent boy acne. It blows ass. I hate acne. SO I’ve been putting myself through some miserable pain. Totally worth it though. My skin guru has been shoving needles into my face, shocking me with some kind of electricity like feels like I took a shirt out of the dryer to rub the static electricity on my wounds…1,000 times, and then doing around 23 facial masks on me…while I slept because I was so exhausted from trying to not burst into tears and clenching my jaw…I think I drooled a lot. Was that seriously a sentence?? A sh*t one if I ever saw one.
So after, I was a bit emotional. It felt like my face had been hit with a kickball about 45 times. And I must have been emotional. I literally listened to the same Adele song prooooobably 34 times. Too bad I’m not joking. It was on replay. I tried listening to other songs and got bored within 26 seconds. My life story with men as well. If you don’t like this song, well you suck. I wish I had feelings like Adele does. Then maybe I could make millions too.
Anyone else notice how many times I’ve said times in this blog? Overwhelming.
While listening to Adele rock my world, food consumption occurred.
- 3:30pm Emotional eating occurrence: 1 egg bake square, 5-6 tbsp homemade chocolate cashew butter…oops 🙂
The next few hours were filled with lots more computer time. This time with Mumford & Sons. That band reminds me of a crush I used to have. Cute man. Real cute.
- 7:00pm Dinner: 1 sweet potato, 4 slices bacon, 1 can of sardines in olive oil-cooked all together.
Don’t try consuming this much. I was a bit full after. Full meaning I had a food baby. That’s actually one of my hidden talents, I can make myself look pregnant. Food or no food. You learn something new about me every day!!I just burped sardines.
Then Laura wanted chocolate almond butter while we watched Cupcake Wars! I know what you’re thinking, ‘come on Juli, you know it was you who wanted it’ and surpisingly, I wasn’t actually craving it for once. So I made it for her…and ate a lot of it. Come on now, like you didn’t know that was going to happen. I knew it would too. Especially when I’m eating with Laura. I eat 85% of what is there. I probably ate….guestimating….5-7 tablespoons. Definitely would not recommend. Unless I made if for you, of course.
They would be adorable Kaitlin.
I will definitely let you know Tim!
Kristen, I'm jumping to this chat, since I'm 44. I started Paleo over a year ago. I was pretty thin from doing caloric deprivation dieting. I was pretty terrified of gaining weight. So, I did what everyone else did at our Crossfit gym….Paleo and I lost inches, but gained weight per the dreaded scale. Good news is that I currently have gained 11ish pounds and LOST 7% body fat and I recently PR'd all my power lifts. Juli's post from July "finding my inner strength" changed how I look at my eating, how my clothes fit, and my crossfit workouts. (not without a hell of a lot of tears!). Whatever path you choose, you can't go wrong with Juli and all her awesome food and humor! Wendy T.
Love your blog! My husband and I have gone paleo in the last few months and have used many of your recipes. I love that they are managable, attainable, and always very good!
thanks so much!! I will be pinning much of your stuff!
Thank you so much for the pins!!
This shit is tight. I’ve recommended a bazillion of your recipes over the past 5 months I’ve been paleo and have a mean and leaning wolfpack that are all about it. Thanks for the ramblings and the great food. Now I might be inspired to work out at that ungodly early hour. Maybe.
Thank you so much Stephanie!! I really appreciate your support and spreading the word!
I am new to your site. I have been sitting here for the last hour (ignoring the laundry sitting next to me that needs to be folded and out away, and while my kids terrorize my house) reading ALL of your blogs! OMG, you are awesome! I have been laughing all morning and becoming more inspired at the same time! I am ‘trying’ to become paleo/primal but, am failing. I KNOW I need to do this but, I dont think I am strong enough, especially with a husband and 3 kids who make it more difficult..haha!
However, after readying all of this, I think I am ready to take the plunge and work through my fears of giving up the ‘drugs’ and do this 100% (not 40-50% like I have been)
Thank you for helping me! ( I think I totally rambled through this comment…Oops LOL!)
You can do it Lisa!! Baby steps. Just start taking little things out of your (and your family) life and before you know it, you will be paleo! That’s how I did it!!
The Paleo lfestyle was given to me and hubby by our grown children. They asked us to love ourselves by committing to this lifestyle for 30 days and go from there…Facebook brought me to your site and (as if you haven’t heard) Your GREAT! Love your words and can’t wait to start making your recipes. I’m almost 50, egad fat and entering a half marathon in May (to celebrate the official milestone). Thanks for taking the time to being so inspirational!
That is AWESOME Colleen! Good for you! Keep up the good work and I’m glad I can be here to help you out!!
Thoroughly enjoying your sight (for the first time) this beautiful Sunday morning. My friend Christina from Crossfitjenks in Oklahoma suggested checking you out. I just started crossfit about three months ago after my brother called me and told me to quit doing all those stupid diets…”this is our thing.” if you crossfit you know what that means. You have to have that inner voice that says “keep going you want to look like that skinny b*tch across the room from you” LOL!!! The diet part is what is holding me back 🙁 I have three kids and a husband that are SKINNY!! One child that is a sweet eating carnivore….meal time is a whip. I’m trying to eat healthy and trying to get as many calories stuffed into them as I can. You have inspired me. One step at a time and do what works. I hate starting something and feeling like a failure when I don’t do it perfectly. Thanks! Look forward to following you.
SO glad I have inspired you Amy!!! Take everything one step at a time. I always felt like i was doing something wrong when I “failed” so I just started doing what worked for me and finally found my happiness. You do the same!
Just found your site thanks to Heather Bergeron. It.Is.Awesome! Love your blog posts, it makes the drudgery of trying to find something my boys will eat that is Paleo, a little more entertaining. (If they eat any more grilled chicken and steak they are going to run away ) We do cheat onece in a while but, we are doing our best and feel much better. It definitely works!!
Yay!! Thank her for me! Let me know if you try any of the recipes!! Life is all about the fun lil cheats!
Yup. I’m definitely in love with you. Where have all these amazing recipes been my entire life?! Sheesh. Consider yourself permanently stalked by this chick.
Now you have recipes for the rest of your life Kate! I’m not going anywhere 🙂 glad to have you as my stalker. I’ll stalk ya back. Cool? cool.
Not even remotely related… for the most part. But WHAT brand is that headband you’re wearing in the top photo? I have one, I love it, I want another… I CANT FIND THEM.
That is a Life As Rx headband!
THANK YOU. 🙂