This was effing delicious. Like, super duper delicious. If you don't try it, your life will not be complete. It was like having a milkshake. For breakfast. I love milkshakes. Who doesn't though? Weirdos, that's …
These are, hands down, the best waffles I've made so far. If I could rate my own recipes, I'd seriously give these waffles 28 stars. I couldn't stop eating them! And it was great since …
I forgot to tell you yesterday that when I drank the other night, my first drink tasted like grass. Sergio and I thought it would be a good idea to put mashed up kiwi in …
SAY WHA?! Did you read the the title of this recipe?! I must be high...or pregnant. Well we all know it's definitely not the latter. And I suck at doing drugs. Figured that out in …
Why did I just eat so much? Why do bacon and eggs go well so together? Why am I watching 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry' by myself on a Saturday night?You don't have …
This should really be called "I don't know what to make so I used anything I had in my fridge-throw together". Because that's what it is. I had a ton of leftover junk in my …
I don't even know if I'm spelling frittata right. I really don't. And spell check doesn't either. Shame on you spell check. Get with the times bro. If you don't know how to spell every …
I've gotta face it. Not all people like to eat meat for breakfast. I know I couldn't even fathom eating steak or chicken or pork for breakfast when I first started zone then paleo. When …
I'm super into enchilada sauce this week. I don't really know why. Everything that's coming to my brain includes enchilada sauce. I usually make my own enchilada sauce but thought I'd try out El Pato …
There are just so many A's in banana. So many. It's confusing. And I have to sound it out every time. Sad, but true.So I got this idea from the ever amazing Jessica at How …
It's official. Chocolate and I have broken off our long term relationship. We've had a bumpy one. A really messy one you could say. Love-Hate. We break up then get back together in a very …
I know what you're thinking...REAL ORIGINAL JULI...and you're right. This recipe isn't a original. Really almost any paleo blog you look at out there, you can find some kind of egg muffin/egg cupcake/egg round, but …
I literally think I'm immune to my deodorant. Straight up. I won't be sweating, then as soon as I put my deodorant on, I'm pouring sweat. Seriously, pouring. It's either one of two things....1) I've …
I hate when you have to pee but you kind of forget about it while you are driving, until you get in your house, then suddenly you've pulled your pants down in the living room …
O.M.G. Drool is accumulating in my mouth as I type. This may be one of my newest favoritest (no that's not a word, dick) dishes I have ever made. That sentence made no sense. Well, …
So I went to a sports venue the other night. A basketball game to be exact. I know what you’re thinking, ‘omgIlovebasketballgames. Men in shorts. omgomgomg.’ Unless you're a straight dude, then you're thinking 'omgIlovesports. …
I may or may not be doing one of two things. I may be watching Man vs. Food or I may be eating sweet potato fries. And it may be 12:30 at night. Ok, I'm …
You know how I know I'm smart? I just made waffles. And you know why waffles are so much better than pancakes? Because they hold your syrup for you! No syrup left behind. That's what …
Sunday started off really well. Laura and I grabbed lunch at Wild Eggs then we picked up 2 movies to watch while I baked these muffins and made up a new recipe for dinner. Meaning …
I'm sitting in blood testing center right now, next to a man who is drawing cartoons of penguins. He's quite good. Like REALLY good. I wish I appreciated it more, but fasting for the past …
I really did want to go out this past weekend, I swear I did. But alas, thinking about trying on outfits that don't fit, while trying to look normal without a headband on, and knowing …
Oh hey there! Did u miss me?! Let's be realistic, of course you did. I've been slightly MIA lately and a terrible Blogger. This is based upon a few reasons. Let's review.1. I haven't cooked …
I think I have an addictive personality. I'll find something I really like and can't get my mind off of it. Like Americanos with heavy cream, dear lord, it's so stupid good. So I've probably …
I try not to consume eggs regularly. They make me bloat. But that's because my body is an asshole and is incredibly sensitive. You wouldn't think my body would be like most of the guys …
This is the moment you look at me, tear up, and tell me you love me. You've been waiting for this moment, haven't you? The moment I give you a recipe that completes you. A …
Ok, flat out, these muffins ARE DELICIOUS!! The chai gives in a slight salt spice, but it is complimented by the sweetness of the dates. One thing i do recommend is not being an idiot …
