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Slow Cooker Butternut Squash & Sage Beef Stew
November 2, 2016

I need a vacation. This week was suppose to be the week that we headed to The Keys to enjoy some R&R just the two of us (we still never did an actual honeymoon or …


Slow Cooker Al Pastor Loaded Tacos
October 18, 2016

I feel like I haven't really, like REALLY talked to you guys in a while. I'm trying to bring you so much new and fun stuff, that sometimes I forget what's really important here: building …


Slow Cooker Buffalo Chicken Chili
September 21, 2016

So last week, while I was on book tour, a lovely and beautiful young woman asked when I was going to do a podcast. The thought has popped into my mind once or twice, but …


Slow Cooker Red Wine Braised Short Ribs
March 15, 2016

Did anyone else get their ass kicked by Daylight Savings yesterday? I might as well have just slept through the entire day. I was worthless.You may be hoping for a Bachelor Final Rose recap right …


Slow Cooker Tomatillo Pork Chile Verde
February 16, 2016

When I write this recipe name, all I can think of is Ashley on Chris's season of the Bachelor saying, "I feel like I'm in the, ummmm, the Mesa Verdeeee." While she was shooting zombies. …


Crockpot Carne Asada Loaded Fries
August 13, 2015

I have been SO PUMPED to share this recipe with you guys because seriously, it is so damn delicious. I told Brian (the fiancé) that I didn't want to toot my own horn but TOOT …


Crockpot Pulled Pork Chili
December 10, 2013

I need to tell you about something that's pretty much the greatest thing to happen to me since paleo brownies. Speaking of brownies, I might be making some this week for you. Just for you, …


Stupid Easy Perfectly Cooked Sweet Potatoes
November 6, 2013

I'm ashamed. This isn't really a recipe. Like, at all. But it's the easiest way to cook sweet potatoes, in my opinion. And my opinion is always right. I talked about it once before, but …


Easy Spin on Breakfast
October 2, 2013

I get tired of people complaining about not knowing what to eat for breakfast. Actually, that's not true. Because I just give them a simple answer: leftovers from the night before. I don't see anything …


Sweet Pulled Pork Waffle Sliders
September 4, 2013

You may have just asked yourself, 'Juli, what makes this pulled pork sweet?' Or maybe not. And that's fine as well. Either way, I will tell you. This pork is not actually the sweet part. …


Hawaiian Pizza Salad
May 15, 2013

There is a lawyer in front of me at the coffee shop who loves complaining. He's talking about making over $203,000 last year and is complaining about rarely sleeping. Well no sh*t. You made what …


Boneless Pork Short Rib Breakfast Tacos
March 7, 2013

I want to talk about acne. Mostly because it's pissing me off and if I complain to my friends, they just get mad. So I write in my diary instead. Aka, my blog.Acne is stupid. …


Maple Mustard Short Rib Bacon Burgers
February 6, 2013

Say whaaaaaaaa? That recipe title is excessively long. But totally worth every word.I'm really into these burgers right now. And if you haven't tried Steve's Original Paleo Chef's Sauces and Dressing, you HAVE to. They're …


Crockpot Fig Apple Butter
January 30, 2013

So much stuff is going on, I haven't had any time to cook. I've been eating beef, brussels sprouts, and hot sauce for almost every meal. And drinking wine far more often than needed. Like …


Maple Blueberry Bacon Breakfast Carnitas
January 16, 2013

I'm writing this post right now as I sit at my mechanic. My toes are cold. And I'm kinda bored because the show that is on their tv is from the 70's, but thankfully I …


Crockpot Sweet Potato Basil Soup
October 25, 2012

Ok ok I did it. I washed my hair. AND shaved my legs. I hated every second of it. Especially since it's now freezing in Colorado. Shaving your legs + goosebumps, blows ass. It's painful. It's …


Easy Shredded Pork over Caramelized Mashed Plantains
September 20, 2012

Are you seeing the theme this week? I sure am. It's called laziness. Easy breakfast crockpot thingy, now easy shredded crockpot pork. Come on Juli, get your sh*t together. Just kidding, I like easy. And …


Easy Crockpot Breakfast Pie
September 18, 2012

This isn't really a pie. There's no crust. But I cut it out in the shape of a slice of pie. Therefore, it's a breakfast pie. Don't fight me on this one.Have you guys seen …


Crockpot Sugar Detox Dessert Stuffed Apples
August 8, 2012

Ok, before you judge the sh*t out of these pictures and think this dessert looks disgusting and hate on this recipe, breathe. I cooked these guys for almost three hours and they almost esploded. That …


Asian Marinated Crockpot Beef Spare Ribs
June 5, 2012

Let's get one thing straight, right here, right now. I am not a chef. I have no culinary background. And I literally have no idea what I'm doing in the kitchen. I just like trying …


Leftovers: Barbacoa
May 24, 2012

If you're new to the site, or just slow, leftovers means I've made this recipe in the past, but the picture looked like someone sneezed on the food, so I had to make it again …


Crockpot Coffee Ancho Chile Short Ribs
May 1, 2012

I've made the conscious decision that I cannot and will not carry a purse any longer. Pretty much because I take my lifting shoes with me wherever I go. And two water bottles. And tape. …


Leftovers: Brazilian Curry Chicken
April 24, 2012

So if you haven't figured out what leftovers is by now, you're a little late to the party. It's cool. You brought beer right? Kidding. I hate beer. It tastes like feet water. Don't say …


Crockpot Ropa Vieja with Cuban Style Rice
April 20, 2012

Oh lord.Regionals workouts were announced.I don't really want to talk about it. Or think about it. Or dream about it. Or cry about it.All of which I'm going to do.Wait, wait, wait. You want me …


Leftovers: Mushroom Gravy Slow Cooked Rump Roast
March 26, 2012

My stomach is screwed up. Consuming beef sticks and trail mix all day Wednesday and all day Saturday did not make my stomach happy. I just need to not purchase nuts when I'm traveling. I …


Honey Ginger Apple Shredded Pork
February 23, 2012

You know when you're in your car, driving away, listening to tunes, dancing (if you're cool) and you start picking your nose, thinking for some reason no one can see you? No? I'm alone. Cool. …


Enchilada Chicken Stew
February 7, 2012

So the other night, when Laura, Sergio, and I went to club it up, I had this lotion that I put on because I thought it smelled awesome. Like for reals good. It's that kind …





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