Category: Rants

Ring In Spring with the Best of Paleo Ebook

It’s officially time…SPRING TIME! Today is the first day of spring and I think I can feel the sun shining through more than yesterday. Just kidding, there’s snow on the ground here. But I’m still gearing up for spring anyways; getting


Halloween Recipe Round Up

Are you one of those weirdos who goes to haunted houses that are allowed to beat you, bite you and do who knows what to you? Who would sign a waiver saying yes to that? WHO?! Wait, have you not


Learn a Little About Chop&Mash!

Happy Tuesday, my little love bucket butts! Have you guys seen those extra long burgers at Burger King recently? That sh*t looks nast ass. But that’s not what we’re talking about today, no time for that ish. What we do have


A Day of Travel with Me!

I’m warning you now…This isn’t exactly a “I flew to Spain and traveled the country side, picking organic berries and smashing them to create my own wine, all while making friends for life along the way.” No, this is a


PaleOMG Pumpkin Everything

It’s that time again!!!! October = pumpkin errrrrthang. Pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie, and pumpkin carving. Our obsession with pumpkin runs deep and seeing a therapist for it may be in order. Hell, a drunk man outside of our gym


Oh, Hi! I’m Juli.

I’m a food hoarder. And a really bad dancer. If you don’t know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. Your trust in me is appreciated.



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