Category: Rants

Stuffing My Face in Portland

What uppppp Portland! You really are weird. But not THAT weird because I live near Boulder, so I see weird on a regular basis. Portland is strange in the sense that everyone is strangely happy, all the time. Happy to


Valentine’s Day Dessert Round Up

Sure, Valentine’s Day is about love and whatever, but it’s more so about desserts. That’s just a fact. I didn’t make it that way, the government did. Yep. I believe in a conspiracy theory about Valentine’s Day put in place


Weekly Workouts + Engagement Stories

I think I’ve finally figured out my workout schedule that seems to work pretty well for my body nowadays. I’ll probably keep this up for a while until we start our new, more intensive cardio plan at my gym, CrossFit


Make Paleo Work For You

It’s officially 2015 and time to get those New Year’s Resolutions started. People are stocking up on healthy food in their kitchen, spending hours on end at the gym, or just doing something else with their new, blank slate. But


25 Most Popular Recipes of 2014

We are almost at the end of 2014! Holy poop. This year went by so freaking fast. I’m almost done with my third book, meaning I’ve almost written 2 cookbooks, filled with over 200 recipes in the past year. I’ll soon


Last Minute Holiday Recipe Round-Up

I wasn’t really excited for the holidays until I put this post together. I’m hungry now. Which is silly because I’ve been GETTIN’ DOWN on holiday cookies lately. People just keep coming up with so many amazing recipes, I want


Every Last Crumb Book Review: PMS Brownies

You guuuuuyyyyyssss!! It’s officially here! The highly anticipated Every Last Crumb by Brittany Angell has hit stores and been sent out to all the wonderful people who preordered the book! This girl changes the game for paleo. Her insane creativity and


Oh, Hi! I’m Juli.

I’m a food hoarder. And a really bad dancer. If you don’t know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. Your trust in me is appreciated.



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