“Peanut Butter” and Jelly Overnight Chia Pudding
July 26, 2016
I luuuuuuurvvvvvv oatmeal. I love it so much. BUT I'm not a fan of the fact that I'm hungry almost immediately after eating it. When people say it sticks to your bones and keeps you …
Cinnamon Peach Upside Down Cake
July 19, 2016
Hey booboo baby booboo. How you doin'? I'm doing better over here now that my face isn't melting off anymore. If you don't follow me on snapchat, then WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! …
Vanilla Berry Cupcakes with Vanilla Bean Pastry Buttercream
June 29, 2016
Holy hells, now that's a long name. But I'm not good with the catchy names like "bursting berry 4th of july cupcakes" because then how in the hell are you suppose to know what goes …
Mixed Berry Vanilla Bean Cream Tarts
June 28, 2016
Making desserts is failing me HARD lately. But then I try the dessert a second time around and BOOM, it works out beautifully. Like this one. I tried making pastry cream for the first time …
Guest Post: Chocolate Chip Cookie Ice Cream Sandwiches
June 21, 2016
Hey there PaleOMG readers! Hi, I’m Vanessa from Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind. You may know me from such recipes as Cookie Dough Fudge, Molten Chocolate Lava Cake, and “Reese’s” Cheesecake (Troy McClure voice). …
Chocolate “Peanut Butter” Cookie Bars
June 8, 2016
Let me first preface this recipe by telling you something really important here: I LOVE THIS FREAKING RECIPE!! No, I effing love it. It may be one of my favorite dessert recipes of all time. …
Caramel Coconut Cream Pineapple Popsicles
May 31, 2016
Vacation and seeing friends is just the best, but I'm a homebody at heart. I love being home to my own home cooked meals, I love sitting in the backyard with my doggy, and I …
Key Lime Pie Parfaits
May 26, 2016
The other day on the Today show, they talked about at what age they felt old. I'm 28 and I've had a few friends talk about how they feel old at the same age as me, …
Sea Salt Caramel Brownie Ice Cream
May 19, 2016
If you don't read my Monday morning Weekly Workouts post, you probably missed me talking about not eating sh*t food. When I was sharing some before and after photos, I talked about not eating sh*t …
Strawberry Rhubarb Cardamom Muffins
May 17, 2016
O.M.G. I am so freaking glad Monday is over. It was the dreariest and lamest Monday I've ever had and it did not help with my PMS b*tch mode I had going. Meaning have, it's …
Blueberry Peach Crisp
April 26, 2016
I'm so sore right now that I almost feel sick. That's not normal. Those heavy lunges I did yesterday better be worth it long term when it comes to a rounder bum because right now …
Guest Post: Dark Chocolate Sorbet with Olive Oil & Sea Salt
April 21, 2016
Oh hey there guys. Dana here from Real Food with Dana! Well, obviously. I’m really excited to meet you all and share this recipe with you today! Juli’s was the first paleo blogs I ever …
Strawberry Poppyseed Bread
April 12, 2016
I don't really know what else to say other than WE ARE GETTING MARRIED TODAY!! I can't tell you enough how awesome destination weddings are. We JUST met with our wedding coordinator yesterday and boom, …
Salted Caramel Cookie Ice Cream Cups
April 6, 2016
Do you follow me on Snapchat yet? I'll let you guess what my username is...because it's the exact same as every other social media channel I own. Can you guess? I trust your brain. Anywho, …
Lemon Curd Custard Ice Cream
March 24, 2016
I hate when it blizzards outside. I use to like it when I was younger because Dairy Queen would give away free blizzards, but now all it means is I have to shovel, have cold …
Samoa Brownies
March 17, 2016
I don't know what to tell you other than I absolutely want to eat these as my last meal. They are sweet, salty, crunchy, chocolatey...and they are everything that is right with this world. These …
Lemon Curd Berry Tarts
March 9, 2016
Today is one of those days that I don't really want to get started. Because it starts at the doctor. It's not like I have a problem with the doctors or anything, but who looks …
Vanilla Bean Lemon Curd Waffles
March 2, 2016
BENNNNNN. You said I love you to TWO women! What the hell fudge? You're not suppose to do that, mister. Sure, I believe that you can be in love with two people at the same …
Chocolate “Peanut Butter” Protein Smoothie Bowl
February 24, 2016
I can't force this smoothie bowl on you, but if I could, I would make you eat/drink every last bite of it. Because it's effing delicious. No joke, I constantly crave it now. Problem is, …
Chocolate Dipped Caramel Nut Bars
February 17, 2016
Thank god I go to acupuncture starting tomorrow. My stress levels are through the roof lately. The change of birth control has made me a legitimate nightmare. Then our internet went out this morning so …
Valentine’s Day Chocolate Hazelnut Milkshake Martinis
February 11, 2016
After posting an alcoholic beverage last time and getting a little hate about it, I need to make something perfectly clear. A disclaimer, if you will. So here it is. I don't drink much alcohol. …
Valentine’s Day Raspberry Caramel Shortbread Sandwich Cookies
February 10, 2016
Is that name too long? The answer is always: hells no. Because how are you suppose to know what it is with some fancy, catchy name like Love Cookies? Real catchy, huh? Well these love …
Valentine’s Day Brownie Mocha Sundaes
February 9, 2016
Be still, my heart. Be perfectly damn still...SO I CAN EAT YOU!!!!You know what's torture? Having 5 of these sundaes sitting in your fridge, with a fiancé who is on a health kick for our …
Sausage Stuffed Bacon Wrapped Dates
February 3, 2016
I LOVE bacon wrapped dates. It was one of those eye opening paleo treats that got me believing that paleo was something I could actually stick with long term. It's like legit candy. And it's wrapped …
Cardamom Caramel Pear Upside Down Cake
January 6, 2016
Why is football season not over with yet? WHY GOD, WHY?!I was recently given a box of pears. Yes, a box. And honestly, I don't really eat much fruit. I just don't care for fruit. …
New Year’s Eve Blackberry Bellini
December 31, 2015
It's officially that time! Time to ring in the New Year, leave all bad habits and memories behind and sing a happy tune to bring the New Year in on a high note. That was …
New Year’s Eve Raspberry Cheesecake Bites
December 29, 2015
How are the holidays still going on? Sure, there cool and all, but can they end already? There's just so much pressure about buying the perfect gift, hosting the perfect party, having the most fun. …
