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Fish/Seafood

Air Fryer Coconut Shrimp with Sriracha Dipping Sauce
August 22, 2018

YAYYYYY!! I finally made an air fryer recipe for the blog! I got an air fryer about a month ago and had a total failure the first time I tried it out. But I stuck with it …


Lox & Cream Cheese Sheet Pan Breakfast
April 10, 2018

Now before you go sh*tting the bed thinking I put real dairy cream cheese in this recipe...just read the recipe instead, ok?! No need to freak out. I got yo back, boo. If you feel …


Pad Thai Shrimp Lettuce Cups
March 29, 2018

Man. I miss the days when Facebook was just a simple website where you would see your friends photos and be updated on big life events. Instead, nowadays it's a place where hackers unite and …


Easy Halibut Over Asian Slaw (+cooking video!)
March 20, 2018

{ NEW COOKING VIDEO! }You guys. In 30 short days, my husband and I will be making our way to the airport to hop on a flight to Guadeloupe, where we will be soaking up …


15 Minute Honey Sriracha Shrimp Rice Bowls
February 1, 2018

I have a problem.I can't stop watching New Girl. I started watching it (again) from the beginning on Netflix and I'm straight up addicted. Instead of turning on the news to watch people hate on …


Loaded Broiled Salmon Wedge Salad
September 27, 2017

Hellooooooo darlin'! Is this week going slow AF or what?! I just woke up thinking it was Friday and was rudely mistaken. It's Wednesday. And I still have a lot to do by Saturday. And …


Coconut Lemongrass Ginger Ceviche
August 16, 2017

Being back to reality after a 9 day vacation in the Caribbean should suck, but I've loved it. I get to walk my happy little dog, listen to my favorite podcasts, snuggle with my husband and …


Garlic Lime Shrimp Skewers
August 2, 2017

Good morning, my beautiful internet friend. How art thou? Do you ever watch Game of Thrones and suddenly believe you have a British accent? I do. Why is that show so damn good? And why …


Seared Ahi Tuna Sushi Bowls
March 28, 2017

Well crap. I just woke up this morning feeling fine, sat down on the couch to cuddle with the puppy dog and I felt a pain shoot up my neck and now I can barely …


Valentine’s Day Seared Scallops Dinner for Two
February 8, 2017

I cannot even handle how great Monday nights episode of The Bachelor was. I kind of want to watch it again. And I just might. Thank the lawd the producers threw in some wrenches because …


Bacon Scallop Stackers
December 28, 2016

Happy hump day! Holy crap, I can't believe it's already Wednesday. This holiday weekend kind of wrecked me. And I stay away from most alcohol, I didn't eat until I was uncomfortably full, and I …


Easy Shrimp Skewers with Chard Cilantro Pesto
July 20, 2016

I don't really know what else to say right now other than I'm in complete shock after watching the Bachelorette. Shock. Do you think that ABC is trying to pull one on us? She can't …


Shrimp & Zucchini Pad Thai
July 6, 2016

I have some exciting news to tell you about!! So get this. I was recently chatting with my friend Lexi from Lexi's Clean Kitchen and she was telling me about how she was going to …


Open Faced Smoked Salmon Salad Sandwiches
July 5, 2016

Dang it. The holiday weekend is already over and now I’m just left wishing I hadn’t driven a total of 16 hours to sit indoors while it poured outside. Stupid weather. I HATE YOU.Now I …


Mango Ahi Tuna Poke Avocado Bowls
June 23, 2016

I think I finally have my life back together since I got back from Vegas on Monday. I'm finally not falling asleep in the middle of the day while sitting up. It's amazing how lack …


Lemon Basil Seared Scallop Pasta
June 2, 2016

When people tell you not to do something...do you want to do it 10x more? I do. When people told me they didn't want me to post fashion pictures, I did it more. When people …


Pesto Shrimp & Grilled Peach Salad
June 1, 2016

The Bachelorette was a bit of a disappointment this week. The producers are obviously playing off Chad's villain-like personality, but he's so boring that they haven't really been able to manipulate him much into looking …


Mahi Mahi Mango Ceviche Tacos
May 4, 2016

Something interesting happened yesterday. Our marriage license from Jamaica shipped and came right to our doorstep. I opened it all excited to see what it looked like and was greeted by an explanation of both of …


Spicy Candied Salmon Salad with Ginger Honey Dressing
April 28, 2016

Yesssssss. We booked our trip to Costa Rica! I told you earlier this week that this year was going to be all about travel and I wasn't lying. As soon as an amazing reader emailed …


Shrimp Thai Green Curry
April 20, 2016

Being back to reality is hard. Which is silly because I really like my reality. But going back to day-to-day activities seem so tedious when every day last week was started out on the beach …


Shrimp Piccata Pasta
March 10, 2016

Did you see my rant yesterday about having to go to the doctor for my annual? Well get this. I get there and the nurse asked when my last exam was. Which was last year. …


Creamy Cauliflower Shrimp Chowder
January 13, 2016

I want you to understand something right now. I love this effing soup. Love love love love it. It's easy to make and it would be delicious with any sort of meat. I think next …


Spicy Cod with Peach Nectarine Salsa
July 23, 2015

I know I'm a bit behind the times, but I'm obsessed with the show Entourage right now. After the devastating finale of Game of Thrones, a boring season of Orange is the New Black, and …


Broiled Salmon and Asparagus Caesar Salad
July 9, 2015

Hiiiiiii! I feel like I haven't talked to you in so long after not chatting until today. But did you see all the exciting news from earlier this week? If you need to get away …


Crispy Skin Salmon with Béarnaise Sauce
June 23, 2015

Did you know you could eat the skin of salmon? Wait, can you eat the skin of any fish?? I really have no idea and knew nothing of this fact until recently. And the only …


30 Minute Shrimp Asian Stir Fry
March 18, 2015

I don't understand something. Why the hell do we go through years of college, spend thousands of dollars and countless nights studying, if they don't plan to give us any insight into the real world? …


Cucumber Smoked Salmon Roll Ups
January 21, 2015

I know, I know. This isn't actually a "recipe" per se, but it is exactly what I am eating on a regular basis right now while I finish up my latest cookbook. It's not that …





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