I hate when you have to pee but you kind of forget about it while you are driving, until you get in your house, then suddenly you’ve pulled your pants down in the living room (in front of your roommate) as you run to the bathroom. No? That’s never happened to you? Cool.
The dumpster outside my house smells like lavender. I like that. I like that a lot.
My Colorado world is very quiet right now. It’s probably because this soccer player named Tebow is playing right now. That soccer playin’ sonofab*tch. I’m kidding, I know Tebow plays tennis. But I’m pretty thankful for the calmness among the world. You know why?? BECAUSE A MARATHON OF GLEE IS ON! Holy sh*t balls. They are dancing to ‘Barbara Streisand’ by Duck Sauce. No no, not dancing, flash mobbing. I seriously want to flash mob more than anything in the world. I wish I were kidding. I’m a really terrible dancer BUT I have no shame so I would be epiiiiic in those situations.
Hey so you know how I’ve talked about having this stuff called acne, it’s still really stupid dumb. So I got a peel done. If you don’t know what that is, the jist of it is…they spread acid on my face, it burns really bad, then my face peels off. SH*T I’m sexy. These men be chasin’ me down! That was a lie. At least CoverGirl is still begging for me to be their new spokes model. Begging.
But seriously, my face lady told me not to pick at my skin. My peeling skin. Are you effing kidding me? Have you ever had a sunburn that peeled? Did you just let the skin sit on your body as you went on with your day? Sh*t no you didn’t. That’s weird, and gross. It’s like having a booger hanging out of your nose and you not picking it because it’s not “socially acceptable” to pick your nose in public. Complete bullsh*t if you ask me. So I’ve been picking…a lot. Why else do we have nails? Duh.
Almond Flour Coconut Waffles
- Yield: 1-2 1x
Ingredients
- 1.5 cup almond flour/meal
- 2 eggs, whisked
- 1/4 cup canned coconut milk
- 1/4 cup unsweetened shredded coconut
- 1 tablespoon arrowroot powder or coconut flour
- 1 tablespoonraw honey
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon sea salt
- 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon
Instructions
- Plug in your waffle iron. You don’t have a waffle iron? Why? Because it’s the most pointless tool in the kitchen and is only useful for one kind of food. True. But buy one. Waffles are awesome.
- Whisk your eggs in a medium-large sized bowl.
- Add your coconut milk and whisk together with eggs.
- Next add your almond flour and mix together.
- Then add your shredded coconut, arrowroot powder, baking soda and mix together.
- Lastly, add in your honey, vanilla, salt and cinnamon. Mix together thoroughly.
- Pour into your waffle iron and cooking until cooked through. It took about 4 minutes for mine to cook through and crisp up.
Notes
This made 3 full waffles for me.
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My daughter, who is on a special low carb diet, with no processed sugars, was just craving waffles… Just made these and the whole family enjoyed them! Your site inspired me to take out my fancy waffle maker that my sister’d given me 1 or 2 Xmases ago! Great recipe!
Just made these today, they were delicious. Thanks Juli!
Got a nice little waffle iron at a resale for 5 bucks. Excellent condition, non-stick. Just made these and they are WoNDERFUL. My hubby put one in a bowl immediately and put ice cream on it. I will put fresh fruit and fresh whipped cream or yogurt later on mine for a treat. THANKS!!.
Do you spray anything on the waffle iron?
mine is non stick so i never have had to
My sons been bugging for waffles so bought me a Cuisnart waffle maker since it was on sale and making waffles tonight with chicken and sauteed brussel sprouts mmmm thanks so much for the recipe.
Absolutely delish!!! Topped them with fresh blueberries and strawberries, oh yum. Making them again SOON!!
Wow what a great recipe!!! I changed it a bit by leaving the coconut and the honey (21DSD) out and was worried that that would mess everything up, but OMG they were so good, we topped them with the 21DSD creamy apple sauce and they were delicious! Definitely a keeper!
Thank you 🙂
So good even my non-paleo carb loving husband loved them!
I also had to add more coconut milk to the batter and it worked out perfect 🙂 I made them for dinner and had bacon and a delicious grass fed beef patty to go with it (maybe I should of made a burger out of this?? Next time!) The waffle itself was SUPER filling. I made extras and I will pop them in the toaster for breakfast this week. Thanks for your awesomely delicious recipes and I truly appreciate your sense of humor, it’s like I’ve known you forever! This stupid phone won’t let me rate but 5 stars!
We just had 6 1st graders over for a campout and I made these for bfast ( some of them have milk and wheat allergies) and they loved them! I made my coconut milk and switched out the 1.5 cups almond flour for homemade coconut flour and they were quite good, I even saved some for the mommys and they liked them too :)…………. thankyou so much, I will be writing this one down in my fav cookbook ( a spiral notebook full of my fav recipes :))