Wearing high heels anywhere is so unrealistic. Especially while drinking. I’ve figured out, my toes almost always swell when I drink. Seriously, they get hot, swell up, and get tingly. Like when you’re on an airplane. Or pregnant. At least that’s what I’ve heard. I’ve never been with child.
I say this because I’m watching Sex and the City. But also, because I wore heeled boots out a week ago and my toes were crying after 2 or 7 shots of vodka. And when my toes cry, I whine. I’m an only child, so I’m sure you can imagine how often whining occurs. Answer: #fartoooften. I hate myself sometimes. And my toes. My chubby, drunk toes.
Speaking of drinking times, as you may know, the season finale of The Bachelor was on the other night and that meant girls night. And girls night includes food, more food, drinks, and more drinks. And gossip. It’s the best part. We decided for the finale, we would drink every time someone on the show said ‘connection’ or ‘love’. So I’m sure you can imagine how many drinks were downed. But that’s not what’s important here….
Sean chose….Catherine. WTF?!?! Are you serious? I was screaming at the TV. I’m not sure if it was the booze talking, but I was mad either way. This show is already complete bullsh*. I mean every single girl thinks she is in love with a guy after a couple weeks. And when I say a couple weeks, I am exaggerating. But then they make him pick the wrong person?! After telling us he’s a born again virgin?? Are you freaking serious? Way to make the Bachelor a COMPLETE bore. I mean come on. I was in pissed off-thrown for a loop-shock. It was so disappointing. I think he picked Catherine because he knew Lindsay would jump his bones. And he’s trying to keep it in his pants after living 28 years. I guess he made the right decision. Bastard.
I’m almost positive gluten poisoned me. Seriously. After eating gluten, then drinking a bottle of Kim Crawford, my stomach is f*cked. I am resisting to blame it on the alcohol. That would be out of my system by now. But this gluten from last week is haunting me. I’m pretty sure gluten is a parasite and this parasite is making babies in my insides that are very hungry children. Most are. And now they are drunk parasite children. What I’m trying to say here is, my insides hate me. I’m staying away from sugar, alcohol, and new restaurants. My life just got boring, didn’t it? Damnit.
My Meat Sauce I Put On Everything
Ingredients
- 1 pound ground chicken
- 1 pound bulk pork mild italian sausage
- 1 yellow bell pepper, diced
- 1 red bell pepper, diced
- 1 yellow onion, diced
- 2 (14 ounce ) cans of tomato sauce
- 3 garlic cloves, minced
- 1 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
- ½ teaspoon dried oregano
- ½ teaspoon dried parsley
- ½ teaspoon dried thyme
- ¼ teaspoon red pepper flakes
- ½ cup fresh basil, finely chopped
- salt and pepper, to taste
- 1–2 tablespoons fat of choice (I used bacon fat)
Instructions
- Heat up a large saucepan over medium heat, add a couple tablespoons of fat of choice then add minced garlic cloves, the bell peppers and onion along with a little salt and pepper to the pan.
- Move vegetables around until onions become translucent.
- Add ground chicken and bulk italian sausage to the saucepan and break up the meat.
- When meat has begun to cook through, add the spices.
- When meat is almost done cooking, pour in the two cans of tomato sauce.
- Salt and pepper once more, then reduce heat and let simmer for 5-7 minutes.
- When all the flavors are well mixed, add the chopped fresh basil, mix well, and serve!
- Easy peasy! Put on mushrooms, brussel sprouts, spaghetti squash, eggs, acorn squash, really anything you want. Or eat it cold. It’s pretty damn good cold.
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Wish I had this recipe the other night. Made a double batch of another blogger’s meat sauce and no one in my household liked it. I’m eating it because I’m cheap!!! Can’t wait to eat the rest of the other and make this!
Oh, and I wore heels last night and could hardly walk today. They suck!
For next season of the bachelor add ‘journey’ to the drinking game. Usually results in at least one person having to spend the night at the hostess’s house.
Omg no kidding my feet swell to like 3 times there normal size when I drink. So the rest of me is feeling sexy but my feet feel like flotation devices! Blame it on the aaaaacohol!
This look delicious. It is annoying all the store bought version have so much sugar! And heels are the devil, your toes are normal.
it sucked that i knew he was gonna pick catherine. my sister goes on this one site every season that has spoiler alerts and it has been right EVERY time. she told me almost 2 months ago that it would be catherine and she was right. i’m not sure how this site knows everything so soon. i figure someone working on the show has to tell them who won and obviously gets paid to do so.
i think the bigger disappointment is desiree being chosen as the bachelorette. she is such a – bore. should have been leslie – she is smokin hot.
” #fartoooften ” … “fart – oooften”??
Dang…didn’t realize 498 ppl already made that comment… sorry for being slow
Side Bar(i’m not a lawyer, but i play one on tv): love your blog. its found it’s way into my “daily website must check list” 🙂
OMG meat sauce and brussels YUMMMMM!!! I have an obsession with brussels and my coworkers really hate me for it, they smell fine to me!!
Eff heels, they make me wobbly (more than the usual wobble…)
What shoes do you wear on a day to day basis? Right now the only thing my feet want to wear is Toms but mine are starting to smell gross and I need to branch out…
Why ground chicken and not beef? Just curious.
just what i had on hand and actually loved it!