I swear I eat food other than sweets. I swear. Kind of.
I had another CrossFit cert this weekend. CrossFit kids. Which is weird, since I don’t like kids. At all. I like teenagers. No wait, I like CrossFit teenagers. Like my friend Addie. She’s epic. She’s 17, 95lbs, and got 64 reps at wod 12.2. That means she did 30 snatches at 45lbs, 30 snatches at 75lbs, and 4 snatches at 100lbs. She snatched OVER HER BODY WEIGHT. That is ridiculously incredible. I love CrossFit teenagers. Ok, mainly just her.
Guess what I’m doing this week?! Going to Boston! Well then to New Hampshire. More New Hampshire than Boston. I’ll be working with AgainFaster making some cooking videos! How fun is that!? If you didn’t know, I write a monthly blog post for them! I like to talk about body stuff and CrossFit stuff. You know, the best stuff.
Ok, we need to talk about something. I didn’t eat chocolate for a long, long time. A long time for me at least. Like 4 or 5 weeks. I was suppose to go until after the open, but I gave in. I got sick of it. I had a bet that I wouldn’t eat chocolate until after the CrossFit Open and threw it all out the door with one week left. Failure to the max. But I really didn’t care. It was heaven. I got dark chocolate covered walnuts and was instantly a better person. Meaning more fun to be around.
How was your St. Patty’s Day?! Was it filled with booze? Mine was spent at my parents house then on the couch watching movies on the Oxygen channel. But when I woke up early on Sunday morning, and there were literally 3 souls in the park versus the normal thousands, I was quite happy everyone was hungover. And not me. It’s so strange to me that we have built in drinking holidays. No, they weren’t created specifically for that most likely, but that’s what they’ve turned into. Have you ever heard someone say you’re either a alcohol person or a food person? I’m SOOOOOOOO a food person. I’d much MUCH rather consume my calories from a dead animal versus fermented grapes. Alcohol tastes like ass, dark chocolate tastes like pure heaven. Factual info right there.
Chocolate Chip Cupcakes with Chocolate Glaze
- Yield: 6 1x
Ingredients
For the Cupcakes
- 1/4 cup coconut flour
- 1/4 cup coconut oil, melted
- 1/8 cup cashew butter
- 1/8 cup maple syrup or raw honey
- 1/2 cup Enjoy Life Chocolate Chipsor Dark Chocolate Chips
- 4 eggs, whisked
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- pinch of salt
For the Glaze
- 3 tablespoons coconut oil
- 3 tablespoons Enjoy Life Chocolate Chips or Dark Chocolate Chips
- 1 tablespoon cashew butter
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
- Use a large bowl to first mix all your dry ingredients: coconut flour, baking soda, and salt.
- Then mix your wet ingredients: melted coconut oil, cashew butter, sweetener, eggs, vanilla, and chocolate chips.
- Line muffin tin with 6 silicone muffin liners or paper muffins liners, place batter evenly in cups.
- Bake for 15-20 minutes.
- While cupcakes are baking, add your glaze ingredients to a bowl, place in the microwave for around 1 minutes, then stir until chocolate chips are combined.
- Pour over top of cupcakes!
- Consume!
______________
You May Also Like:
Sweet Potato Protein Chocolate Chip Cookies
______________
Click Here To Get All My PaleOMG Recipes Into Your Meal Planner With Real Plans!
I may be compensated through my affiliate links in this post, but all opinions are my own. This compensation helps with expenses to keep this blog up and running!














These look soooooo goooooodddd.
haha try them Chrissy!
Hooray! Chocolate is back. I’m so glad your dumb bet is over. These looks amazing! I can’t wait to try them. Addie is absolutely an inspiration to watch. We miss her down here on the south end.
She is so damn amazing!
I might make these and take them to work…the girls always piss and moan that i never eat the crap they get from the bakery…cupcakes that don’t go straight to their ass, I’ll be everyone’s favorite for at least a week now!
Have you seen my ass Rob? come on
We’ve been through this, your ass is bomb…stop hating.
Come on bro
While you’re in Boston feel free to stop by CrossFit Hingham! My roommate Ashley and I would love to talk shop.. aka talk food with you or just throw down. We’re convinced that you’re our clone on the other side of the country. Fact.
PS. Making these, ASAP.
Katie, I grew up in Hingham (folks still live there) but will be back this fall for a wedding. Where is CF Hingham?
On Sharp street.. near Rockland and Weymouth, kind of sandwiched between the two towns. 55 Sharp Street to be exact. If you need a place to WOD when you come back for the wedding definitely stop in!
I’ll keep that in mind Katie! Fingers crossed!!
You’ll recall I might have mentioned that cutting dark chocolate was not necessary anyway, perhaps even detrimental. Glad you came to your senses. I don’t really bake, but I will certainly give that glaze and a bowl and a spoon a roll sometime.
Thank goodness I came to my senses…but it got a little out of control. I found chocolate on 2 shirts i wore yesterday. two.
Can I sub almond butter for cashew butter? I’m just lazy and don’t want to purchase cashew butter. but if I have to for the sake of deliciousness then I guess I’ll have too… ugh.
Gross. I typed too instead of to. I couldn’t leave without fixing it.
I hate that feeling
Yeah almond butter would definitely work!!
You are a Food/Recipe Genius/Goddess!
I have made so many of your recipes and they all turn out super fantastic. I am not even that great of a cook. HA! I will have to make these too. They look amazing.
Thats awesome Jamee! Glad you’re liking the recipes!
You are truly AMAZING!! This Blog is so inspirational and proves you can be clean and lean without living off plain chicken and brocolli 🙂
Absolutely LOVE your blog and sensational recipes!
From a big fan ‘down under’ in Australia
Michelle :))
Thanks so much Michelle!! You’re awesome!
First off, this looks amazing and I’m having a hard time NOT making them right now. Secondly, I can’t make them because I too am leaving soon to go to NH. Whoa. So I feel like we should meet up. Just sayin… haha Would love to see the videos you make while you’re there though!! Keep up the awesomeness 😀
Small world!! If I knew where I was even going, I’d totally meet up with you lol
Those look absolutely amazing. I might have drooled a little at your food porn – sorry.
My St. Pattys was filled with hanging out in my upstairs neighbors apartment until 10:30 sans booze annndddd then bed. LOL Livin’ the dream!
Lol they are awesome Juliet! try them out!