Two desserts this week. You smart people are excited. You dessert nazis are annoyed. Haters. Well luckily, this dessert has no added sugar in it. So really, it could just be a side dish for all you people who hate desserts and deny yourself happiness. And if you’re doing the sugar detox like me, this is a perfect dessert for you. If you aren’t doing the sugar detox, you are a much happiner person AND are lucky because you can add honey and chocolate chips to make it stupid good. You b*tches.
That paragraph was all over the place.
So this dessert is made from carrots. Obviously. Carrots are slightly sweet. That’s why some genius out there started making cakes from carrots. Have you ever tried my carrot cake cupcakes? HOLY BALLS. Maybe one of my favorite desserts. Maybe. Anywho, on this sugar detox, I can still have carrots. Woot woot. Puree that sh*t. Add some to vanilla to that sh*t. And love that sh*t. That’s what I did. Like a kid in a candy shop. And I hear carrots are good for your sight. I can see through walls now. Fact.
I kinda miss Drew Barrymore in movies. I like her.
Wanna know something gross? I have a scab on my inner thigh from rope climbs. And now it’s peeling off. It’s a blessing in disguise that I can’t fit into jeans because that could get real uncomfortable. I don’t know why I’m telling you this.
Guess what I have for you…A COOKING VIDEO! So exciting!
Sugar Detox Carrot Cake Pudding (with a cooking video!)
Ingredients
- 2 cups baby carrots
- 2 tablespoons coconut butter
- 2 tablespoons sunbutter (or nut butter)
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon (or more)
- 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
- 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
- pinch of salt
Instructions
- Throw your carrots in a saucepan with water that covers your them.
- Place under medium heat and cook for 20-25 minutes or until carrots are soft when you poke them with a fork.
- Drain carrots.
- Place carrots in the food processor and puree.
- Then add the rest of your ingredients to your food processor and puree until completely mixed.
- Eat that delicious goodness!
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More Sugar Detox Recipes:
Crockpot Sugar Detox Dessert Stuffed Apples
Sugar Detox Pumpkin Cake in a Mug with Chocolate Whip
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You’re fantastic! Thanks for brightening my morning!
Juli the most offensive thing you have ever said is that you miss Drew Barrymore and like her in movies. Said no one but you…ever.
OMG that just made my day. Now I need some carrot pudding. Or pumpkin pudding. Mmm pumpkin.
I miss Drew Barrymore too!
I am starting Day 4 of the Detox…this might’ve just changed my life.
And holy balls, your body is AWESOME!
I f*cking love you. Your hilarious. Hope your detox is going well (well, as good as it can go). You should do more videos!!
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That video was amazing. So glad that I started my day with it, and I will definitely be making this soon. Thanks for being hilarious and awesome!
Hilar! Love the recipe and the dance moves! I’ll try out both. Love you guys!
That.Was.Hilarious. I want to live in y’alls house! Fun!!
Also, I adore carrot cake so I am going to make this ASAP (without honey first, to see how it goes… I’m sweet enough ;P)
Yummm…but when I saw the photo at first, I was thinking it was pumpkin…so now I am thinking of doing a blend of pumpkin and carrots…of course, I don’t think your recipes EVER need revisions…but I am craving some pumpkin-y thing now…
I’ve made it with pumpkin too!!
Hi Juli, just wanted to say hello and you are hilarious. I found you thru a pinterest pin I found. I will be following you from now on. Love love your site and the fact that you Crossfit and eat well. I was turned onto kettlebells over 3 yrs ago and our box has incorporated Crossfit the past year or more.
Thank you for all that you do, you are awesome!
Michelle
Great video and I can’t wait to try the recipe. You are looking so tan!