There are no chips involved in this dish. Nothing really THAT crispy. And you eat these with a fork. Well I guess you don’t have to, but sh*t would get messy. So really, these are nothing like nachos. But they caught your attention, didn’t they? Please keep reading, I’m sorry I’m an asshole. This dish should definitely be considered your dessert for your party. You could also make some fudgy brownies, or fig fudge balls, or chocolate coconut bark to satisfy your big game day guests. They will never know it’s paleo. And if they don’t like them, you have sh*tty friends. It’s just fact.
So I’ve figured something out. I often think about the many traits a man must have for me to pay any attention to him. Obviously, Colorado men are lacking these traits since I haven’t noticed any yet…or is it they haven’t noticed me? Sh*t, I think I just burned myself. Anywho, I’ve figured out that among these many traits, one is vastly important. A man’s smell. I want the man I fall in love with to smell like Gain detergent. Plain and simple. I’m not even kidding. I’m exactly like the commercials. I just bought some today and sat by the washing machine just smelling the detergent before I poured it on in. That can’t be healthy. But really, I don’t care about cologne, I’m cool with the smell of sweat, but if a man walks by me and smells like clean laundry, my heart skips a beat. I can’t wait to meet my laundry smelling, crossfitting, food loving man. Jesus, I need to go on a date.
It’s going to snow tonight in Colorado. I’m sad. I was running in shorts and a tank top just the other day, proudly showing my pale legs to any unforgiving eye, and now I must cover up. Put on my fake Ugg boots because I sure as hell ain’t paying $200 to walk in puddles. And wear a couple sweaters that I’m just going to sweat through since I seem to sweat even when cold. Damn you Colorado. Damn you armpits. Damn you.
Superbowl Snacks: Apple Pie Nachos
- Yield: 2-4 1x
Ingredients
- 2 apples, cored and thinly sliced
- 2 tablespoons coconut oil
- 2 tablespoons almond butter
- 2 tablespoons raw honey
- 2 tablespoons canned coconut milk
- 3 tablespoons walnuts, chopped
- 2 tablespoons raisins
- 2 tablespoons golden raisins
- 1 tablespoon almond flour
- sprinkle of cinnamon
- pinch of sea salt
Instructions
- Pull out a large skillet and place under medium heat.
- Add your coconut oil to the pan and let it get real hot.
- Now add your apples and walnuts to it. Use a spatula or spoon to move the apples and walnuts around to help cook on both sides and not burn. Cook for about 3-4 minutes.
- Now add your coconut milk, almond butter, honey and raisins and spoon everything around the help the flavors meld. Let cook for another 2-3 minutes.
- Now add your cinnamon, salt, and almond flour on top and mix thoroughly once more.
- Serve warm, with a fork.
- Enjoy!!
Notes
that was A LOT of tablespoons. sorry to overwhelm you.
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More Game Day Eats:
Bacon and Jalapeño Deviled Eggs
Smoky and Spicy Candied Cashews
Chunky Pineapple Guacamole with Grilled Sweet Potato Chips
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busy week with my daughter graduating college!!!! love this recipe will make it asap!!! hey im from philly too, come visit us!!!
Haha I’ll come visit you too Rhonda!
Wowsers, that was bloody orgasmic!!!Can’t stop eating it. This is by far my fav treat, absolutely scummy, thank you Juli. Off to buy more apples!!!!
Good on ya Sophie!
When I think of what you would get if you ordered Taco Bell nachos and then compare it to this, I almost want to barf. These were freaking insane. In the most awesome way possible. Last Saturday I walked out of the farmer’s market, got to the car, and realized I was going to regret it if I didn’t buy apples. I went back and bought some (before I even knew of this recipe). I love myself. And you. And your amazing talent that requires me to have little to no patience to consume fantastical food.
Thank god you bought. thank god. Glad you liked it Meaghan!
Since I just made these again, I’m going to give you another five stars. What gets another 5 stars are the new Mountain Hardwear spandex pants I’m wearing. I’m sure you would love them. The have a secret pocket on the right butt cheek so you could actually put crap in there. Thanks again for better-than-apple-pie yum.
I really wish i was eating those right now. i eve just bought apples. but no walnuts. and im too lazy to get off the couch. ur my hero
Started a Whole30 today, AND it’s my birthday – gonna modify this a bit for my “cake” Thanks!1
Hope it turns out great Becky!! Happy bday!
I tried this tonight and topped my nachos with coconut icecream. So delicious!
Wanna go elope Amber? Ur a genius.
Made these tonight. Amazing!
I wish i was eating that right now…
These are phenomenal!! Great flavor combo and super easy to make!! BTW, I like the tablespoon “overwhelm” because it makes for less stuff to have to clean up (or throw in the dishwasher).
I just had them for breakfast….oops
These reheat really well too, you know, if you have any leftovers…
Yeahhhhh, i’ve never had leftovers lol so thank you for letting us know Rena!
I have made these at least 3 times so far. Delish! and I even lessened the amount of honey to just a drizzle, and probably added more cinnamon. But great recipe!
You don’t need that much huh? The apples are so sweet on their own!!
This recipe is amazing! I could not stop eating it. LOVE LOVE LOVE your blog!!
Thanks so much Sarah!
Incidentally, if you happen to be out of raisins and only have dried cranberries, the dried cranberries add a really nice flavor as well. Kind of a sweet-sour thing going on. Made a double batch and I still LOVE this recipe. Aren’t you tired of hearing from me on this recipe?!
Lol glad you’re still making it Rena!