Chocolate Maple Crunch Banana Muffins
I love muffins. Wait, no. I love muffin tops. Not the ones that are glued to my sides, but the ones I eat. I love them. Whoever decided… Read More »
Sweet Potato Chai Muffins
Let’s talk about some facts. 10 to be exact. I haven’t recovered from my trip yet. My feet still feel weird. Even after a foot massage. Guess I… Read More »
Morning Glory Muffins (nut free option)
I’m mad. Like, really f*cking mad. Ok, that’s a lie, I don’t really get mad, I just get sad. So, I’m really f*cking sad. My face was finally… Read More »
Thanksgiving Caramelized Onion & Sausage Stuffing
I can’t stop eating plantain chips. I’m giving them up, cold turkey. And I’m doing a sugar detox. My face is being stupid. I’m annoyed. That’s was way… Read More »
Thanksgiving Dessert: Chewy Pecan Pie Brittle
Chewy and brittle shouldn’t go together in the same sentence, but they do here because…I MAKE MY OWN RULES!! Just trust me on this one. It’s good, it’s… Read More »
Pumpkin Pie Bars
I know what you’re thinking. What the f*ck Juli. It’s the second day you’ve posted something sweet AND something pumpkin…where the hell is the real food?? Where is… Read More »
Pumpkin Granola
Oh no I didn’t. No I did not just combine pumpkin and granola AND paleo all into one bowl. OH WAIT, yes I did!! This is one of… Read More »
Citrus Salmon Berry Salad with Sweet Curried Pecans
Don’t you hate long title names? I sure do. Like this one. Why the hell does the explanation of the entire salad have to be in the title?… Read More »
Caramel Pecan Bars
Yep. That just happened. I LOVE these bars. Pure joy in a bit. Or 18. Whichever route your mouth takes you. These would be perfect for a Saint… Read More »
Blood Orange Salsa over Pecan Encrusted Tilapia
I’m a straight up cheater. Like straight out of the look-over-you-shoulder-in-high-school-algebra-test kind of cheater. I didn’t think of this recipe on my own. Nope. I legit stole it… Read More »











