Oh man. People are going to be angered by this post. It’s ok angry humans, you don’t actually have to consume it. So thankfully you can hush. Hush my child. Did you see all the negativity on my instagram yesterday? Man, it was exhausting. I don’t know why people get so frustrated when I post something they don’t like? There’s a really simple solution to that issue: don’t try it and keep scrolling on your instagram. Problem solved? I can’t imagine what it would be like to be one of their Kardashians. Have you ever seen their instagrams? People are so mean. I don’t know how people become such mean, ugly people. It’s annoying. Thankfully, I’m over here still eating amazing food!
I ate way too many of these things yesterday. Creating recipes is tough sometimes. Kind of. I mean, I make it worse on myself. Why do I actually need to lick the spoon? I know exactly what it’s going to taste like every time: chocolate. But I still do it. Stupid.
I still have a weird stomach bug. But nothing happens. No throwing up. No other things that you don’t speak of on a blog. Nothing. Just pains. Pains to where it hurts to stand up. I keep working out through the pain since I’m not dying, but it’s really not that fun. Do you think I have a tape worm? That’s a huge fear of mine. Seeing tape worms online is pretty much the most horrific and nightmare causing sight there is to see. If I have a tape worm, I’ll scream. Do they just pull it out of you? Is it like choking on a hair and pulling it out of your throat, but it’s actually a tape worm?? Omg I just gagged. I hate this paragraph.
Thankfully, today is my rest day. So I’m getting my hair done. That way I can sit and not be in as much pain, but still feel kind of sexy. I think I’m going to go a little blonder this time around. Mostly so when my blonde roots grow out, it’s less noticeable. And I don’t look like I’m balding when the sun hits it a certain way.
Have you guys seen the new show Mixology?? Into it!!
Salted Chocolate Coconut Pistachio Clusters
- Yield: 10-12 1x
Ingredients
- 1 cupEnjoy Life Chocolate Chips (I used mini chips)
- 1 teaspoon coconut extract
- 1 1/2 cup raw pistachios
- 1/4 cup unsweetened shredded coconut
- pinch of salt
Instructions
- Melt chocolate in a bowl. Mix in coconut extract.
- Fold in pistachios.
- Line a plate with parchment paper. Use a spoon to scoop of spoonful of the chocolate mixture and push onto the parchment paper.
- Sprinkle with a little tiny bit of salt and sprinkle with coconut.
- Repeat with all the chocolate pistachios. Makes 10-12 clusters.
- Place in freezer and let cool for 30 minutes or more.
- Once chocolate is hard, eat up. Store in fridge in a container.
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I dunno if anyone else has said this yet, but go see the doc and make sure it’s not an appendix or other organ issue! I’m all worried about you now!
Julie!
Feel better fast cause we need you to keep up your amazing blog.
Thank you for ALL your recipes, incredible!!
I do need to ask, how did u get your chocolate smooth and looking like it actually covered each pistachio? Mine do look like clusters literally and they “sweat” ..any clues?
Esra
with the chocolate, make sure you don’t overcook it. it can seize up pretty easily which makes it not smooth. if the chocolate is still chunky but still warm, just keep mixing with your spoon until smooth, it will get there. the only thing I’m not sure about is what you mean by the sweat…
sorry, foreigner language.. the clusters look misty..?
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MEGA NOMS!
I always thought that people were nicer on Instagram (especially over Facebook). Well that one is dusted.
For some reason, I remember learning in Biology, that they can give you a pill to kill and dissolve the tap worm? Not sure.. but we watched the movie Eaten Alive and actually saw someone discovering they had a tape worm.. not pretty and kinda freaky.. Hope you feel better soon!
You’re hilarious! I should stop with this you’re funny thing but I can’t help it. Haters gon’ hate. Imma stick around. x
Love how quick and easy these are to make! So yummy!
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My friend had a tape worm last year! She had been feeling fatigued for about a year, no weight loss or increased hunger, just all around not feeling well. One am she had severe stomach pain, went to the bathroom, and there it was! Ahhhhhh! Her husband (god bless him) fished it out for a sample and she went to the hospital immediately. The doctors had never seen whatever kind of parasite it was so she was given 3 doses of medicine a few months apart with the hopes that that was the only one or that the meds would kill anymore. They said since she hadn’t left the country it was due to unwashed fruits or vegs (she’s vegetarian). She grows her own fruits/vegs now and washes everything diligently The thing was legit a foot long. I would have died. Poor girl, every time she has stomach pains she fears the worst!
that’s a good husband right there
Please don’t let your stomach pain go unchecked. I hope you feel better real soon so you can get to dancing again! Love love love your blog!
Keep doing what you’re doing girl! Love all your recipes 🙂 Nom nom!
Juli, go to the doctor. I’m going to the store for pistachios…yum!!