Hawaiian Pizza Salad
There is a lawyer in front of me at the coffee shop who loves complaining. He’s talking about making over $203,000 last year and is complaining about rarely… Read More »
Boneless Pork Short Rib Breakfast Tacos
I want to talk about acne. Mostly because it’s pissing me off and if I complain to my friends, they just get mad. So I write in my… Read More »
Maple Mustard Short Rib Bacon Burgers
Say whaaaaaaaa? That recipe title is excessively long. But totally worth every word. I’m really into these burgers right now. And if you haven’t tried Steve’s Original Paleo… Read More »
Crockpot Fig Apple Butter
So much stuff is going on, I haven’t had any time to cook. I’ve been eating beef, brussels sprouts, and hot sauce for almost every meal. And drinking… Read More »
Maple Blueberry Bacon Breakfast Carnitas
I’m writing this post right now as I sit at my mechanic. My toes are cold. And I’m kinda bored because the show that is on their tv… Read More »
Crockpot Sweet Potato Basil Soup
Ok ok I did it. I washed my hair. AND shaved my legs. I hated every second of it. Especially since it’s now freezing in Colorado. Shaving your legs… Read More »
Easy Shredded Pork over Caramelized Mashed Plantains
Are you seeing the theme this week? I sure am. It’s called laziness. Easy breakfast crockpot thingy, now easy shredded crockpot pork. Come on Juli, get your sh*t… Read More »
Easy Crockpot Breakfast Pie
This isn’t really a pie. There’s no crust. But I cut it out in the shape of a slice of pie. Therefore, it’s a breakfast pie. Don’t fight… Read More »
Crockpot Sugar Detox Dessert Stuffed Apples
Ok, before you judge the sh*t out of these pictures and think this dessert looks disgusting and hate on this recipe, breathe. I cooked these guys for almost… Read More »
Asian Marinated Crockpot Beef Spare Ribs
Let’s get one thing straight, right here, right now. I am not a chef. I have no culinary background. And I literally have no idea what I’m doing… Read More »
