I’ll be the first blogger to admit it. I’ve blogged from the bathroom before. More than once. Definitely more than once.
Awkward pause…..
I don’t know if I would call this quick bread, because it’s not really super quick, but it has a ring to it doesn’t it? Yes, yes it does. And this “quick bread” include the amazing Steve’s Original Krunch Cereal in it. If you haven’t tried this stuff, YOU NEED TO. It’s seriously so freaking delicious. You’ll never miss cereal or granola again once you have this stuff in your house. Check it out!
Want to see what got some of votes of best items of 2012? A reader introduced me to this website yesterday because the creators of New Girl created this website, and I got sucked in. You were warned. But this post was rad. No clue how they decided these were the best items of 2012, nor do I care enough to find out, but I like what they decided. Check it out. You’re going to give me some kind of sh*t because of the birthday cake oreos or cookie butter, but I don’t care. I’m not gonna act like I don’t want to shove those in my face and while crying over a great romcom. Ok, minus the crying. I don’t ever cry. I just lied.
I bought two pairs of boots yesterday, on sale, for a total of $60. If I didn’t say I was proud of myself, I’d be lying. Gotta stock up for next season. And still be sexy in this season. Sexy 2013, remember? Two birds with one stone. Not sure if that analogy works here, but it does in my mind.
So I got these blue spandex pants in the mail a week or so ago. And well, my butt doesn’t exactly look great in blue spandex. I’m not the real muscular type that looks like you can bounce a penny off my ass. No sir. Lose a penny my ass, now that’s more like it. So when I received these, I thought, absolutely not. No way can I wear those in public. So when I finally grew the balls to put them on, I had to man up and own it. My cellulite is not going anywhere and even though people would be happy to not see it, my gym was forced to. Jokes on them! But the best part of wearing colored pants is the sweat stains. Looking like you peed yourself while coaching is something that, I’m sure, is quite inspiring. Fml.
Pumpkin Granola Quick Bread
- Yield: 3-4 1x
Ingredients
- 1/2 cup pumpkin puree
- 1 banana
- 1/2 cup sunflower seed butter
- 4 dates, pitted
- 4 eggs
- 3 tablespoons honey
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 3 tablespoons coconut flour
- 1 tablespoon cinnamon
- 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
- 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
- pinch of salt
- 1/2 cup Steve’s Original Cinnamon Krunch Cereal
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 375 degrees.
- Place pumpkin, banana, honey, vanilla extract, sunflower seed butter, dates, and eggs in a food processor and mix until well combine and smooth.
- Next add your coconut flour, cinnamon, nutmeg, baking soda and powder, and salt and mix once again until completely combine.
- Pour ingredients into a well greased loaf pan (I greased mine with coconut oil) and spread out.
- Now top the bread mixture with your Krunch cereal, just like a topping, and use a knife to mix the cereal in throughout the bread. All you need to do is stick your knife straight in and make designs in the bread. I did a zig-zag motion, but whatever floats your boat.
- Place in oven and bake for 30-35 minutes or until you stick a toothpick into the middle of your loaf and it comes out clean
- Let cool.
- Top with grass fed butter or coconut butter. Enjoy the simple, delicious life.
Notes
Feel free to use a nut butter instead of sunflower seed butter
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I just bought blue spandex pants too and I noticed the same thing. Good thing I workout at home. I do like them, their kinda fun.
OMG birthday cake oreos?!? And your blue spandex pants paragraph made me laugh out loud! OWN IT 🙂
my box is in my garage so i can pee and nobody cares! being 47 and having 3 big babies makes for poor bladder control but when i stopped worrying about that i got double unders! juli…this song made me think of you when i heard it…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgF9ApQ-YRQ
looks fantastic..have to make this for tonight..when people joke around with me after a work out of the sweat marks..dude you pee yourself…yes I did with a dead stare…good times
Pics or the pants didn’t happen.
I almost choked on my paleo muffin when I read that part about “lose a penny in my ass”. Thank you, I needed a good laugh that got muffin up my nose!
Holy Crap!! I HAVE to have those edible cookie cups for my espresso! Why did you do that to me? I’m on a frantic search… the do not provide a link on where to get these. If I have to go back to Italy, then I’ll just have to do it.
Bought myself some Cinnamon Krunch Cereal….this pumpkin goodness WILL be mine! =)
I love the cookie coffee cups! I’m a big fan of edible food vessels. Like ice cream cones, bread bowls at Panera, using uncooked noodles as coffee stirrers… I can’t actually EAT them, but I’m a big fan of the idea (: Maybe you could create the Paleo version of a bread bowl or cookie cup??
Oh please no, I don’t need another reason to buy a bunch of Steve’s Krunch Cereal!