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Fig & Tomato Basil Salad
August 31, 2016

Two mini vacations in a row is making it hard to go back to normal this week. I went from Portland almost straight to Palm Springs and PS was filled with more alcohol than I …


Pineapple Chimichurri Guacamole
August 18, 2016

Let me just say...WHY GOD WHY DOES FOOTBALL SEASON HAVE TO ALMOST START?!Wait, I need to tell you a back story real quick. So in college, this couple we knew were THE WORST couple. They …


Strawberry Almond Milk
August 2, 2016

I'm getting more cynical as I age. And I hate that. I hate pessimistic people and I always try my best to not be anything like them. I like to make jokes and I may …


Mango Ahi Tuna Poke Avocado Bowls
June 23, 2016

I think I finally have my life back together since I got back from Vegas on Monday. I'm finally not falling asleep in the middle of the day while sitting up. It's amazing how lack …


Strawberry Tomatillo Chicken Fajita Salad
June 16, 2016

I'm constantly trying to fall in love with salads. But I constantly find myself eating everything else in the salad except for the lettuce. I love arugula and I love cooked greens, but raw, tasteless greens …


Grilled Pineapple Jalapeño Margaritas
June 15, 2016

Guess what? We are finally married! I say that because we officially had our LAST party celebrating our nuptials. With any of these events like getting married or having babies or whatever else, there are …


Watermelon Rhubarb Gin Fizz
June 9, 2016

It's like we are getting married all over again. Except this time it's with our relatives and friends that I haven't seen in probably 10+ years. With our wedding in Jamaica, we didn't really invite anybody. We …


Pesto Shrimp & Grilled Peach Salad
June 1, 2016

The Bachelorette was a bit of a disappointment this week. The producers are obviously playing off Chad's villain-like personality, but he's so boring that they haven't really been able to manipulate him much into looking …


Caramel Coconut Cream Pineapple Popsicles
May 31, 2016

Vacation and seeing friends is just the best, but I'm a homebody at heart. I love being home to my own home cooked meals, I love sitting in the backyard with my doggy, and I …


Strawberry Rhubarb Cardamom Muffins
May 17, 2016

O.M.G. I am so freaking glad Monday is over. It was the dreariest and lamest Monday I've ever had and it did not help with my PMS b*tch mode I had going. Meaning have, it's …


Strawberry Poppyseed Bread
April 12, 2016

I don't really know what else to say other than WE ARE GETTING MARRIED TODAY!! I can't tell you enough how awesome destination weddings are. We JUST met with our wedding coordinator yesterday and boom, …


“Peanut” Pineapple Chicken Kabobs + Best of Paleo Ebook Sale!
March 31, 2016

Do you like sales as much as I do? I'm a sucker for sales. Mostly when it comes to shoes...but also when it comes to everything else. Why is it that sale items make our …


Lemon Curd Berry Tarts
March 9, 2016

Today is one of those days that I don't really want to get started. Because it starts at the doctor. It's not like I have a problem with the doctors or anything, but who looks …


Baked Jerk Chicken with Coconut Rice & Cinnamon Sweet Plantains
February 25, 2016

I want to make out with this recipe. I actually made this recipe quite a while ago. Maybe at the end of January, right when I got back from Costa Rica. I was feeling inspired …


Chocolate “Peanut Butter” Protein Smoothie Bowl
February 24, 2016

I can't force this smoothie bowl on you, but if I could, I would make you eat/drink every last bite of it. Because it's effing delicious. No joke, I constantly crave it now. Problem is, …


Chocolate Coffee Protein Chia Breakfast Bowls
January 27, 2016

F*cking Olivia on The Bachelor. Telling a guy that you've hung out with twice that you're unhappy with you kankles is just not the best game plan. Hey guy, I'm insanely insecure, wanna date? From …


Maple Pomegranate Glazed Short Ribs
December 9, 2015

Short ribs are one of my favorite things to eat. But I only buy them a couple times a year since you are pretty much paying top dollar for bone. What's up with that? You …


Pumpkin Apple Streusel Muffins with Apple Cider Caramel
October 22, 2015

So get this. I have my wedding dress. It's hanging in my guest bedroom right now. Just hanging there, waiting to be worn. But the problem is, it doesn't fit yet. The straps are WAY …


Truffle Cauliflower Soup with Bacon, Brown Butter Crispy Sage & Pomegranates
October 21, 2015

Did you read my blog post yesterday? Just do it. It was filled with some stories of images that I will never be able to remove from my brain. I wish I could explain to …


Grilled Figs with Coconut Whipped Cream & Apple Cider Caramel
September 29, 2015

Here's something weird: I've never liked figs. Dried figs, for sure. Fresh figs, gross. I still imagine the episode of Sex and the City where Charlotte dates the guy who's notorious around town and he …


Crispy Chicken Berry Salad with Strawberry Poppyseed Dressing
August 27, 2015

Here's the thing about book tour, you spend A LOT of time in hotel rooms. Sometimes it's awesome, sometimes it's not so awesome. Let's talk about some pros and cons:You get to watch whatever you …


Sneak Peek Recipe from Juli Bauer’s Paleo Cookbook: Frozen Mango Margaritas
July 29, 2015

MARGARITAS!!! Who doesn't love a good margarita? Oh wait, I don't. I like my alcohol to not taste like alcohol. I recently had a pineapple habanero margarita and I couldn't taste the alcohol because my …


Chocolate Chia Cherry Protein Shake
June 24, 2015

The Bachelor has began to fully disappoint after too many weeks of nothing happening on top of more nothing happening. Good sentence, huh? I've heard some people call Kaitlyn a slut because she's making out …


Cherry Shallot Pork Tenderloin
June 11, 2015

Let's talk about what's important here...The Bachelorette and the super boring 2 hour episode this week. What is crazy is they edited it to be the most interesting episode they could, and it still sucked. …


Raspberry Sunrise Breakfast Shake
May 5, 2015

You guys. Dandelions have TAKEN OVER OUR YARD. We mowed on Sunday and they are already a foot above the grass. One day, I was feeling pumped up and began pulling a crap ton. Those …


Protein Banana Bread Breakfast Bars
February 17, 2015

Breakfast can get so boring. Don't let it happen to you! Eat this along side some eggs and bacon!How was your Valentine's day? I don't know how I feel about the extra romantic Valentine's day …


Apple Pie Smoothie
October 16, 2014

I miss my dog. Like, bad. Working in Pittsburgh is probably one of the best experiences I've ever been through, but being away from my little man is tough. Mostly because I miss his cuddles. …





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