Superbowl Snack: Sweet and Sexy Wings
February 3, 2012
I don't know why I named it that. Laura and I were trying to come up with a clever title, and that one just felt right. I don't really know if there is anything sexy …
Superbowl Snacks: Bacon Meatballs with Mango Honey Mustard Sauce
February 3, 2012
I've talked about my roommate Laura before. That's because she's awesome. She started CrossFit at an actual CrossFit gym just back in August and she has been absolutely killing it!! More than anything is this …
Superbowl Snacks: Apple Pie Nachos
February 2, 2012
There are no chips involved in this dish. Nothing really THAT crispy. And you eat these with a fork. Well I guess you don't have to, but sh*t would get messy. So really, these are …
Superbowl Snacks: Avocado Chorizo Sweet Potato Skins
February 2, 2012
I really wish I was eating some kind of nut butter right now. I don't have any nuts available though. The problems I deal with daily are immensely frustrating.My thumbs are starting to look, and …
Superbowl Snacks: Sweet Potato Chips
February 1, 2012
Yes. Two posts, one day. For the next 3 days. Gotta get you fed bros.I.love.sweet potatoes. I love sweet potato fries. Sweet potato hash browns. Sweet potato hash. Sweet potato cakes. Sweet potato brownies...ahhh sh*t …
Superbowl Snacks: Roasted Red Pepper Dip
February 1, 2012
Omg. The Superbowl is almost here. One of the biggest days of the year is just around the corner. And you know what I'll be doing during the game? Most likely blogging. Maybe watching a …
Chocolate Coconut Bark
January 31, 2012
I heard some funny sh*t the other day. Well, I do every day. I hang out with hilarious men regularly so I'm often holding my crotch in an attempt to not piss myself. But our …
Tomato Cream Chicken Sausage ‘Pasta’
January 30, 2012
I feel so pale!! Well, that's probably because I am. Damn the winter in Colorado. Even if the sun is pretty much always shining, I still am kind of a creepy color. And seeing my …
Cranberry Sweet Potato Breakfast Cakes
January 26, 2012
I literally think I'm immune to my deodorant. Straight up. I won't be sweating, then as soon as I put my deodorant on, I'm pouring sweat. Seriously, pouring. It's either one of two things....1) I've …
Fudgy Brownies
January 25, 2012
I don't want to say it, but I'm going to. I have officially made the best paleo brownies I've ever tasted. I know that's bold, I know that's conceited, I know I know, but it's …
Garlic Pork and Rice
January 23, 2012
I was in legit b*tch mode last week. I don't know what the sh*t my problem was (no, it wasn't that time of the month asshole) but I was not fun to be around. Ask …
Jambalaya
January 19, 2012
If you don't try this recipe, I am angered with you. And your brain doesn't work. Straight up. This recipe seriously rocked my world. My tastebud world, that is. I put off making it for …
Blood Orange Salsa over Pecan Encrusted Tilapia
January 18, 2012
I'm a straight up cheater. Like straight out of the look-over-you-shoulder-in-high-school-algebra-test kind of cheater. I didn't think of this recipe on my own. Nope. I legit stole it from someone else. Well, the idea of …
Chocolate Cashew Butter
January 17, 2012
Yep. Face is stillllllllll peeling. It's really great. I just love it. Why wouldn't I want to spend 3+ hours in the mirror a day picking at my face? Yes I know I'm not suppose …
Almond Flour Coconut Waffles
January 16, 2012
I hate when you have to pee but you kind of forget about it while you are driving, until you get in your house, then suddenly you've pulled your pants down in the living room …
Chicken and Butternut Squash Pesto
January 13, 2012
So if you're not on Facebook, this post doesn't really relate to you. Sorry for not being sorry. You have made the conscious decision to not be part of the biggest social media tool in …
Mexican Hash Egg Bake
January 11, 2012
O.M.G. Drool is accumulating in my mouth as I type. This may be one of my newest favoritest (no that's not a word, dick) dishes I have ever made. That sentence made no sense. Well, …
Maple Macadamia Nut Butter
January 10, 2012
Hold the phone! HOLD THE FREAKING PHONE! Did I just say nut butter? Sh*t yes I did. God I love nut butters. Like, every kind. Any kind. I make them....a lot. I actually even legit …
Spaghetti Squash Breakfast Bake
January 5, 2012
So I went to a sports venue the other night. A basketball game to be exact. I know what you’re thinking, ‘omgIlovebasketballgames. Men in shorts. omgomgomg.’ Unless you're a straight dude, then you're thinking 'omgIlovesports. …
Apple and Bacon Rosemary Pork Burgers
January 4, 2012
Bacon is so hard to cook with. By the time I'm about to add it into a meal, it has somehow disappeared off my plate. And I have grease fingerprints on my shirt. And I …
Honey Infused Prune Deer Tagine
January 3, 2012
I swear I get addicted to something new every two weeks. I used to be addicted to almond butter, then sweet potatoes, then broccoli, then cake in a mug, then dark chocolate walnuts...and almonds, then …
Meaty Rice Stuffed Pumpkins
January 2, 2012
If you haven’t noticed, I haven’t been pointing out the obvious lately: I’m single. I tend to go on tirades of this fact and emphasize it more than needed. But one night, in a drunken …
Curried Twice Baked Sweet Potatoes
December 30, 2011
Well I’m back from Texas. I’m sure you were wondering. Glad to be back and in my own house and bed. I slept in a twin size bed the entire week and I’ve told you …
Patacones
December 29, 2011
Ohhhhhh family time is funny. Funny in the fact it is incredibly overwhelming. When you live like me, rarely seeing your family, it is quite the affair when we all get together. I have to …
Crockpot Sweet Asian Meatballs
December 28, 2011
Oh my lord, I completely forgot to tell you about my pepper experience. How I forgot about this, I have no idea. But it needs to be talked about. My humiliation is just for you.Ok …
Fig Fudge Balls
December 27, 2011
I know I said I wouldn’t be blogging much this week, but I lied. I couldn’t leave ya hangin now could I? That’d just be a dick move. So I am sitting in a Starbucks …
Crockpot Beef and Mushroom Stew
December 26, 2011
I just ate a bite of this. I was trying not to. I'm going out to breakfast soon but I woke up to the beautiful smell of meat in my house, so I couldn't help …
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