Two desserts this week. You smart people are excited. You dessert nazis are annoyed. Haters. Well luckily, this dessert has no added sugar in it. So really, it could just be a side dish for all you people who hate desserts and deny yourself happiness. And if you’re doing the sugar detox like me, this is a perfect dessert for you. If you aren’t doing the sugar detox, you are a much happiner person AND are lucky because you can add honey and chocolate chips to make it stupid good. You b*tches.
That paragraph was all over the place.
So this dessert is made from carrots. Obviously. Carrots are slightly sweet. That’s why some genius out there started making cakes from carrots. Have you ever tried my carrot cake cupcakes? HOLY BALLS. Maybe one of my favorite desserts. Maybe. Anywho, on this sugar detox, I can still have carrots. Woot woot. Puree that sh*t. Add some to vanilla to that sh*t. And love that sh*t. That’s what I did. Like a kid in a candy shop. And I hear carrots are good for your sight. I can see through walls now. Fact.
I kinda miss Drew Barrymore in movies. I like her.
Wanna know something gross? I have a scab on my inner thigh from rope climbs. And now it’s peeling off. It’s a blessing in disguise that I can’t fit into jeans because that could get real uncomfortable. I don’t know why I’m telling you this.
Guess what I have for you…A COOKING VIDEO! So exciting!
Sugar Detox Carrot Cake Pudding (with a cooking video!)
Ingredients
- 2 cups baby carrots
- 2 tablespoons coconut butter
- 2 tablespoons sunbutter (or nut butter)
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon (or more)
- 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
- 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
- pinch of salt
Instructions
- Throw your carrots in a saucepan with water that covers your them.
- Place under medium heat and cook for 20-25 minutes or until carrots are soft when you poke them with a fork.
- Drain carrots.
- Place carrots in the food processor and puree.
- Then add the rest of your ingredients to your food processor and puree until completely mixed.
- Eat that delicious goodness!
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More Sugar Detox Recipes:
Crockpot Sugar Detox Dessert Stuffed Apples
Sugar Detox Pumpkin Cake in a Mug with Chocolate Whip
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The Dance segments are always the best.
Cannot wait to test out this recipe. Thank you!
I may get fired for laughing so loudly at my desk. Your dancing is priceless! WORK IT GIRL!
And you’ve expressed unhappiness with your body/thighs/whatev but let me tell you – I have acquired a ridiculous amount of discipline and rarely eat ice cream or bananas and lift heavy and do all this so I can try to look just like you! I think you look great and you are totally my role model. 🙂
Hilarious! first video I’ve seen from you, so not only is the food delish but you crack me up!
LOVE the video! You’re a hoot! Gonna have to try this because all I want lately is a big bowl of Cap n Crunch covered in chocolate milk with chocolate syrup on top.
1) You’re so funny
2) I can’t wait to try this and the carrot cake cupcakes you spoke of!
3) You miss Drew Barrymore?
Well have you seen Whip It? She has a smaller role, but she directed it and it’s flippin hilarious! I bet you’d enjoy!
4) Thanks for doing what you do!
Can’t wait to try this…as for the dancing, I am pretty sure you’re ready to break dance fight in the club. It’s the *best* way to resolve conflict.
Giiiirl! You so crazay! Can’t wait to try it.
I’m totally making this for breakfast.
OMGGG!!!! You are freakin FANTABULOUS!! I recently found your blog and I have been cooking up a paleo storm because of it and I don’t like to cook but that’s slowly strting to change. Look forward to your new recipes in my inbox. Oh and FYI (even though you should know this already) your body is awesome. I’m working towards the same thing if I could just leave the grains and sugar alone I’d be good to go. You can see your abs through your shirt!! That’s hardcore!!
forget paleo cooking. next step: try out for “So you think you can dance”. You’ll win. fact.