I did it again. I called myself JB. I referred to myself in the third person and confirmed everyone’s guesses that I am excessively weird. Whatever. I dance on video camera while cooking, people are bound to feel uncomfortable during my posts as well.
Anywho, let’s talk about sweets people. Holy poop, I love sweets. Like LOVE them. I grew up on peanut butter and chocolate chip sandwiches and swiss rolls. Thanks mom. Then fell in love with chocolate chip pancakes as my after school snack in high school. Then found out how amazing a 2 gallon tub of ice cream and sugar cookie dough can be while studying with my best girlfriends in college. Yeah, I’m into sweets. Slightly embarrassing.
But here’s the jist. I gain weight VERY easily. Like stupid easily. My metabolism is dumb. So when I eat any sort of sugar, my body goes wild. I can feel the changes that have occurred within hours. And know that the sugar I consumed WILL change my body, and not for the best.
BUT, I’m a human being. A human being who loves sweets. So in no way am I ever going to give them up completely. If I tell myself I can’t have something, I want it more. So I have to figure out a solution to my sweets addiction. I can either consume a Cinnabon (holy balls those are good) or I can consume my coffee cake. I can consume stuffed french toast from Ihop or I can consume my french toast. So I think this over. What’s going to make me feel worse? Grains or nuts and coconut. Well, my body doesn’t like grains. And I probably wouldn’t poo for a week if I ate the stuffed french toast from Ihop. So I go with my own version of french toast. And don’t feel sick, I don’t feel uncomfortable, and I don’t have any regret about what I ate. Seems understandable to me.
If I want something sweet, I will eat something that has been paleo-fied and serves the purpose of satisfying my sweets needs. I will stuff the sh*t out of dates with some almond butter and I will be a happy clam. And that’s why I love having creating my own paleo desserts. I can live a lifestyle that is, well, livable. I can find different options out there that make me happy and don’t make me feel like I’m missing out. And that is the key to a healthy diet. A healthy way of eating. Having unlimited options to keep you on track. That’s why I blog recipes daily. To give you all options.
But what I do want to specify, because I have dealt with this issue myself, is that just because it is “paleo” does not mean it is completely good for you. Sugar is sugar. It affects your body the same way no matter what kind it is. So just like regular desserts, paleo desserts need to be eaten in moderation as well. If your body is like mine, it’s not going to love having an entire jar of almond butter or an entire plate of sweet potato brownies. The dimples on my ass increase when the jar of almond butter disappears. It’s just plain fact.
So I definitely have to eat in moderation. And control myself, which is always a difficult feat. So when I make these desserts, I’m often taking them to friends. I get to satisfy my sweet tooth and share new recipes with you, while making others happy and help them find out how amazing the paleo diet can be. That’s pretty awesome.
Let’s sum this up.
- I love sweets. So I eat them in ways that are better FOR ME. That does not mean I think they are extremely healthy and should be consumed daily. Or that your body processes sweets the same way mine does. Just remember, your body is YOURS. So you need to figure out the best options for YOUR body. Sweets or no sweets.
- Even though I talk about my love for sweets, when CrossFit competitions come up, my diet changes immensely and I have to eat differently than I did before. That means no dark chocolate for JB. No late light food binges. And no crazy big meals. Kinda blows, but totally worth it.
- The inside of a Cinnabon cinnamon roll is tear worthy. True beauty right there. But I must shove that to the back of mind so I can have a digestive tract that works correctly.
So now it’s time for you to figure out what works for you. Are you the type that can’t have any sweets? Or the type that needs something sweet daily. I don’t care either way, just find what works for you. And stop worrying about what others are eating. Having a dessert 2-3 times a week is what makes me happy. So that’s what I do to keep myself sane and smiley. Like sticky apple bars. Those thing were awesome. And made because I was craving apple pie. It worked. Not craving it anymore. Boom.
Life is all about decisions. The decision to eat something that makes us sick or something that makes us thrive, both physically and mentally. Sticky apple bars make me healthy in the mind. And that’s why I love paleo desserts.







I’m glad I’m not the only person that goes apeshit crazy if I don’t have something sweet more than once a month. I tried to go 30 days without and ended up eating a 3-lb tub of dates over the course of 3 days. Not cool. I guess my point is, thanks for posting all your awesomeness and keeping me from gaining 3lbs from dates.
I’m right there with you Maggie! I haven’t eaten chocolate in around 3 weeks or so and I want to scream. I want it bad. It’s going to be an ugly day when I can again.
I just got a bag of enjoy life Semi sweet mini chips, on your recommendation, omg, I am in love 😉 (and big trouble!)
I couldn’t agree more, JB! I feel the exact same way and apply the same mentality to my life. Paleo is a lifestyle, not a temporary diet. If I had to cut sweets out forever, I’d kill myself. I get a little baking happy sometimes and prob eat a few too many Paleo sweets, but since they don’t make me feel like crap, and as long as I’m eating well outside of that, I don’t really care. I’m gonna go make some Caramel Pecan Bars! They sound heavenly!
Thanks so much Chrissy! Yeah I always perky when I bake lol
Great perspective on a topic I’ve heard argued many ways within the paleo community. I agree and love to try new paleo desserts. Something else to consider though, (and something I’ve found to be true for myself) our bodies tend to have food cravings when we are deficient in some nutrient. Having a sweet craving may be your body’s way of trying to tell you something. Personally, I crave sweets far less when I’m eating more healthy fats. And yes, I know that doesn’t change the fact that paleo desserts are still just damn good.
They are soooo damn good
This post made me adore you!! I love sweets. Maybe even beyond love. It’s an addiction. I’m so glad to know I’m not the only one. I’m trying the sweet potato brownies this week. I can’t wait!
Lol you’re awesome Jana!! Hope you like the brownies!
I love your thoughts about eating “sweets” on Paleo – and totally agree. There is definitely one week a month that if I don’t eat something sweet, someone is going to get a pen in the eye. It’s better to eat something healthier if you are going to do it than to just stuff your face with something bad for you. Well played!
Completely agree Pam 🙂
Yeah, you should add, your tastes will change as well. I tried the avacado, chocolate pudding. I know you hate kiddos, but mine make me smile, almost roll on the ground laughing. I gave a bite to my 7-year old and the face she made was priceless. It was a mom..that is NOT pudding!
That was my first batch, the 2nd batch came out better….I like it, kids not so much so. They are a hard crowd to bring with me! 🙂 Another good post!
Holy crap. Just discovered your blog. Love your tone of voice, opinions and confidence.
So I just found your blog. I gotta say – i’m straight, have a boyfriend and have quite possibly fallen in love. Ok so I know that’s nuts but exploring this blog is fun – maybe mostly because of your POV and your voice. I completely relate to you..can’t wait to try some of your recipes.
This was funny for me to read just now. I’ve been paleo for a while now, but didn’t experience that massive, effortless weight loss most people do. So I went and got a BioSignature done (totally awesome if you haven’t heard of it). And my number 1 problem area was “blood sugar management”. I looked at the trainer and said “ok so what does that mean?” He responded: “It means you eat a sweet potato and get fat”. So true! So sad! So for right now I’m going pretty low carb until my insulin gets its sh*t together. So no paleo sweets for me right now 🙁 But! I do get cheat meals and I’m not willing to totally destroy myself with gluten, so I’ll be making a lot of your treats for those meals. Wahoo!! And eventually, I’ll be able to eat a more normal amount of carbs without it going straight to my love handles. Sigh.
I honestly think I’m the same way Susie. How did you find where to do a BioSignature at? I’d love to look into it!