Oh man. People are going to be angered by this post. It’s ok angry humans, you don’t actually have to consume it. So thankfully you can hush. Hush my child. Did you see all the negativity on my instagram yesterday? Man, it was exhausting. I don’t know why people get so frustrated when I post something they don’t like? There’s a really simple solution to that issue: don’t try it and keep scrolling on your instagram. Problem solved? I can’t imagine what it would be like to be one of their Kardashians. Have you ever seen their instagrams? People are so mean. I don’t know how people become such mean, ugly people. It’s annoying. Thankfully, I’m over here still eating amazing food!
I ate way too many of these things yesterday. Creating recipes is tough sometimes. Kind of. I mean, I make it worse on myself. Why do I actually need to lick the spoon? I know exactly what it’s going to taste like every time: chocolate. But I still do it. Stupid.
I still have a weird stomach bug. But nothing happens. No throwing up. No other things that you don’t speak of on a blog. Nothing. Just pains. Pains to where it hurts to stand up. I keep working out through the pain since I’m not dying, but it’s really not that fun. Do you think I have a tape worm? That’s a huge fear of mine. Seeing tape worms online is pretty much the most horrific and nightmare causing sight there is to see. If I have a tape worm, I’ll scream. Do they just pull it out of you? Is it like choking on a hair and pulling it out of your throat, but it’s actually a tape worm?? Omg I just gagged. I hate this paragraph.
Thankfully, today is my rest day. So I’m getting my hair done. That way I can sit and not be in as much pain, but still feel kind of sexy. I think I’m going to go a little blonder this time around. Mostly so when my blonde roots grow out, it’s less noticeable. And I don’t look like I’m balding when the sun hits it a certain way.
Have you guys seen the new show Mixology?? Into it!!
Salted Chocolate Coconut Pistachio Clusters
- Yield: 10-12 1x
Ingredients
- 1 cupEnjoy Life Chocolate Chips (I used mini chips)
- 1 teaspoon coconut extract
- 1 1/2 cup raw pistachios
- 1/4 cup unsweetened shredded coconut
- pinch of salt
Instructions
- Melt chocolate in a bowl. Mix in coconut extract.
- Fold in pistachios.
- Line a plate with parchment paper. Use a spoon to scoop of spoonful of the chocolate mixture and push onto the parchment paper.
- Sprinkle with a little tiny bit of salt and sprinkle with coconut.
- Repeat with all the chocolate pistachios. Makes 10-12 clusters.
- Place in freezer and let cool for 30 minutes or more.
- Once chocolate is hard, eat up. Store in fridge in a container.
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I had the stomach bug last year and I thought something was seriously wrong with me too (like ulcers or stomach cancer), because even after I was “better” my stomach still hurt really bad for a week or two. It’s probably just the after shock of all of the craziness that went on in there. Hope you feel better soon! Thanks so much for all of your recipes! You are my go to for meal ideas because I know they are always going to be delicious! You rock!
Take some probiotics? My husband, son, and I are all diagnosed celiacs, and probiotics (“Buddy Bear” chewable ones, even!) really fix those mystery pains.
The chocolates look amazing!
Long time lurker, first time commenter. Love your blog so much!!!
Wanted to offer another insight regarding your stomach pain. I had debilitating pain for 3-4 days a few years ago. I could barely get out of bed but didn’t have any other symptoms. Finally I couldn’t take it anymore and went to the ER. Turns out I had (have) ovarian cysts and a particularly large one had burst, to the point where the ultrasound looked like I had a failed ectopic pregnancy due to blood. Thank God my body clotted on it’s own, but it is definitely something that is worth getting checked out because that isn’t always the case.
Not to scare you but I’m also someone who never goes to the doctor/hospital for anything. Would be worth getting checked out if you can!
I happen to have all of these ingredients in my pantry, so obviously I’ll be making these.
I had bad stomach pain a few years back that made me want to just curl up in a ball. It lasted awhile so I finally went to the doctors. They thought it might be gallstones. It wasn’t but it turned out to be ovarian cysts. If it doesn’t go away, its worth looking into!
PS. These look amazing and I will be trying them out this weekend!
PPS. I’ve been following your page forever and tell everyone I know about your recipes, but this is my first time ever posting on here!
“Do they just pull it out of you? Is it like choking on a hair and pulling it out of your throat, but it’s actually a tape worm?? Omg I just gagged. I hate this paragraph”
^^^^LOL, sorry, my favorite part of this post outside of the recipe.
Hope all is well now.
i just made these with almonds last night on a whim because i was craving something sweet- they were delicious! i’m sure they would be tasty with any nut 🙂
I just want to say thank you!
Thank you for all of your delicious recipes! Thank you for sharing yourself with the world! And thank you for continuing to do it even with all the negative p*ss ants who try to ruin it!
I don’t know how you still have the energy to blog/instagram for us everyday when you’re always greeted by a few debbie downers… but I’m thankful every day that you do! Your pics/recipes/stories make my day – for reals! Your hard work does not go unnoticed 🙂
OMGAWWWWD these look so good…I want to get down on bended knee and sing “I’ll make love to you” (Boyz 2 Men) to them! The anticipation of my future foodgasm is making my mouth water!
No lie, you might have torn a muscle. If it hurts to move or even laugh..It might be torn. Happen to me and I was miserable for like 3 weeks till it healed. Go hard or go home, lol.