Pineapple Caribbean Jerk Filet Mignon
I’M SORRY!! My website has been similar to a child. A pain in the freaking ass. I wish I could tell you what the issues are, but I’m… Read More »
Asian Marinated Crockpot Beef Spare Ribs
Let’s get one thing straight, right here, right now. I am not a chef. I have no culinary background. And I literally have no idea what I’m doing… Read More »
Ginger Citrus Salmon with Cucumber and Orange Salsa
Fish is so intimidating. I have no idea why. It’s not hard to cook. It smells a little funny, but I sometimes do too and I’m not intimidated… Read More »
Cilantro Chicken Nuggets
These are like chicken nuggets for grown ups. Pure genius. I’m totes in Boston right now. And it’s hot as balls. After sitting on the airplane next to… Read More »
Lion’s Head Meatballs
Na, these aren’t made from lions. I wish. I wonder what lion tastes like. OMG I’m kidding all you endangered species advocates. I won’t eat a lion. Unless… Read More »
Chicken Coconut Curry Noodle Bowl
My car is doomed. Legit doomed. The latte incident almost 2 weeks ago has ruined my car. I went in, spent $50 getting it detailed, I’ve been keeping… Read More »
Coffee Marinated Steak Fajitas
Dear butt, You are being a pain in the ass. That was a dumb pun, but seriously. I treat you well, I work you out, I dance like… Read More »
Thai Pork and Noodles
I shaved my legs. Now they itch. I hate using old razors. Stupid poor decisions. I’ve been listening to A LOT of music lately. And I only do… Read More »
Superbowl Snack: Sweet and Sexy Wings
I don’t know why I named it that. Laura and I were trying to come up with a clever title, and that one just felt right. I don’t… Read More »
Crockpot Sweet Asian Meatballs
Oh my lord, I completely forgot to tell you about my pepper experience. How I forgot about this, I have no idea. But it needs to be talked… Read More »











