Savory Waffles with Mushroom Gravy
July 18, 2012
I'm real into mushrooms this week. I bought 3 packages. I love baby bellos. Mostly because they are called baby bellos. Why the hell wouldn't you want to buy something with the cutest name on …
Fancy Steak & Eggs
July 13, 2012
Is this another lazy meal by JB? Why yes, yes it is. It's fancy though BECAUSE the steak is an elk steak. Ooooooo, ahhhhhh. You so fancy.A friend named Matt from the gym was kind …
PB&J Pancakes
June 25, 2012
I lied to you. Once again. These pancakes were not made with peanut butter...or jelly. They were made with cherries and sunbutter. Peanuts aren't paleo, so I hear. And I've cut nuts out of my …
Kitchen Sink Hash
June 21, 2012
I have clever recipe names this week. I'm just really creative. And clever. This hash has everything but the kitchen sink in it. HAHAHAHA. So funny. I'm so funny. Anyways, this was delicious.So big things …
Cherry Jam Crepe Stack
June 14, 2012
I want to toot my horn. But I can't. Toot it and boot it. Is that how the song goes? I don't even know what that song means. I think it implies dirty things. Kinda …
Apple Cinnamon Muffins
June 11, 2012
These muffins taste like airy heaven bread.Best way to describe it. Sorryfornotbeingsorry.I did something wrong. I must have. I'm a firm believer in karma and my karma must be teetering on the bad side. My …
Bison Brat Breakfast Scramble
June 7, 2012
You know when you're about to pee your pants and you have to stop at a grocery store or a gas station and run to the stall, only to be unpleasantly surprised when the door …
Blueberry & Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Loaf
May 28, 2012
I'm sitting in the living room right now, black sports bra and Lulu pants on, hair dye slicked through my hair like I ran grease through it. Or W-D40. Oh, I'm also eating a steak …
Grilled Salmon and Asparagus Frittata
May 23, 2012
OMG am I pumped about this recipe! You know why? Because I got a beautiful cast iron skillet from the Goodwill by my house and finally figured out something to cook in it! If I …
Triple Chocolate Protein Shake
May 22, 2012
This was effing delicious. Like, super duper delicious. If you don't try it, your life will not be complete. It was like having a milkshake. For breakfast. I love milkshakes. Who doesn't though? Weirdos, that's …
Chocolate Waffles
May 16, 2012
These are, hands down, the best waffles I've made so far. If I could rate my own recipes, I'd seriously give these waffles 28 stars. I couldn't stop eating them! And it was great since …
Steak Hash with Red Pepper Avocado Spread
May 15, 2012
I forgot to tell you yesterday that when I drank the other night, my first drink tasted like grass. Sergio and I thought it would be a good idea to put mashed up kiwi in …
Brownie Batter Pancake Skewers
April 19, 2012
SAY WHA?! Did you read the the title of this recipe?! I must be high...or pregnant. Well we all know it's definitely not the latter. And I suck at doing drugs. Figured that out in …
Maple Walnut Sweet Potato Loaf
April 16, 2012
Why did I just eat so much? Why do bacon and eggs go well so together? Why am I watching 'I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry' by myself on a Saturday night?You don't have …
Easy Breakfast Scramble
March 29, 2012
This should really be called "I don't know what to make so I used anything I had in my fridge-throw together". Because that's what it is. I had a ton of leftover junk in my …
Caramelized Onion Frittata
March 22, 2012
I don't even know if I'm spelling frittata right. I really don't. And spell check doesn't either. Shame on you spell check. Get with the times bro. If you don't know how to spell every …
Blueberry Pumpkin Pie Protein Shake
March 21, 2012
I've gotta face it. Not all people like to eat meat for breakfast. I know I couldn't even fathom eating steak or chicken or pork for breakfast when I first started zone then paleo. When …
Tex-Mex Hash Breakfast Casserole
March 1, 2012
I'm super into enchilada sauce this week. I don't really know why. Everything that's coming to my brain includes enchilada sauce. I usually make my own enchilada sauce but thought I'd try out El Pato …
Banana Bread French Toast
February 28, 2012
There are just so many A's in banana. So many. It's confusing. And I have to sound it out every time. Sad, but true.So I got this idea from the ever amazing Jessica at How …
Simple Blueberry Muffins
February 20, 2012
It's official. Chocolate and I have broken off our long term relationship. We've had a bumpy one. A really messy one you could say. Love-Hate. We break up then get back together in a very …
On-The-Go Egg Bites & a Cooking Video!
February 13, 2012
I know what you're thinking...REAL ORIGINAL JULI...and you're right. This recipe isn't a original. Really almost any paleo blog you look at out there, you can find some kind of egg muffin/egg cupcake/egg round, but …
Cranberry Sweet Potato Breakfast Cakes
January 26, 2012
I literally think I'm immune to my deodorant. Straight up. I won't be sweating, then as soon as I put my deodorant on, I'm pouring sweat. Seriously, pouring. It's either one of two things....1) I've …
Almond Flour Coconut Waffles
January 16, 2012
I hate when you have to pee but you kind of forget about it while you are driving, until you get in your house, then suddenly you've pulled your pants down in the living room …
Mexican Hash Egg Bake
January 11, 2012
O.M.G. Drool is accumulating in my mouth as I type. This may be one of my newest favoritest (no that's not a word, dick) dishes I have ever made. That sentence made no sense. Well, …
Spaghetti Squash Breakfast Bake
January 5, 2012
So I went to a sports venue the other night. A basketball game to be exact. I know what you’re thinking, ‘omgIlovebasketballgames. Men in shorts. omgomgomg.’ Unless you're a straight dude, then you're thinking 'omgIlovesports. …
Granola
December 16, 2011
I may or may not be doing one of two things. I may be watching Man vs. Food or I may be eating sweet potato fries. And it may be 12:30 at night. Ok, I'm …
Lemon Poppyseed Waffles
November 24, 2011
You know how I know I'm smart? I just made waffles. And you know why waffles are so much better than pancakes? Because they hold your syrup for you! No syrup left behind. That's what …
