It’s been fun to share what I eat. I don’t know why. Some people are judgmental. Some people enjoy it. Either way, I share so people know how I keep a healthy diet on a regular basis. I’m guessing people will freak out about my lack of greens today, but just hush now my child. Please and thank you.

So the other day, I started my morning off early, coaching the 6am and 7am classes. Whenever I work those morning shifts, I always wake up about an hour before so I can have my 4 sips of coffee with heavy cream and a couple drops of stevia. Then I sit on the toilet (lid closed you sicko) and think about putting on make up. Moving too quickly that early doesn’t work well for me, so I move nice and slow while I take my 4 sips of coffee. I always pack my coffee with me in hopes of drinking more, but I never do. Then I leave my coffee mug there and have to dump it out the next day. Gross. Heavy cream is gross the next day.

Once I got to the gym, I was in full hyper mode. I put on sweet jams, like this one (that song puts me in a good mood every time), and tried my hardest to make people smile and laugh. It works about 12% of the time. Mostly with the same people. I like those people the most. After coaching the 6am class, I had about 3 minutes to have a couple spoonfuls of my overnight chia pudding. Then back to coaching.

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After the 7am class, I hung out with some cool people from the gym and watched them lift before I headed to the bank to write my deposit for my new apartment. WOOT WOOT. So excited for this new place, mostly because the kitchen is AMAZING. Seriously wonderful. After I deposited the check, I screamed a little (no seriously, I did) then headed to a restaurant near me called Wild Eggs for a celebratory breakfast. I created my own omelet with sausage, mushrooms, spinach and goat cheese. The omelet was HUGE and came along side potatoes and gluten free bread. I almost finished omelet, but not quite. Then ate a few of the potatoes and had a couple bites of the gluten free bread with some butter. I know, I know. I’m going to get hell for this breakfast, but it was the perfect ending to a wonderful morning. NEW KITCHEN AHHHH!

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Once I got home, it was time to create some food. On the agenda that day, dark chocolate raspberry chia banana bread. I had tried to make it over the weekend, and it turned into banana bubble gum. Not my favorite recipe, but definitely went in my archives of ‘oops’ recipes. Can’t wait to share all of those with you someday. Anywho, after I made it, I had a piece. Can’t plug a recipe unless I try it, right?? Right.

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Oh, I definitely licked the spoon a few times while I made that recipe. Let’s be real here.

Then I cleaned out the refrigerator. That sucked.

Then, since I had been pretty much only emailing a landlord all weekend long, I got back to emails most of the afternoon. Then I finished writing up the recipe and writing my blog post for the next day. It’s seriously crazy how much time emailing takes. My goal for the new year is to stay on top of my emails. But what do you do when you answer a ton of emails, think you’re done, and have responses back from all of them 10 minutes later, in turn pushing the ones you need to respond to back to the bottom?? It’s madness I tell you!! I wish there was an invention through gmail that put those new emails in a separate file…or has that already been invented and I’m too dumb to know? Hmmmm. I’m not sure if I want to know the answer to that.

Then I ran some errands out in downtown. While I was out, I suddenly realized I was starving. Probably because it was 4:00pm and I hadn’t eaten lunch. Oopsies. So I stopped at some italian pizza place and grabbed a salad. It wasn’t very good, so that’s why I’m not giving you the name. But I ordered a salad with chicken, bacon, gorgonzola cheese, sundried tomatoes, and artichoke hearts. Put some balsamic vinegar on top. How can you mess that up? No clue. But it kinda sucked. I ate as much chicken as I could before moving on.

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I got to the gym for the 5:30 workout. The workout at CrossFit Broadway that night included:

Back Squats: 6 x 5, All sets at 80% of 1 Rep Max –I used 115# (this is not my 80% but I was feeling like gossiping and d*cking around more than squatting)

Max Strict Pull Ups / Ring Rows Between Sets

THEN

9 min AMRAP Of:

15 Power Cleans (115#/75#)

10 Burpees Over Bar (side on)

I did prescribed and got 5 rounds plus 7 reps.

After the workout, I headed off to ladies night. The Bachelor means ladies night. So we eat, drink, and do what every woman likes to do…make fun of women that seem crazy on tv. Even though we know full well that we have done some crazy sh*t in our day. We love to judge others and forget about our own imperfections for an hour or so. But the Bachelor is boring this year. I don’t understand all this ‘omg Juan Pablo is so hot’ shenanigans. Because well, he’s not. That’s my opinion, but you know it’s always right. Anywho, my girlfriend made my 5 Ingredient Spaghetti Pizza Pie for our ladies night. So I ate that along with some corn chips and salsa.

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After I watched girls screaming and telling Juan Pablo they hope he dies, I went home and got myself some chocolate. A girlfriend from the gym brought me some chocolate called Ritual Chocolate, that I had never tried before, and I LOVED it.

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45 Comments

  1. Ihave3kids says:

    I really love your blog. I’m in the UK and we still can’t get spaghetti squash here but apart from that little annoyance, I love to get ideas for recipes from you. I did your pork, honey,apple,ginger recipe in my slow cooker tonight and it was great. My children ate it too. They aren’t totally paleo but they’re primal/gluten free (with a few sneaky treats thrown in!!) A thing about late lunches and missing meals or forgetting to eat – I used to panic when I realised it was 4pm and I’d forgotten to eat lunch but not anymore. I eat when I’m hungry and ignore the clock. Best thing ever. So liberating. Some days I almost fast – not on purpose (as in intermittent fasting) and other days I eat every few hours and am ravenous. I think I’m leaner for eating in this haphazard manner. Anyway, thanks again for your recipes. I’m going to try and make some of your doughnuts for my children, to keep them on the straight and narrow. You could very well be their paleo saviour.

  2. Katie says:

    You’re one of my favorite people that I’ve never met. I refer to your recipes in my house as Juli’s recipes, because we’re on a first name basis! Duh! I also say, “This is Juli’s recipe, so it must be good.” I also hate that you’re recipe that didn’t turn out all that well still looks pretty amazeballs to me. Thank you for being awesome and my ‘friend’

    Have an amazing weekend 🙂

  3. Joanne White says:

    You are awesome. That is all.

  4. Meagan says:

    I liked your post this week. Usually I feel your humor to be a little crass.

    AND I totally agree with you, not quite sure why girls are all over Juan Pablo… he’s totally not my type!

  5. Sierra Kreft says:

    I came across your instagram account and I thought it was sooooo cool. Ever since, I’ve been reading your blog and trying hard to make your recipes.

    I asked for a Paleo cookbook for Christmas and I sadly didn’t get one. But after hearing my Grandmas excuse of “I had no idea which one you wanted”, it totally made sense and I didn’t even know what I wanted. I was wondering if you have any reccomendations for Paleo cookbooks for young, college students? I really want to buy one but I don’t even know where to start!
    Thanks,
    Sierra Kreft

    1. Lindsay says:

      Being a college student and on a budget with money and time, besides her cookbook, we have found practical paleo to be a go to paleo cookbook.

  6. Meghan says:

    I agree….until the bachelor talk. I just don’t understand the reasoning behind that show. However, it IS fun to make fun of crazy ladies. Of course, WE aren’t the crazy ones, EVER.

    PS. I love your cookbook. I read it the other night and was giggling to myself. I wrote a review on it and shared it on my own personal blog. Hoping people will join the paeo revolution!

    Thanks for sharing all your stories. They really are wonderful.

  7. KT says:

    Your eyebrows look soooooo good

  8. David Linzey says:

    Soooo this is random and i have never wanted to comment on things online or write people. That being said thank you for all that you do… this site literally helps me so much. I am doing the whole life challenge for the second time and trying to get healthy.. I lost 50 lbs in 55 days the last time i was paleo.. crazy… anyways.. have a good one! I will def keep following. I am spreading this around my job in the ER in santa barbara and people are eaing it up.. Yes a corny pun.. booya!

    1. juli says:

      thanks for commenting! that’s amazing!! awesome work!

  9. Kimberly says:

    I love this! I love that even you sometimes eat tortilla chips. Thank you for being normal and real and not a paleo stickler!!

  10. stephanie says:

    Hi Juli, just discovered your site last thursday and I love it! Made a couple of your recipes…YUM! Super excited to try more of them. Love reading your posts, they are hilarious! You’re real, I love that about you. I’m not into the Paleo diet like my co-worker Jim but since I’m trying to get rid of refined sugar in my diet, this works for me. So glad I found paleomg (other sites claiming to be healthy use agave nectar which is really bad. So it’s been a real adventure since last fall trying new recipes and finding a site that reflects the lifestyle I want) Thanks for keeping it real and being yourself Juli, oh thx for the awesome recipes too! 🙂