No, these are not weed brownies. Freaking Coloradans.
So I remember this one weekend, when I was craving sweets hard core, and came across the amazing blog, Balanced Bites by Diane Sanfilippo and her Grain-Free Magic Cookie Bars. And they were AWESOME. Like way awesome. And the other night, when I wanted to make the glorious cookie bars again, I was saddened when I figured out I didn’t really have all the ingredients on hand. So I made up my own version. But in brownie form. I love brownies. I have many different kinds on my blog. Like sweet potato, or fudgy style, or cherry goodies. Now I’ll have magic ones. I’m so magical.
Remember how I didn’t post on Monday? I don’t know why I keep reminding you, but I felt real bad about it. But it was for good reason. You see, I was teaching some cooking classes at the Air Force Academy for the Fire Department. It was rad. I got to talk a lot, cook, and hang out with firefighters. How could I complain about that? One day I even got to shoot a firehose with a remote control. It was a fire engine that is made to put out airplane fires. It’s awesome. Does anyone else feel like I don’t know what the hell I’m talking about? I’m not good with my firefighting words.



Either way, it was a fun. I cooked them some Caramelized Onion and Sausage Stuffing and fed them Chewy Pecan Pie Brittle. I served the brittle first so they would like me and have a sugar buzz throughout my presentation. Get people high on sweets and they’ll stay interested for at least an hour. Pure facts right there.
I haven’t decided if I’m going to post anything on Thanksgiving. I could. Should I? What would I post about? Something intense. Let’s talk about intense stuff.
What does that even mean? God I’m weird.
Magic Brownie Bars
- Yield: 4-6 1x
Ingredients
For the brownie layer
- 15 dried medjool dates, pitted
- 1/4 cup coconut oil, melted
- 2 tablespoons coconut flour
- 3 eggs, whisked
- 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
- 2 tablespoons raw honey
- 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/4 teaspoon baking powder
- pinch of salt
For the magic layer
- 1.5 cups unsweetened shredded coconut
- 2 tablespoons coconut oil
- 2 tablespoons coconut butter
- 1 tablespoon raw honey
- 2 egg whites, whisked until foamy
- pinch of salt
Instructions
- Preheat oven to 365 degrees. I know, weird number, just do it.
- Now add your dates to the food processor and begin to pulse until you get a clumpy paste.
- Then add your coconut oil and cocoa powder to the food processor and puree until well mixed and it has become smoother.
- Then add your eggs, coconut flour, honey, vanilla, baking soda and powder, and salt and puree until smooth.
- Grease an 8×8 baking dish with some extra coconut oil, then pour in your brownie mix and smooth out throughout the dish.
- Now make the top layer. Add your shredded coconut, coconut oil, coconut butter, and honey to a bowl and heat in the microwave. Don’t tell me a microwave isn’t paleo, you’re not creative.
- Mix ingredients together ingredients until smooth then add your whisked egg whites and mix well.
- Pour topping over your brownie batter and smooth out until covering the entire surface of the brownie.
- Add dish to oven and bake for 20-25 minutes.
- Let cool then cut into pieces. I LOVE THESE BROWNIES.
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Thank you for making me laugh. And for the good recipes and inspiration. Happy Thanksgiving!!
Yum! Looking forward to giving these a try.
Your blog is fantastic, by the way. I’ve been following you for a while now, love your writing!
Where do I find medjool dates? Is this a bulk item or packaged? Vitamin Cottage/Sunflower? or a Whole Foods deal? thanks!
Any of those places!
MisoB I get my dates at Costco. Huge tub for $6.99 or something crazy inexpensive like that.
Here in Broome you can buy fresh Medjool at Woolies in the fruit and veg section 🙂
I read many paleo blogs. Your delicious recipes mixed with stand up comedy is my favorite by far. You have a gift. Thanks for sharing.
I’m on a juli brittle buzz right now. I totally get that! I drop some in my coffee.
Im so grateful for my crossfit family. They dont know it, but crossfit really changed my life. And I love my coach and his wife and their baby girl. They are so warm and friendly, and always make me want to work harder.
I didnt even know what paleo was until they taught me about it. And thats how I found your website!
I wear your headband to class almost every day. 🙂
I cant wait to try this recipe! Perfect timing for black friday because your recipes have killed my food processor. I wonder if it will handle the dates… We will see…
Just took these out of the oven. HOLY CRAP. They look sooo good. I am salivating as we speak, don’t know if i can wait til they cool 😉
Being a retired firefighter myself, your terminology was quite good – did they let you fire up the siren? Geez, we have got to get you out to the midwest for a weekend of cooking classes!
so do you have a date with a firefighter yet?? how hot would that be? i love those firefigher calendars even though i don’t have one. i do have twilight calendars…
I couldn’t wait for these brownies to cool off completely, they’re unbelievably good! I’m proud to put these out on my Thanksgiving table. 🙂
Juli, … U read my mind. Yum! My daughter and I just made these and I had a bite as soon as they were done. Heaven!!