I've never been to a Peruvian restaurant or eaten authentic Peruvian food, but when I was sharing some Cuban inspired recipes last year, someone recommended that I try my best at Peruvian food. So that's …
Hey booboo baby booboo. How you doin'? I'm doing better over here now that my face isn't melting off anymore. If you don't follow me on snapchat, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! …
Let me first start this Bachelorette talk off by saying...my heart is broken for James Taylor. That guy was insecure AF, rightfully so since he was swimming hair deep in a group of men who …
I feel like we haven't REALLY chatted in, like, 47 years. What has been happening? What's going on in the world? Why haven't we talked!?!?!?!? Oh I know, because there was no Bachelorette on last week …
I have some exciting news to tell you about!! So get this. I was recently chatting with my friend Lexi from Lexi's Clean Kitchen and she was telling me about how she was going to …
Making desserts is failing me HARD lately. But then I try the dessert a second time around and BOOM, it works out beautifully. Like this one. I tried making pastry cream for the first time …
Hey there PaleOMG readers! Hi, I’m Vanessa from Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind. You may know me from such recipes as Cookie Dough Fudge, Molten Chocolate Lava Cake, and “Reese’s” Cheesecake (Troy McClure voice). …
The other day on the Today show, they talked about at what age they felt old. I'm 28 and I've had a few friends talk about how they feel old at the same age as me, …
What...in the f*ck...is Kanye talking about on Ellen? Did you guys see all that? What the hell is going on? Does HE even know what's going on? He talks all about how he wants to …
If you don't read my Monday morning Weekly Workouts post, you probably missed me talking about not eating sh*t food. When I was sharing some before and after photos, I talked about not eating sh*t …
O.M.G. I am so freaking glad Monday is over. It was the dreariest and lamest Monday I've ever had and it did not help with my PMS b*tch mode I had going. Meaning have, it's …
I know what you're thinking right now...HOLYSH*TTHATSALOTOFINGREDIENTSJULI. And you're correct. But that's because that's what bibimbap is all about. It's a rice bowl full of all sorts of ingredients that make this bowl a mouth …
I don't really know what else to say other than WE ARE GETTING MARRIED TODAY!! I can't tell you enough how awesome destination weddings are. We JUST met with our wedding coordinator yesterday and boom, …
Do you follow me on Snapchat yet? I'll let you guess what my username is...because it's the exact same as every other social media channel I own. Can you guess? I trust your brain. Anywho, …
Holy sh*t cakes! Our wedding is coming up sooooo quickly! I don't even know what I need to pack at this point. I have an entire table filled with swimsuits and outfits and shoes...but I …
I hate when it blizzards outside. I use to like it when I was younger because Dairy Queen would give away free blizzards, but now all it means is I have to shovel, have cold …
The Bachelor is officially over. What in the hell am I going to fill my time with now that I have two extra hours in my week? I can't believe how long those episodes are nowadays. …
Today is one of those days that I don't really want to get started. Because it starts at the doctor. It's not like I have a problem with the doctors or anything, but who looks …
You need to understand something right now. Right this very second. This picture does not even come close to doing this recipe justice. Not even freaking close. This recipe is up there with one of …
Yesterday was effing rough. I haven't hated the world that much in a loooong time. I'm usually a pretty positive person. I have my time of the month where I become Satan, but other than …
The me, cake is stupid without frosting. If frosting isn't involved, you're eating a freaking muffin. And muffins are great and all, unless you want effing cake. And that's what I wanted last weekend, at …
I absolutely cannot listen to the song 'Hotline Bling' even one more time. Cannot. Other than the line "you used to call me on my cellphone" none of the other words sound like words. This …
I think my Halloween hangover is finally gone. Water, sleep and hash browns topped with Hepp's garlic salt makes everything better. Being 27 years old is an interesting time. Wrinkles are starting to set in …
You guys, I know I know, these cupcakes don't exactly look like brains. But I did my best with the tools I had at home. I don't have a million piping tips because I would …
If you know me, or don't know me, you'll know that it's weird AF that I have yet another salad recipe on my blog. I hate salads. Why have a salad when you can just …
I could not be more excited for this guest post today by Caroline Potter from Colorful Eats. Because today is a very special day. It's her cookbook release day!! Caroline has officially come out with …
This review is special. Like, EXTRA SPECIAL. Because this wonderful person, Vanessa from the blog Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind has finally come out with her first cookbook...wait for it....Clean Eating with a Dirty …
