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Cold Citrus Shrimp Zoodle Bowl
August 12, 2014

Last week, when I worked with Britni from Inspyre Boutique, she gave me a GIANT zucchini. The size you can't find in the stores. And asked me to make something with it because she was …


Pan Seared Mahi Mahi over Sticky Coconut “Rice” with Mango Salsa
August 6, 2014

I'm obsessed with the show Parks and Recreation. I understand it's not a new show and I'm late to the party, but I don't even care. I still constantly watch The Office like I don't …


Shrimp with Citrus Avocado Mash
July 9, 2014

I don't think this is really considered a recipe. BUT I DON'T CARE. And I know this totally looks like a recipe I did the other day, but work with me here. Shrimp and avocado …


Spicy Grilled Shrimp with Easy Guacamole
July 3, 2014

I don't know what's going on, but I'm sick of animal meat. Mostly sick of having to chew my food too much. So steak isn't really doing it for me. Not a fan of pork. …


Simple Baked Halibut with Bacon Herb Butter
April 1, 2014

The CrossFit Open has officially come to a close. The last workout made me extremely sore. My triceps and quads are dead. Which is wonderful since we did front squats yesterday. Lovely. Anywho, I finished …


5 Ingredient 10 Minute Creamy Dill Salmon
February 28, 2014

I haven't made a 5 ingredient recipe in a while. I apologize for that. But it's sometimes hard to come up with recipes that taste really good with such few ingredients. Flavor comes from different …


Dill Smoked Salmon and Red Pepper Scramble
January 16, 2014

I love scrambles. Seriously, love them. I go back and forth with eggs. I will cut myself off from eating them for a while because I feel like they make me bloated, then I want …


Flaky Sriracha Cod over Parsnip Carrot Mash
December 5, 2013

I hate to say it, but Mindy Project has begun to overrule New Girl. Never thought that would happen. But Mindy has taken the spotlight. I swear she get more hilarious with each episode. When …


Thanksgiving Appetizers – Two Recipes in One Post!
November 15, 2013

APPETIZERS!! Appetizers are my favorite. I have a tendency to go crazy when it comes to appetizers. And eating. I love it. I love tiny, bite size food that I get to eat BEFORE my …


Bacon Wrapped Smoked Salmon Stuffed Sweet Peppers
June 12, 2013

I hate how terrible I am at naming recipes. But I hate catchy titles. That stuff just annoys me. So instead, I just tell you exactly what's in the recipe. You're welcome.Are you excited recipes …


Simple Shrimp Salad
May 2, 2013

Do you have any idea how exciting it is when I find a Sex and the City episode that I've never seen before?  Crazy exciting. Crazy, wicked exciting. More sex scenes that I've never seen?!? …


Shrimp and Jalapeno Sweet Potato Biscuits
March 27, 2013

It's freezing here. Just freezing cold. And I'm completely ready for this snow season to be over. Spring is the best time of year in Colorado. Truly. It's absolutely gorgeous. And when you're close to …


Pork, Shrimp, and Chicken Sausage Gumbo
January 3, 2013

I like to incorporate as many different kinds of meats into a meal. More protein, happier Juli.I had gumbo a little while back while I was at one of my favorite in town restaurants, Finley's …


Simple Herb Crusted Salmon
September 6, 2012

People like easy things. Especially men. They like simple, easy recipes. And easy women. They can't help it, they just do. Ok, geez I'm kidding. Only 94% of men like easy women. The other 6% …


End of Summer Cobb Salad
August 23, 2012

If you haven't noticed, I rarely post salad recipes. That's mostly because salads remind me of my days when I used to count calories and eat salads that tasted like balls in order to be …


Grilled Swordfish with Peach and Avocado Salsa
July 3, 2012

There are some things that don't make sense to me. Many things, actually. First thing is first, I don't understand why men wear chains. Don't wear a chain necklace. It's just weird. Chokers are even …


Citrus Salmon Berry Salad with Sweet Curried Pecans
June 13, 2012

Don't you hate long title names? I sure do. Like this one. Why the hell does the explanation of the entire salad have to be in the title? Because it does. That's how it is. …


Grilled Salmon and Asparagus Frittata
May 23, 2012

OMG am I pumped about this recipe! You know why? Because I got a beautiful cast iron skillet from the Goodwill by my house and finally figured out something to cook in it! If I …


Ginger Citrus Salmon with Cucumber and Orange Salsa
May 17, 2012

Fish is so intimidating. I have no idea why. It's not hard to cook. It smells a little funny, but I sometimes do too and I'm not intimidated by myself. Well, I decided to stop …


Blood Orange Salsa over Pecan Encrusted Tilapia
January 18, 2012

I'm a straight up cheater. Like straight out of the look-over-you-shoulder-in-high-school-algebra-test kind of cheater. I didn't think of this recipe on my own. Nope. I legit stole it from someone else. Well, the idea of …


Cilantro Salmon Burgers with a Cilantro Lime Vinaigrette
November 3, 2011

It's officially winter. It has snowed twice as of now. You know what that means? Depression. Kidding, I don't really get depressed. That's a lie. But I do hate the snow, because it's cold and …


Roasted Garlic Red Pepper Pesto Tilapia
October 4, 2011

As you may have noticed from previous posts, I really like my roommate Laura. She's super good looking, so I hang around her to look cooler. She also has a fascination with food blogs like …


Sweet Chili Lime Shrimp and Chicken Lettuce Wraps
July 26, 2011

Ok, honesty time. I didn't even eat this meal as it's suppose to be consumed. I hate lettuce wraps. They piss me the hell off. They are so messy. They spill everywhere, the juices go …


Thai Coconut Lime Shrimp
July 19, 2011

Have you noticed how I rarely post any meals with fish or seafood in it? Yeah, that's because that sh*t is overpriced. It's stupid. I'd rather eat canned tuna filled with mercury that will make …


Citrus-Mango Spicy Tilapia and Kale
May 23, 2011

I just love things that are on sale. I feel like patting myself on the back every time I purchase sale items. Specifically when it comes to food. I barely make any money as it …





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