Simple Summer Squash Soup
June 7, 2016
Ummmmmm to the people who said changing your name isn’t a pain the ass, YOU’RE A LIAR. Straight up. It is a complete pain. And it takes so much effing time. I keep hearing, “Oh, I just took an entire day
Category: Lemon
Lemon Basil Seared Scallop Pasta
June 2, 2016
When people tell you not to do something…do you want to do it 10x more? I do. When people told me they didn’t want me to post fashion pictures, I did it more. When people tell me they don’t like
Pesto Shrimp & Grilled Peach Salad
June 1, 2016
The Bachelorette was a bit of a disappointment this week. The producers are obviously playing off Chad’s villain-like personality, but he’s so boring that they haven’t really been able to manipulate him much into looking super psycho. All he does
Mahi Mahi Mango Ceviche Tacos
May 4, 2016
Something interesting happened yesterday. Our marriage license from Jamaica shipped and came right to our doorstep. I opened it all excited to see what it looked like and was greeted by an explanation of both of us: Brian – Bachelor; Juli
Shrimp Thai Green Curry
April 20, 2016
Being back to reality is hard. Which is silly because I really like my reality. But going back to day-to-day activities seem so tedious when every day last week was started out on the beach with a cocktail in hand.
Lemon Curd Custard Ice Cream
March 24, 2016
I hate when it blizzards outside. I use to like it when I was younger because Dairy Queen would give away free blizzards, but now all it means is I have to shovel, have cold feet and clean off my
Shrimp Piccata Pasta
March 10, 2016
Did you see my rant yesterday about having to go to the doctor for my annual? Well get this. I get there and the nurse asked when my last exam was. Which was last year. Then she looked at me
Lemon Curd Berry Tarts
March 9, 2016
Today is one of those days that I don’t really want to get started. Because it starts at the doctor. It’s not like I have a problem with the doctors or anything, but who looks forward to getting their annual
Vanilla Bean Lemon Curd Waffles
March 2, 2016
BENNNNNN. You said I love you to TWO women! What the hell fudge? You’re not suppose to do that, mister. Sure, I believe that you can be in love with two people at the same time, when you’re in paradise
Barbacoa Eggs Benedict with Chimichurri Hollandaise
January 14, 2016
You need to understand something right now. Right this very second. This picture does not even come close to doing this recipe justice. Not even freaking close. This recipe is up there with one of my favorite recipes I’ve ever
Oh, Hi! I’m Juli.
I’m a food hoarder. And a really bad dancer. If you don’t know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. Your trust in me is appreciated.
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