ANOTHER green smoothie? Come on, Juli.
I’m so freaking tired. These 5am shifts are pulling me down. It’s just so early. And so dark outside. And so depressing. At least I coach some amazing people, or it would be complete hell.
So yesterday, I ran to the gym. As soon as I started running, I knew it was a bad idea. I haven’t been this sore since Regionals. And I have no idea why. I’m going lighter in weights, so I’m moving quicker through the movements and actually using my muscle correctly…so that’s probably why. Like with back squats. I suck ass at them. So now that I’m going a bit lighter, I actually use my ass in the squats. And now I feel like someone beat my ass with a baseball bat. Cool, but not really. So after I got done at the workout yesterday, I did not run home. I walked. And it got cold reaaaaaaal quick. But there was no way my legs were going to move at a quicker pace, no way. But walking is fun sometimes. You notice more weird things. And people. Like the woman in the park who was kicking at the geese. These geese, just minding their own business, and this woman is kicking her way through. Rude. Weirdo.
Want a bra story to end your work week?! OK!!
So I bought this sticky bra a few weeks back and was pumped about it. Because it just sticks to your boobs and you have to do nothing. Genius. Until you’re on the dance floor and things get sweaty. Sticky bras can get a bit slippery in that situation. Ew. Anywho, I bought this new one and opened it up to find that it was two sizes too small. Packaging idiots. Did that mean I took it back and got a new size? Hell no. I’m too lazy for that nonsense. So I wore the sticky bra that was two sizes too small with pride. No comfortably. Whatsoever. I looked the opposite of middle school memories. Instead of wearing a padded bra that was two sizes too big and the boys chanting ‘boobless’ to me, I wore one that was two sizes too small, falling down to my belly while dancing, with the boys saying nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sexy Juli 2013 is having a rough start.
Don’t you love Friday bra stories? I sure do.
If you haven’t tried the 21 Day Sugar Detox, you should. It’s awesome. And it will change how you feel about food. If you have tried it or are doing it right now, and need some recipes to keep you on track, here is a list of recipes I’ve made on my website to help me from going crazy.
- Crockpot Sugar Detox Dessert Stuffed Apples
- Sugar Detox Pumpkin Cake in a Mug with Chocolate Whip
- Sugar Detox Carrot Cake Pudding
- Sugar Detox Cinnamon Sweet Potato Ice Cream with Toasted Walnuts
That’s all I got for you for now. Have a fantastical weekend you fantastical human.
21DSD Creamy Green Apple Smoothie
Ingredients
- 2 cup fresh spinach
- 1 green apple, peeled and cored, roughly chopped
- 1/2 avocado
- 1/2 cup coconut milk
- 1 1/2 cups water
- juice of 1/2 lemon
- handful of ice
Instructions
- Pour liquid into your Blendtec or other blender.
- Then add the apple, avocado, spinach, and lemon juice.
- Then add ice.
- Mix well until completely smooth.
- Drink up buttercup.
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Another Sugar Detox Recipe:
21DSD Green Apple and Coconut 2-Bite Treats
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I’m glad I’m not the only one who gets sweaty under-boob.
Thanks for the recipe, big fan of the other green smoothie you did, so hurrah!
This smoothie sounds great! I recently discovered I DETEST coconut water, but I LOVE coconut milk! Go figure?
I wish I had the 2 sizes too small problem….I’m an A cup to begin with, so to be 2 sizes too smaller would be, um, training bra maybe? =\ It does help to be smaller chested during a HIIT workout though! =)
Juli you are hilarious love your blog!
Really, really struggling with sugar cravings lately. Thanks for the recipes! And, what? SexyJuli2013 was just letting the girls have some fun for a night. #letthehatershate #freethegirls 🙂
Just what I needed, a Friday bra story. I love two-sizes-too-small bras, they make the ladies look ginormous! Granted, I only buy them because I wish my boobs were two sizes smaller. Grass is always greener…like this smoothie! Yum!
I might just be a big dummy but I don’t see a button for sharing/emailing your recipes anymore…am I BLIND?! I always share your recipes!!
P.S. love that you wore the bra anyway!!
we had to take that down for a while to fix some issues with the site. hopefully we will have that back up again sometime!
I see it!! Thanks 🙂
I had the same sticky bra problem during Halloween! I bought one for under my costume and the thing was tiny! Of course I still wore it to lazy to return it!
Will be drinking this smoothie once I get an apple and an avocado from the store tomorrow! I am excited to make the other green smoothie I just have to use my food processor because my Magic Bullet can’t handle it! 🙂
BTW I use coconut milk in my smoothies all the time! Light coconut milk of course!!
Everyday you make me laugh, Thanks for everything and have a great weekend!
Ok, so I am really trying to get rid of the sugar!! What do you for the crazy sugar craving and get it to go away?!
after about of week of not eating sugar, cravings get WAY better. 21 days pretty much completely rid me of my cravings
I have never had luck with the sticky bras. What can I say, I guess I sweat too much. This smoothie sounds like the perfect breakfast. I’m too lazy to chew in the morning so smoothies are my thing.