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Cilantro Chipotle Deviled Eggs
May 28, 2014

Summer has officially started. And I love it. It's constantly sunny. The sun comes up at 5am and doesn't go away until 9pm. I am always smiling because I hate the snow and there is …


Bacon Potato Sausage Frittata
April 17, 2014

At the end of the day, I feel like all the frittatas I have made are slightly the same, but all so different. Does that make sense? Yeah, definitely not. This one is delicious, though. …


Sausage, Leek and Asparagus Dill Breakfast Casserole
March 26, 2014

Are any of you attending Paleofx this year?? I know amazing people like Bill & Hayley from Primal Palate, Stacy & Matt from Paleo Parents, Vanessa from Clean Eating with a Dirty Mind, Brittany from Brittany …


Bacon Jalapeño Egg Salad Sandwiches
March 5, 2014

Egg salad reminds me of my childhood. I pretty much hated all foods that weren't cookies or brownies when I was younger, but if you smeared mayo on anything, I'd eat it. So I loved …


Super Bowl Snacks: Bacon Jalapeño Deviled Eggs
January 27, 2014

Super bowl snacks time!! All week I will be bringing you paleo/primal super bowl snacks that you can bring to your friends house or make for your guests. The Super Bowl Sunday is coming up. …


Dill Smoked Salmon and Red Pepper Scramble
January 16, 2014

I love scrambles. Seriously, love them. I go back and forth with eggs. I will cut myself off from eating them for a while because I feel like they make me bloated, then I want …


Guest Post: Spicy Breakfast Stew (with the perfect poached egg)
December 8, 2013

I have, yet again, ANOTHER amazing blogger!! I actually found Lexi's blog via instagram, which is pretty awesome. Lexi's Clean Kitchen has recipes for the clean eater that absolutely loves food. From pancakes to cookies …


Easy Spin on Breakfast
October 2, 2013

I get tired of people complaining about not knowing what to eat for breakfast. Actually, that's not true. Because I just give them a simple answer: leftovers from the night before. I don't see anything …


Breakfast Biscuit Sandwiches
September 18, 2013

Well hello, from California! I'm in California right now, if you didn't get that from my intro. Ya dummy. I decided to come out here to hang out. Not really. I'm working on a project …


Spaghetti Squash Crusted Quiche
September 3, 2013

I've made a meat crust quiche before, but this time, I went the opposite route. Veggie route. And light carb route. I'm not one to watch my carbs that much, I just eat. But I …


4th of July Egg and Potato Salad
July 1, 2013

It's that time again!!! Outdoor grilling, park days, suntans, barely there clothing, and backyard bbq's have begun to fill the days here in Colorado. And all of those fun things are paired into the 4th …


Meat Crust Quiche
January 22, 2013

Every time I see a flaky crust on a quiche, I want it. And making a fake paleo crust just wouldn't be the same. So I made the crust from meat. Makes sense to me. …


Brussels Sprouts and Spinach Truffle Frittata
January 17, 2013

I'm obviously REALLY into spinach right now. I'm trying to eat more greens. Wait until you see my post tomorrow. Spoiler alert!!! More spinach.I want to see the movie Warm Bodies. I love funny zombie …


Rutabaga Bacon Breakfast Hash
January 7, 2013

OMG. I'm obsessed with rutabagas right now. I don't really know why, but I think it's because they are a never-before-used vegetable in my world. I love new things. And I obsess over them. Maybe …


Rutabaga Egg Nests
January 2, 2013

Happy New Year, you excessively good looking paleo eaters. How's your New Year starting off? Are you just starting to read my blog because you're just going paleo to start the new year off right? …


Pork and Plantain Cuban Breakfast Hash
October 23, 2012

I must really be into Cuban food. Because I pair pork and plantains together on a regular basis. I didn't even know that was a Cuban thing until a reader asked if I was Cuban …


5 Ingredient Breakfast Stuffed Acorn Squash
October 10, 2012

Salt and pepper does not count as an ingredient. Just facts of life people. Facts of life.Biggest annoyance of the day: when I actually take the time to shave my legs and they are no …


Easy Crockpot Breakfast Pie
September 18, 2012

This isn't really a pie. There's no crust. But I cut it out in the shape of a slice of pie. Therefore, it's a breakfast pie. Don't fight me on this one.Have you guys seen …


Summer Squash Breakfast Bowl
August 29, 2012

So in this recipe, I recreated my own version of grits, with cauliflower. I tried grits one time when I was probably 19 at Waffle House. Ever been to Waffle House? It's like dining in …


Breakfast Meatza
August 15, 2012

Sooooo since I just got back from vacation in Lake Powell, I haven't quite transitioned to real life yet. I hate reality. I have to workout with real barbells instead of just rocks. I have …


Breakfast Lasagna
July 24, 2012

A couple of you have asked how the 21day sugar detox is going. So I'll give you the low down on what's going on. It's plain and simple. I've cut out sugar in the form …


Fancy Steak & Eggs
July 13, 2012

Is this another lazy meal by JB? Why yes, yes it is. It's fancy though BECAUSE the steak is an elk steak. Ooooooo, ahhhhhh. You so fancy.A friend named Matt from the gym was kind …


Bison Brat Breakfast Scramble
June 7, 2012

You know when you're about to pee your pants and you have to stop at a grocery store or a gas station and run to the stall, only to be unpleasantly surprised when the door …


Grilled Salmon and Asparagus Frittata
May 23, 2012

OMG am I pumped about this recipe! You know why? Because I got a beautiful cast iron skillet from the Goodwill by my house and finally figured out something to cook in it! If I …


Spinach Sweet Potato Egg Nests
April 25, 2012

Do you ever feel like the inside of your car is a spot on representation of what your life is like? I do. When my life is a little out of control, my car becomes …


Easy Breakfast Scramble
March 29, 2012

This should really be called "I don't know what to make so I used anything I had in my fridge-throw together". Because that's what it is. I had a ton of leftover junk in my …


Caramelized Onion Frittata
March 22, 2012

I don't even know if I'm spelling frittata right. I really don't. And spell check doesn't either. Shame on you spell check. Get with the times bro. If you don't know how to spell every …





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