Can we talk about New Girl right now!? If you haven’t watched the latest episode, shame on you, but look away RIGHT NOW!!
OMG Nick and Jess are finally getting together!! The last episode was fantastic. Mostly because Schmidt got stung on his face by a jellyfish while trying to catch a lionfish with a lacrosse stick. BUT the Jess and Nick thing was awesome. He’s so in love with her. I never thought my favorite show could get better, but once they threw love into the mix, I pledge to never EVER miss another episode. How many times have I said episode in this blog so far? Answer: too many times.
New subject.
I went to the dermatologist yesterday. Instantly started crying. Poor derm lady. She had no idea what that appointment was about to bring in. Well it brought a mess of a grown woman, desperate for answers. I even wrote down a list of everything I’ve tried to help fix my skin. I just can’t take it anymore. I can’t look in the mirror anymore, my face constantly hurts, and I cry probably every two days out of frustration. No one should have to live their life like this. Time to take control.
On a lighter note, I’m going to get my nails AND toenails done next week. Yes, yes I am. I seriously haven’t gotten my nails or toenails done since high school. I never saw the point. The polish just came off, looked gross, then made your nails worse. BUT, since I will be doing a cooking presentation next week at PaleoFX, I thought I should try to make myself look more like a lady. I think I might even wear an apron, like one of those skirt aprons. Those things are adorable. And I want to try to fool people into thinking that I’m adorable. Little do they know. Can’t wait to see some of your there. What in the hell else am I going to wear other than an apron!? I just got instantly stressed.
OMG. I have found a new blog I love. And it’s a paleo blog! I usually only fall in love with non paleo blogs because they have way better food porn, but this one is awesome. And naughty. And I love me some naughty paleo food. I actually found her off of instagram while sitting at the dermatologist. The things you can find while bored. And I am so lucky to. Check out Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind. She’s pretty new so she doesn’t have a ton of recipes yet, but every single one she has looks stupid good. I’m kind of in love with her. Go check out her blog and give her some love on instagram @vanessabarajas. You’ll be happy you did.
Oh PS, who here is doing the 21 Day Sugar Detox? I swear, you can do it if I can. Especially if you have these cute little things stored in your fridge. It has a slight sweetness to it and the fat from the coconut oil and coconut butter keeps you full and satisfied. For real, make these.
21DSD Green Apple and Coconut 2-Bite Treats
Ingredients
- 1 green apple, cored and diced
- ½ cup coconut butter
- 3 tablespoons coconut oil
- 2 teaspoons cinnamon (or more, if you’d like)
- pinch of salt
- 2 extra tablespoons coconut oil, for cooking
Instructions
- Place a medium skillet over medium-high heat.
- Add 2 tablespoons of coconut oil to the pan. Once hot, add diced apples and begin to cook down, making sure they do not burn.
- Once apples are soft, add the cinnamon and a bit of salt.
- Now you need to get the coconut oil and coconut butter soft, so place both in a bowl and into the microwave for about 30 seconds, then mix with a spoon.
- Then add the sautéed apples to the bowl with coconut butter and coconut oil and mix well, adding a bit more cinnamon.
- Now use a spoon to scoop out 1-2 tablespoons of your chunky mixture into a silicone liner in a muffin tin. Repeat until mixture is gone. If you do not have silicone liners, use paper (they may just stick a little).
- Place in fridge for at least 20 minutes before eating. Also store in the fridge because they may want to melt!
- Makes about 9 discs.
- Enjoy the 21 Day Sugar Detox!
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More Sugar Detox recipes:
21DSD Creamy Green Apple Smoothie
Sugar Detox Cinnamon Sweet Potato Ice Cream with Toasted Walnuts
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OMG, I think I am in lust with this recipe, and I have not even made it yet!! I need to get my rear to the kitchen ASAP for this one.
I’m confused, do you put the soft apples in the muffin tins BEFORE you freeze the coconut mixture, or after?
Thanks for your help!
Never mind I figured it out!! Mix it all together…. I promise I learned how to read…
Going 4 days strong on the detox!! your recipes are a life saver..you are AMAZING and i would imagine that those in your life are very lucky to know you..cant wait to try these little buggers for dessert tonight!
dang, those look delish! I love green apples,
You ARE adorable–inside and out!
I love this…can we eat these if we are doing the 30 day program. My Doctor turned me onto your blog. I love this place… I am sorry your face hurts.
Juli! You just made my day, month, year, life! Seriously! Thank you so much for the shout out and trust me the feeling is mutual!
Hey Juli,
I love your blog. Sorry about your face… I have struggled for years with breakouts, cystic acne, etc. I recently, and very randomly, discovered that I am horribly allergic to honey. If I avoid it, no problem, if I have even a little bit, big problems… Just a thought. Good luck to you.
You are the queen of coconut butter treats!
Okay, I just made this in about 10 minutes but I am not on the sugar detox so I used a Fuji and I added a little pure organic stevia…OMG! It tastes like the filling/crust mixed together in an apple pie. HEAVEN! Thanks so much!!!