I hate when you have to pee but you kind of forget about it while you are driving, until you get in your house, then suddenly you’ve pulled your pants down in the living room (in front of your roommate) as you run to the bathroom. No? That’s never happened to you? Cool.
The dumpster outside my house smells like lavender. I like that. I like that a lot.
My Colorado world is very quiet right now. It’s probably because this soccer player named Tebow is playing right now. That soccer playin’ sonofab*tch. I’m kidding, I know Tebow plays tennis. But I’m pretty thankful for the calmness among the world. You know why?? BECAUSE A MARATHON OF GLEE IS ON! Holy sh*t balls. They are dancing to ‘Barbara Streisand’ by Duck Sauce. No no, not dancing, flash mobbing. I seriously want to flash mob more than anything in the world. I wish I were kidding. I’m a really terrible dancer BUT I have no shame so I would be epiiiiic in those situations.
Hey so you know how I’ve talked about having this stuff called acne, it’s still really stupid dumb. So I got a peel done. If you don’t know what that is, the jist of it is…they spread acid on my face, it burns really bad, then my face peels off. SH*T I’m sexy. These men be chasin’ me down! That was a lie. At least CoverGirl is still begging for me to be their new spokes model. Begging.
But seriously, my face lady told me not to pick at my skin. My peeling skin. Are you effing kidding me? Have you ever had a sunburn that peeled? Did you just let the skin sit on your body as you went on with your day? Sh*t no you didn’t. That’s weird, and gross. It’s like having a booger hanging out of your nose and you not picking it because it’s not “socially acceptable” to pick your nose in public. Complete bullsh*t if you ask me. So I’ve been picking…a lot. Why else do we have nails? Duh.
Almond Flour Coconut Waffles
- Yield: 1-2 1x
Ingredients
- 1.5 cup almond flour/meal
- 2 eggs, whisked
- 1/4 cup canned coconut milk
- 1/4 cup unsweetened shredded coconut
- 1 tablespoon arrowroot powder or coconut flour
- 1 tablespoonraw honey
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon sea salt
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
Instructions
- Plug in your waffle iron. You don’t have a waffle iron? Why? Because it’s the most pointless tool in the kitchen and is only useful for one kind of food. True. But buy one. Waffles are awesome.
- Whisk your eggs in a medium-large sized bowl.
- Add your coconut milk and whisk together with eggs.
- Next add your almond flour and mix together.
- Then add your shredded coconut, arrowroot powder, baking soda and mix together.
- Lastly, add in your honey, vanilla, salt and cinnamon. Mix together thoroughly.
- Pour into your waffle iron and cooking until cooked through. It took about 4 minutes for mine to cook through and crisp up.
Notes
This made 3 full waffles for me.
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Can u recommend a good waffle iron?
Thanks!
I’m also wondering which waffle iron you use or recommend 🙂
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I made these in pancake form and they turned out out-freakin-standing. I did add a smashed up banana(ananana? i don’t know when to stop either..) to the mix for the hell of it, and topped with toasted coconut/almond slices. Y.U.M. Your website kicks ass. I went to culinary school so I love cooking, and I’m pretty much obsessed with working out, so this all fits well. Have you ever tried making apple pancakes? Basic recipe would be a shredded apple, some almond flour, eggs, vanilla, soda and honey. But I always dabble with other additions too like coconut/almond butter/whatever I can find… ANYWAY. I think you rock. Thanks for the laughs and the recipes! 🙂
Made these, I used skim milk (we didn’t have coconut milk) and added unsweetened cocoa powder…soo good.
Just made these and they were great! Nice texture and good flavour. They are quite filling. My son loved them! That’s saying a lot since he’s not big on trying new things, but he had seconds of these. Next time I’m going to caramelize some bananas to go with them. Thanks for the great recipe 🙂
OMG!! THANK YOU THANK YOU for this recipe! Best Paleo Waffles ever!! Might even be the best waffles I’ve ever had period! I had to make a few modifications as I only had about 80% of the ingredients, but I don’t think it went too off track from the original recipe. They were amazing!!
Awesome recipe! Love! Made it for my non-paleo kids & sister & they loved them too. My sister even said she’d never know they were non-grain. I doubled the recipe (except honey & cinnamon) and omitted the coconut flakes. Definitely making these again…I’ve been snitching them from the fridge today 😉
Fantastic – had to add a bit more coconut milk to get the right consistency. My first time making waffles, I can’t wait to try experimenting with other flavors.
i have just made these but with coconut milk and they worked of amazingly! so yummy thank you
These waffles are so good! I used the carton of unsweetened coconut milk and used about 3/4 cup. I loved them and they are very filling, especially with a fried egg on top and agave maple syrup- have mercy!
Very yummy! But I also had to make it with 3/4 cup coconut milk to make batter consistency rather than biscuit consistency.