Two desserts this week. You smart people are excited. You dessert nazis are annoyed. Haters. Well luckily, this dessert has no added sugar in it. So really, it could just be a side dish for all you people who hate desserts and deny yourself happiness. And if you’re doing the sugar detox like me, this is a perfect dessert for you. If you aren’t doing the sugar detox, you are a much happiner person AND are lucky because you can add honey and chocolate chips to make it stupid good. You b*tches.
That paragraph was all over the place.
So this dessert is made from carrots. Obviously. Carrots are slightly sweet. That’s why some genius out there started making cakes from carrots. Have you ever tried my carrot cake cupcakes? HOLY BALLS. Maybe one of my favorite desserts. Maybe. Anywho, on this sugar detox, I can still have carrots. Woot woot. Puree that sh*t. Add some to vanilla to that sh*t. And love that sh*t. That’s what I did. Like a kid in a candy shop. And I hear carrots are good for your sight. I can see through walls now. Fact.
I kinda miss Drew Barrymore in movies. I like her.
Wanna know something gross? I have a scab on my inner thigh from rope climbs. And now it’s peeling off. It’s a blessing in disguise that I can’t fit into jeans because that could get real uncomfortable. I don’t know why I’m telling you this.
Guess what I have for you…A COOKING VIDEO! So exciting!
Sugar Detox Carrot Cake Pudding (with a cooking video!)
Ingredients
- 2 cups baby carrots
- 2 tablespoons coconut butter
- 2 tablespoons sunbutter (or nut butter)
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon (or more)
- 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg
- 1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
- pinch of salt
Instructions
- Throw your carrots in a saucepan with water that covers your them.
- Place under medium heat and cook for 20-25 minutes or until carrots are soft when you poke them with a fork.
- Drain carrots.
- Place carrots in the food processor and puree.
- Then add the rest of your ingredients to your food processor and puree until completely mixed.
- Eat that delicious goodness!
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More Sugar Detox Recipes:
Crockpot Sugar Detox Dessert Stuffed Apples
Sugar Detox Pumpkin Cake in a Mug with Chocolate Whip
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I can’t wait to try out this recipe and some of those sweet dance moves!
Hooray–my birthday is saved!
I usually dance while I’m cooking, but I may have to try taking a dance break instead–looks like it allows for some cooler moves 🙂
Hhahahah I love it ” I swear Im not a complete asshole the whole time”
Your awesome… if we didn’t live on opposite ends of the country we’d be friends lol
Keep it up… I’ll def be making this on a sugar detox as well…
I don’t know what I want to try first, the recipe or those sweet moves. My three year old has asked to watch the dancing part three times then he says “mom, I never seen that dance. How she do that?”
Um. Hi twin? Makin dees sheeeet.
What a great start to my day! This was the first cooking video of yours that I’ve seen. Awesome!!! So wish I had your moves. Dang. And carrot cake pudding… Will definitely give it a try. Sounds so good!
i just got rope burn on my inner thigh yesterday. worst injury in crossfit? i think so.
Disagree…worst injury in CrossFit = butt burn from situps. So, so painful. Plus it scars.
I absolutely agree ! That sh** hurts !!!!
Ha yes WORST Crossfit injury
i fricken Love you! watching your video, its like you are me~ and it’s awesome, of course! Thanks for the good tips, and good luck w/ the rest of your sugar detox
I have made smoothies like this before, carrots, coconut milk, egg yolk, and spices. So good!
Straight up applause for that video.
I bet my kids will eat this dessert and call it two thumbs up.