Stop right now. Stop thinking I’m a genius. This idea was not mine. I altered it and made it to what I think is better, and you know I’m always right. So I guess you can still think of me as a genius. And worship me. Wow, that was a bold statement. I’m kidding about that. We all know I’m just a single female with crazy hormones who needs a chocolate fix regularly. Thank god for google which led me to Paleo Perfectly who answered my prayers for an easy, delicious chocolate cake on a Sunday afternoon, hungover, while alone at my house.
Let’s talk about girl things. If you didn’t know by now, I’m a female….a super single female to be exact. I make that clear in about….every blog post. But here’s my issue. I dress in spandex EVERY DAY. And I wear a headband EVERY DAY. It’s my job. I coach then I workout. Hard life. But I tend to lose my femininity. So what did I do this week?! I got my hair did. Oh yes I did! My amazing friend Baylee from Rebel Salon did a fantastic job, adding multiple colors and layers. I know you all care so much about this and all, but I had to tell you.
So you know what I did with my new hair-do? I styled it, put on a dress that becomes shorter with every step, AND added a pair of boots to the mix. I proceeded to add strong drinks, drinks meaning shots, and found my way to the dancefloor at Blake Street Tavern. The whole plan of this night was to look cute enough to get a number, hopefully by a sober male who loves CrossFit, is hilarious, and loves paleo baked goods. Let’s be realistic, that failed. I was flailing across the dancefloor with all couples. I looked cool, real cool.
To sum up this night, I don’t like drinking. The cleaner I eat, the less I drink, the more my body hates when I do mean things to it. So to recover from poisoning my body, I made paleo cake in a mug, watched ‘Chopped’ on my computer, and curled up in my bed trying not to vomit. Thank goodness for being single. When you’re single, you can make yourself paleo cake in a mug, on a Sunday afternoon, and no one can tell you any different. You can sport headbands, spandex, and an uncomfortable odor that no one in the room will talk about, and that’s cool! And you can flail across the dancefloor, never getting hit on, and that’s perfect. Being single is so fantastic.
Paleo Chocolate Cake in a Mug
Ingredients
- 1.5 tablespoons coconut flour
- 1.5 tablespoons almond flour
- 2 tablespoons walnut oil
- 2 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder
- 2 tablespoons raw honey
- 1 egg
- 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
- pinch of salt
- pinch of cinnamon
Instructions
- Add all ingredients to a mug.
- Mix all ingredients well with a spoon.
- Microwave for 2 minutes.
- Consume.
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omFg! This was amazing! I used the glaze as someone suggested and it was just, mind blowing. It’s actually better than any regular cake in a mug I’ve had and that’s saying a lot. I’ve had a really hard time liking paleo sweets more than the processed unhealthy ones.
I am loving this recipe and your humor to boot. I will be back!!! Thanks!
I just discovered this recipe and your website after searching for chocolate paleo friendly desserts… oh my gosh…it is to die for 🙂 Wonder how many calories are in this cake..lol
Holy balls…this recipe is amazing. Thank you!
Is Almond Flour the same as Almond Meal? I know this can be a dumb question, but I am new to the paleo lifestyle and do not want to mess any recipes up!!!!
Yes it is!!
My roommate and I added a tablespoon of shredded unsweetened coconut… So good!
hahahaha there is just no post that i read from u that is not hilarious plus i love your recipes. glad i found u. greetings from austria
If I was a man (and funny) I would marry you for the pumpkin bars alone.
it’s like you can’t mess this up. i throw in random things, never measure, and voila…always perfect. this is the best ever.
I stay on track because of you! Everyone has to have a treat now and then.This is so simple and oh so good!