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Pancake Breakfast Tacos
January 24, 2019

Oh man. I'm so grumpy at this moment. I wrote this entire blog post for you today and it just erased and I had to start it all over. Which is totally pointless to tell …


Biscuits & Gravy Casserole
November 27, 2018

Well hello out there! If you came to my blog earlier today and thought, "WTF Juli, where the hell is your blog post for the day?!" well I apologize. If you thought nothing of it …


Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Cheesecake Muffins
October 25, 2018

Welcome to my favorite muffin recipe of all time! I've made Double Chocolate Greek Yogurt Muffins, Greek Yogurt Collagen Chocolate Chip Muffins, Super Easy Chocolate Chip Banana Walnut Muffins, and Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins, and all 4 of those …


Sweat & Snack Series – Core Workout and Mocha Chia Protein Pudding
October 2, 2018

{ NEW WORKOUT & COOKING VIDEO }Guess whattttt?! This is the last video in my Sweat & Snack Series! I recorded 5 of these videos a while back and this core workout is wrapping it …


Sweat & Snack Series: Endurance Workout and Green Mango Smoothie (video!)
September 17, 2018

{ NEW COOKING AND WORKOUT VIDEO }Do you come with your own workouts ever? Or do you look online to find workouts? OR do you simply skip workouts all together because you don't know what …


Three Honey Snacks to Sweeten Up Your Day (video!)
September 13, 2018

This is a sponsored post written by me on behalf of Nature Nate's 100% Pure, Raw & Unfiltered Honey. All opinions are 100% mine.Did you know it's National Honey Month?! Which means it's the perfect …


Double Chocolate Greek Yogurt Muffins (yes, dairy-free)
September 6, 2018

Ok, before you ask me how greek yogurt is dairy-free, just read the recipe. This happens every single time. And every single time I'm using almond milk greek yogurt. Just trust me people! I may …


Sweat & Snack Series: Bodyweight Workout with Strawberry Banana Trail Mix Collagen Bars
September 4, 2018

{ NEW COOKING VIDEO }It's back!! Today I have another workout video for you guys! And it comes with a protein-filled snack to enjoy afterwards! If you haven't seen my Sweat & Snack Series yet, …


Tahini Pistachio Banana Bread (+cooking video)
August 28, 2018

{ NEW COOKING VIDEO }I.love.banana.bread. There I said it. But the problem with most paleo banana breads out there include almond flour or almond butter. And almonds make me feel like dog crap. I bloat, …


Sweat & Snack Series: Exercise Band Workout with Chocolate Walnut Brownie Energy Balls
August 21, 2018

{ NEW COOKING & WORKOUT VIDEO }It's baaaaack!! In case you missed it, I have kicked off a new series - my Sweat & Snack series! This video series will include a workout that you …


Sweat & Snack: Greek Yogurt Protein Fudgsicles & Loop Band Workout
August 7, 2018

I wish I had something to say about last nights episode of The Bachelorette, but I hated it. I hated her choice, I hated seeing little baby Blake cry, and I hated that Becca got …


Breakfast Yogurt Freezer Squares
July 31, 2018

You guys. I wish I had some long chat about Men Tell All from The Bachelorette last night, but I just couldn't do it. More so my husband couldn't do it. Since my SIL doesn't come over …


Lemon Berry Chia Pudding Parfaits (+cooking video)
July 17, 2018

{ NEW COOKING VIDEO }We are narrowing the end of this seasons Bachelorette and I have to say…I’m relieved. I’m reaching my breaking point of hearing Garrett say ‘like’ 278243919 times. It’s exhausting. And of …


Blueberry Orange Pancakes (+cooking video!)
July 10, 2018

{ NEW COOKING VIDEO! }Before I get started with this weeks Bachelorette recap, can we please take a moment to really soak up how lovely these pancakes look?! They are fluffy, flavorful and the perfect …


Greek Yogurt Collagen Chocolate Chip Muffins
May 10, 2018

Stop what you're doing right this very second and GO MAKE THESE MUFFINS!! It took me three tries to get these puppies right and then they came out absolutely perfect so I want you to …


Biscuits and Gravy Breakfast Pizza
May 8, 2018

I.Love.Pizza. I mean, who doesn't? Liars, that's who. And when you spin pizza into breakfast form, well, life is just perfect at that moment in time. My husband recently told me about a biscuits and …


Peppermint Patty Chia Pudding Parfaits
April 19, 2018

It's Thursday. You know what that means? I leave for vacatioooooooon tomorrow. Not just me, me AND my husband. Time to officially celebrate turning 30, celebrate our 2 year wedding anniversary and celebrate a full …


Lox & Cream Cheese Sheet Pan Breakfast
April 10, 2018

Now before you go sh*tting the bed thinking I put real dairy cream cheese in this recipe...just read the recipe instead, ok?! No need to freak out. I got yo back, boo. If you feel …


Blueberry Protein Smoothie Bowl (+ cooking video AND special event details!)
March 27, 2018

{ NEW COOKING VIDEO! } Well hello from snowy Colorado! We haven't had much snow at all this year and today we are waking up in a little winter wonderland...that I'm sure will be gone by …


Bacon & Veggie Loaded Egg Casserole (+cooking video!)
March 13, 2018

{NEW COOKING VIDEO}I know there is an egg casserole to talk about and as thrilling as eggs are, I think I'm going to talk about The Bachelor instead. Last week was the season finale and …


Dairy-Free Cream Cheese Frosted Carrot Loaf
February 22, 2018

Good morning from 12 degree Colorado. Since we got back from Phoenix at 1am Monday morning, it's been snowy and cold ever since. And I'm NOT into it. I don't have any travel plans until …


Orange Creamsicle Collagen Smoothie (+ cooking video!)
January 23, 2018

{ NEW COOKING VIDEO! }Top of the mornin' to ya! It is bright and early here in Colorado because I'm about to hop in the shower to get ready for a full day of cooking …


Mexican Chorizo Frittata (+cooking video!)
January 4, 2018

{NEW COOKING VIDEO!}Well good morning once again from paradise!! I'm sitting in the kitchen of our rental looking out at the ocean, but now I'm all packed up and ready to leave in just a …


Dairy-Free Greek Yogurt Pancakes
January 2, 2018

Gooooooood freaking morning! You know why it's a good freaking morning? Because it's 6:30am here in Cabo and I'm sitting on the rooftop of the house we are renting, watching the sunrise and I'm not …


Bacon & Egg Breakfast Waffle Sandwiches
December 26, 2017

Well good morning, darling face! It is the day after Christmas and I am feeeeeeeling all the baking I did. Nothing like a holiday to steer you in the wrong direction when it comes to …


Hot Chocolate Pancakes
December 5, 2017

Little by little I keep getting a little more interested in the holiday season. Not full on excited by any means, but my entire instagram feed is bombarded with holiday cookies...which gets me a tad …


Pumpkin Spice Baked Granola Bars
October 31, 2017

I'm not sure where the weekend went but I don't remember any of it. Most likely because I was poisoned by my friend's smoke machine at his Halloween party on Friday. This guy goes ALL …





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