Mint Limeade Cooler
YAAAAAAAAAAAAS. The Bachelorette season has begun! With the lovely JoJo and her great boobs and doe eyes. She’s adorbs. And this season looks like it’s going to be EPIC. Here’s a question for you. In the bachelor/bachelorette contracts, do you think it notes that they have to keep a couple people that the producer thinks are worth keeping at the beginning. Like Daniel. Remember Daniel from Monday night? The vampire looking man from Vancouver whose occupation was: Canadian. He took his pants and shirt off to flex and to show off with baby man underwear on. Only David Beckham should wear that underwear. It should be a rule. Anywho, I feel like they are forced to keep those people in order to keep up with ratings. It has to be. JoJo seems like a smart girl, she wouldn’t keep the vampire if she didn’t have to, right?
Ok, let’s first talk about Aaron Rogers brother. I keep calling him that and feel like a real d*ck for it, so that will be my last time. You know Jordan, the guy who use to play pro football and has the same haircut as Sean from Kaitlin’s season? You know what I’m talking about. Well, Jordan is a real looker. The only thing I would prefer him to reevaluate is his choice in pant size. In his intro video, I could see the outline of his calves. Which were nice, of course. But why can’t that be a surprise when his pants come off? Leave that show for a special moment. And I say this when my husband wears decently tight pants. I think Jordan could wear just one size larger and we would still be intrigued by his lovely lovely figure. I kind of want him to make it all the way. Is it too soon to say that? I don’t care, I’m saying it anyways!
I also like Christian, the one who is raising his brothers, he’s a doll face. Other than the fact he wakes up at 3:30am. Only crazy people do that. Straight up. His cortisol levels are going to f*ck him over someday. Someone needs to tell him. Unless he’s going to sleep at 6pm. If that’s the case, no wonder he’s still single. But other than that, he’s so cute.
I can’t wait to see how the steroid freak guy goes crazy later on! Did you watch the preview of what’s to come on the show? Chris Harrison is talking to the hairy guy, saying how the guy’s violence is out of control, and his shoulder veins are just pulsing with anticipation of killing someone. Or at least that’s how I saw it. I love how the producers turn a person into the villain, it’s the best. I wish I could be a fly on the wall and watch all the weird and fake sh*t that goes down. Did you see how they weren’t finishing until sunrise the next morning. Can you imagine sipping on drinks that whole night? You either sip on drinks or you fall asleep and miss your talking time with JoJo. It’s pretty much a lose-lose situation there. Man, I love realty tv!! I CAN’T WAIT FOR NEXT WEEK!!!!!
Mint Limeade Cooler
- Yield: 4-6 1x
- zest of 2 limes
- juice of 4 limes (1/2 cup)
- 1/3 – 1/2 cup honey
- 1/3 cup mint leaves
- 4 cups ice cold water, divided
- lime wedges
- liquid stevia (optional)*
- Place lime zest, juice, honey, mint leaves and 2 cups of water in a high speed blender and blend until completely mixed. Strain through a sieve to remove any excess pulp.
- Add mixture to a pitcher then add the other 2 cups of water, ice and extra lime wedges. Mix to combine and serve immediately. (If saving for later, do not mix with ice because it will water it down)
If you want to add alcohol to this, do it! You’re an adult, you decide. Gin or vodka would be great for this!
*I added gin and some stevia extract to this drink for a baseball night last week and it was delicious! You don’t need the extra sugar if you don’t want, but I preferred the taste!
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