There are no chips involved in this dish. Nothing really THAT crispy. And you eat these with a fork. Well I guess you don’t have to, but sh*t would get messy. So really, these are nothing like nachos. But they caught your attention, didn’t they? Please keep reading, I’m sorry I’m an asshole. This dish should definitely be considered your dessert for your party. You could also make some fudgy brownies, or fig fudge balls, or chocolate coconut bark to satisfy your big game day guests. They will never know it’s paleo. And if they don’t like them, you have sh*tty friends. It’s just fact.
So I’ve figured something out. I often think about the many traits a man must have for me to pay any attention to him. Obviously, Colorado men are lacking these traits since I haven’t noticed any yet…or is it they haven’t noticed me? Sh*t, I think I just burned myself. Anywho, I’ve figured out that among these many traits, one is vastly important. A man’s smell. I want the man I fall in love with to smell like Gain detergent. Plain and simple. I’m not even kidding. I’m exactly like the commercials. I just bought some today and sat by the washing machine just smelling the detergent before I poured it on in. That can’t be healthy. But really, I don’t care about cologne, I’m cool with the smell of sweat, but if a man walks by me and smells like clean laundry, my heart skips a beat. I can’t wait to meet my laundry smelling, crossfitting, food loving man. Jesus, I need to go on a date.
It’s going to snow tonight in Colorado. I’m sad. I was running in shorts and a tank top just the other day, proudly showing my pale legs to any unforgiving eye, and now I must cover up. Put on my fake Ugg boots because I sure as hell ain’t paying $200 to walk in puddles. And wear a couple sweaters that I’m just going to sweat through since I seem to sweat even when cold. Damn you Colorado. Damn you armpits. Damn you.
Superbowl Snacks: Apple Pie Nachos
- Yield: 2-4 1x
Ingredients
- 2 apples, cored and thinly sliced
- 2 tablespoons coconut oil
- 2 tablespoons almond butter
- 2 tablespoons raw honey
- 2 tablespoons canned coconut milk
- 3 tablespoons walnuts, chopped
- 2 tablespoons raisins
- 2 tablespoons golden raisins
- 1 tablespoon almond flour
- sprinkle of cinnamon
- pinch of sea salt
Instructions
- Pull out a large skillet and place under medium heat.
- Add your coconut oil to the pan and let it get real hot.
- Now add your apples and walnuts to it. Use a spatula or spoon to move the apples and walnuts around to help cook on both sides and not burn. Cook for about 3-4 minutes.
- Now add your coconut milk, almond butter, honey and raisins and spoon everything around the help the flavors meld. Let cook for another 2-3 minutes.
- Now add your cinnamon, salt, and almond flour on top and mix thoroughly once more.
- Serve warm, with a fork.
- Enjoy!!
Notes
that was A LOT of tablespoons. sorry to overwhelm you.
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More Game Day Eats:
Bacon and Jalapeño Deviled Eggs
Smoky and Spicy Candied Cashews
Chunky Pineapple Guacamole with Grilled Sweet Potato Chips
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This has made my life …. Just saying 🙂
Glad you like it Jennifer
This recipe has made my life complete.
Words cannot describe the awesome. Seriously.
Hahaha glad you liked it!!
I’m like super late to the party, oh wells, I started dating my boyfriend because he smelled like Gain, for serious, we both worked in the same kitchen (I’m a pastry chef) and the first time I hugged him he smelled all fresh and clean and laundry like and I was hooked. These look uh-mazing and I’m uh-cited to try them! Just found your blog and love it, you’re fularious.
Hope you try out some recipes Lauren! Thanks for leaving a comment!
I just brought this to a crawfish boil for a local xfit gym. They loved it! They demanded I share the recipe. Thanks for something awesome.
I just stumbled onto this jewel of a website/blog and I have to say that I LOVE IT!!!! I just finished making the Apple Pie Nachos and I kind of ummm almost ate them all. Delicious. Can’t wait to try the Chocolate Coconut Bark!
I just made these and omg they r so good!! I love your site! I’ve been making lots of your stuff the sweet potato brownies are so bomb!! And I hate brownies!!! U r awesome
I have made these three times now & every time, I LOVE them!!!!! My two boys and my husband love them too! I multiply the recipe by 8 now, so that we actually have a chance to have leftovers!!! (Yep! We love it that much!) I substitute dried cranberries instead of raisins and it tastes AMAZING!!!! Thank you for this recipe!!!
You are seriously testing my blood sugar issues with all your fab desserts. I live in Canada and it’s getting cold, I wanted something warm and sweet that would make me happy. I made this sans honey and cut back on the raisins – it was fantastic! I may try this with butter next time instead of coconut oil (sliced applies cooked for a few minutes in grass fed butter with some cinnamon is amazing too.)
OMG! These are friggin’ awesome! I’m 10 weeks preggo with my fifth child and I was really craving something sweet. These are so delish and satisfying! I’ve been following your blog for a few months and I have yet to try a recipe of yours that I didn’t love! Definitely making these for my kiddos for breakfast tomorrow. Thanks Juli!