What in the hell is going on!? Did you just spit up your granola when you clicked on my site and it was COMPLETELY DIFFERENT?! Of course you didn’t. You don’t eat granola…unless it’s paleo granola. Obv.
The website looks different huh? If you are my parents, you just said no. Cool parents, thanks for noticing. Come on guys. Hopefully you notice the difference because it has changed A LOT. Not only does it look completely different, but it is MUCH easier to navigate.
You got some leftover sweet pots?! Don’t you worry, just search sweet potatoes and it will bring up all the recipes with sweet potatoes in it! Genius.
You want to see the recipes with eggs in it, just click on the category ‘Eggs’!
Or do you want to print a recipe so you can take it with you in the kitchen? YOU CAN DO THAT TOO!! OMGOMGOMG. Omg. I’m pretty damn pumped.
I couldn’t have done this without my amazing friend Peter. He knows everything. He’s a genius. I’m not even kidding you. I teach him to cook and he does everything that has to do with anything online. I think he got the short end of the stick. You can thank him for making your life easier on this website. You’ll love him. I sure do.
And even though I was on the phone 24/7 with Peter this weekend and sat at a couple coffee shops for 6+ hours per day, I still had time to learn about things.
This is what I learned:
- A red eye is delicious. Thank you Garrett. Espresso + coffee just makes way more sense than an americano or coffee alone. My world has officially changed.
- I’m now obsessed with Italian sparkling mineral water. Why do bubbles make everything better? Speaking of, I wish I was taking a bubble bath.
- I think they invented cucumber melon soap just so I would actually wash my hands after using my 5×5 bathroom. Yep. For me.
- I suck at baking. But I still eat everything bake. I’m not going to just throw away money! Those salty apple muffins were deeeelicious.
- I’m never going to meet a guy at a coffee shop. Plain and simple.
- My esthetician has me putting on a mask of yeast at night. Yes, yeast. Like the yeast you get in the baking isle. It makes this paste and you spread it on your face like melted chocolate. I wish it was chocolate. It smells like bread though. It’s weird. Does that make me non-paleo? Debatable. Anyone else wondering why I just talked about chocolate?
- I really like sardines.
So what do you think about the website?! I’d love to hear some feedback! And see your name in my comments!!
I just recently started paleo and was turned onto your website from a friend. Looked last week and found your recipe for blueberry chai muffins….can’t find it now. Help! It looked awesome and I need a good sweet! Thanks….Deb H
Oooo I’ll try to track it down tomorrow Deb!! I hope it didn’t get lost in the move!
Deb, looks like that post got lost somehow! I will get it back up in a couple days!! If you need it sooner, just email me! I’ll send it righty quick!
Back up Deb!! https://paleomg.com/paleo-blueberry-chai-muffins/
Absolutely love the new version of your blog! Just so you know, I’m addicted to your blog, especially since I myself am a nut butter addict (eating a whole jar is normal, don’t judge people). Keep up the great work!
Kelsey!! Perfect timing…check out my latest post!! Macadamia nut butter!!
Juli – I feel special just reading your blog, and even more special that I actually know you!
To all you JB lovers – she is even more awesome in person! Keep rocking it out sister, you are my motivation and daily laughter dose!
Freaking love the new site, way to completely outdo yourself, and Peter is a genius!
You’re the best Jenny!! Coffee date soon?
you better believe it! I’ll text you, since that’s the cool thing to do
I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS NEW WARDROBE YOU HAVE GOING FOR YOUR SITE! IT’S GORGEOUS!
And just in time! Cooking dinner for Brian on Thursday.. Was hoping to find a paleo crock pot recipe he will like so we have more snuggle time! You just made it so much easier! (THANKS!!!)
Def want that chocolate cashew nut butter recipe.. He is obsessed with cashews and would be a great random present from the-best-girlfriend-ever… (me)
Guess what I just made?! Chocolate cashew butter! Check the site in the next few days for the recipe!
YEAH BABY YEAH! hahaha.. I think that may be what Brian says when i hand him a jar of chocolate cashew butter….
I AM SO EXCITED RIGHT NOW!
It will be up soon Melody!
I just found your blog today & I can’t stop reading it, you’re hilarious and soo real, I love it!
I quit crossfit like 6 months ago and quit eating primal around that time too. I realized a few months ago that I seriously need to get back into it and you’ve totally inspired me. You admit that you love food but your totally ripped.
Lol ripped…I wish. Thank you though. You DEF should get back to eating primal! And CrossFit!! Best two things you could ever do for yourself!
My boss had me hooked on something that the starbuck’s ladies called a “double-black eye.” A venti black coffee with 2 shots of expresso added. I never figured out why I couldn’t sleep…
Oh sh*t yeah Kathleen!! I just found out about that yesterday haha!!
You rock. I’ve been lurking for far too long. Now that i’m out of stalker mode I am not ashamed of my love for your blog. and this new layout is sweeeeeetttt. Now i can search by ingredient – that’s seriously handy and efficient. Two of my fave things.
Question – can you do a post about how you’re getting ready for the open coming up? Are you doing anything different?
Thanks for checking out the site! Yeah I could do that Melissa! I’m not sure it would be very interesting though. It includes lots of crying through muscle ups. Maybe I should do a video segment of that.
love the new site!
Thank you!!
Just wanted to drop a quick note that your site is AMAZING but I am sure you hear that all the time.
Just when I get in a food funk, you post something else delicious (and funny) and I remember why I am on this food journey… to feel good, fuel my body and have fun!
That’s freaking awesome Amy! Glad to help!!
Just discovered your site and I am already in love! and random comment…One of my older clients taught me to mix a splash of warm water with epsom salt and dab on pimples. Gets rid of even the worst ones ASAP and IS paleo! lol!
Oooo thanks for the idea!! I’ll try it out