That picture is making me dizzy.

I HATE when people say the DR. Ok, I don’t really hate it, but it definitely annoys me. It’s the lazy way to say the Dominican Republic. Hence why I wrote DR in my title of my post. I’m lazy. And annoying.

Back to the point. Last week, I was in the Dominican Republic with a couple of my girlfriends, Laura and Kam. One day we woke up and decided to book a trip to somewhere tropical and it ended up being the Dominican Republic. I needed to get away. From the gym, from the cold, and from my computer. I didn’t look at my email once while I was in the Dominican, which was awesome….until I got back.

Anywho, let’s recap.

So we got to the airport around 5am which seemed super early since our flight was at 6:30am, but guess it wasn’t early enough because by the time we got to our gate, they were doing their final boarding. And when we tried to carry on our little bags, they said there was no more room in the overhead bins and we would have to check our bags. Not cool. I don’t really ever check a bag. Ever. And I have a sweet Dakine carry on bag that the wonderful boyfriend got me for Valentine’s day, so the thought of losing it frightens me. So once we checked our bags, got onto the airplane upset, and instantly noticed how there were NO BAGS IN THE OVERHEAD COMPARTMENT…I really freaked out. I was ready to cut a b*tch for lying to me. I just always hear the horror stories of people losing their bags and I didn’t want to be part of that statistic. So, to ease my worries, I drank. I’ve never drank on a flight before, but that doesn’t fly with Kam. Turns out, time goes by way faster when you drink on a plane. Especially if you have fun people around you that enjoy laughing as much as we do. Thankfully, we did. Those fun people even bought us drinks. That was probably the third time I’ve had a drink bought for me. That’s a lie. But still, it’s been a while.

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before
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after

So once we got to the airport, we were pleasantly surprised how cool the airport was. And how quickly Customs were. Their customs line went super fast and the workers were singing the entire time. Much different than our DIA airport in Colorado.  And we got our luggage. Thank gosh.

Once we got to our hotel, Majestic Elegance, it took probably 20 minutes to find our room. The hotel was much bigger than expected. But we found our room, touched up our makeup, and got to work with eating and drinking. It had been a long day of travel so we were not only starving, but crazy excited. But being crazy excited in paradise usually leads to high sugared drinks. And high sugared drinks leads me to sickness. So the first night was rough for me. But I made it through and was welcomed by gorgeous sunshine and sand the next day.

pink drinks are absolutely never a good idea

Every day was pretty much the same. We would workout in the morning, usually doing 150 burpees and a 2-2.5 mile run on the beach. Then eat some breakfast, tan, lunch, tan, another workout, then go to dinner and some drinks. I spent my time on the beach reading a book to help me with my photography. And I LOVED it. I found it super interesting.  So now, once I get the hang of this new camera and figure out light since I still don’t quite understand it, maybe my photography will get better! And you’ll like me more! Fingers crossed.

Back to the vacation. Workouts were awesome there. It’s so humid and hot that you sweat a crap ton and I’m not really used to that in CO. My shirts were be completely soaked after a workout. We even did a spinning class. I don’t know how people do that constantly, my ass hurt so bad. How do guys do that?? Where do you balls go?? So strange. Anywho, I loved the humidity for that reason. AND my skin was the best it’s been in 3 years because of the humidity. It didn’t hurt the entire time until I stepped foot back into the States. Damnit.

Ok, now really back to the vacation.

The food was awesome. The hotel had something like 7-8 restaurants and 10+ bars so we were never hungry or thirsty. The staff was incredibly friendly and helpful, so we always had something to do, some party to go to, or some show to see. Let’s look at some of the meals I ate in the Domincan. As you may tell, my diet lacked some vegetables last week.

that’s kind of green
just a hint
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sliver
smidge
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yeahhhhhh none
i think that’s dill. that’s green

I missed vegetables. Broccoli is really

The Dominican Republic taught me some things. Mostly what I need for my next beach vacation. Yep, I got another planned. This one is for a wedding. And it’s longer. So I’ll need lots of dresses and more swimsuits. And hats, lots of damn hats. Like fedoras. Judging from that vacation, those hats are real in. And I want to be part of the in crowd.

Wanna see some random pictures? Of course you do. Pictures are more fun than words. That’s why instagram is addicting.

this is kam and i. she’s much shorter than i.
Laura is still working on those free standing handstands. she’s almost a pro
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isn’t she cute?
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Laura is trying to be Kam sized
wine is way better than pink drink
we love each other
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omg how cute is that back of that dress
I climbed that tree. not really. a guy pulled the end down and laura’s skinny self had to shove me up there. let’s just say, it wasn’t pretty in a swim suit

And to top it off, I got a sweet new sunburn to show off to all my friends. Everyone was highly impressed at the gym. Especially when my burn peeled off doing power cleans. I’m a straight up mess.

well that’s not my best look

kthanksforlistening.bye.

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37 Comments

  1. Emily says:

    Pictures look amazing! I am actually going to this same resort next week and have been freaking out about the food- you didn’t get sick though? Have heard horror stories about meat in the Dominican…

    1. kristin says:

      We were there in February. Food was pretty good for an all-inclusive. None of us got sick. Have fun!

  2. Ginnie Coleman says:

    So you enjoyed the Dominican Republic? A friend and I just went and celebrated our big 4-0’s (yeah, it sucks so I am calling it a birthday YEAR of celebration because I totally deserve it) and we debated between Dom and St. Lucia, and chose St. Lucia. LOVED IT. Would highly recommend it!

  3. Tara says:

    You and your friends look amazing! I love all your dresses! So glad you had such a good time! Really inspires me to do something cool for my vacation this year. You more than deserve it girl, and I’m so glad you DIDN’T check your email! 🙂

  4. Shari says:

    WHERE did you get that dress??? The one with the pink skirt and black top with lace up back. I’m obsessed! I need it asap.

  5. Heather says:

    Can I just tell you how much you crack me up!!!!! I thoroughly enjoy reading your blog. I find myself looking forward to them… I can’t wait to see what you are going to say next! Ha! We have the same kind of sense of humor. Oh and love the recipes that I have tried so far.

  6. Kim says:

    I have to know where Kam got that dress with the black top and blue skirt. I HAVE to know. PLEASE!

  7. Samantha G says:

    Where is that dress from?! The black top with the pink bottom, love!!!!!!!

  8. Big Jenn says:

    “Where do your balls go?” Bahaha! Going to the DR (said douchely, lol) myself in June to toast my 20’s, 30 here I come!! In effforts to be in the best shape of my life before the big 3-0 I started Crossfit & Paleo 2 months ago- 10 pounds down! Just wanted to say I appreciate the “balls” comment and LOVE your website :-)))))

  9. Lesya says:

    Glad you had fun!! I went in vacation in April to Eleuthera (seriously look it up) and LOOOVED it. But I too was shedding skin at the box when I got back. Like a nasty lizard. I looked down after doing a squat and skin was snowing off of me. Yuck.

    That black top/pink bottom dress is ADORABLE, btw.

  10. Melissa says:

    Just got back from my honeymoon. We stayed at the majestic elegance in Dominican Republic too!!! 🙂