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Pineapple Chimichurri Guacamole
August 18, 2016

Let me just say...WHY GOD WHY DOES FOOTBALL SEASON HAVE TO ALMOST START?!Wait, I need to tell you a back story real quick. So in college, this couple we knew were THE WORST couple. They …


Curry Roasted Cauliflower & Fennel
August 10, 2016

I want to get married all over again. That was seriously the most fun day and when you go to other people's weddings, you're reminded of how freaking awesome your own day was. And after …


Summer Vegetable Gnocchi
August 3, 2016

Here is my spoiler alert. I'm spoiling: I'm going to be talking about the season finale of the Bachelorette in this post. Just like I have in every Wednesday post for the entire season. So …


Strawberry Almond Milk
August 2, 2016

I'm getting more cynical as I age. And I hate that. I hate pessimistic people and I always try my best to not be anything like them. I like to make jokes and I may …


Thai Curry Cashews
July 28, 2016

I have some cravings going on right now.I want pizza. My husband tends to eat healthier than I do, so whenever I say let's order some gluten free pizza...he says let's make salmon. Meaning me. …


Thai Carrot & Cucumber Gazpacho
July 27, 2016

I don't even want to watch the rest of the Bachelorette. When Luke got the boot on Monday night, I didn't even want to watch the episode. And honestly, I didn't watch much of it. …


“Peanut Butter” and Jelly Overnight Chia Pudding
July 26, 2016

I luuuuuuurvvvvvv oatmeal. I love it so much. BUT I'm not a fan of the fact that I'm hungry almost immediately after eating it. When people say it sticks to your bones and keeps you …


Caramel Mocha Frappe
June 22, 2016

I think I'm recovered from Vegas. I think. I've still been going to bed earlier and sleeping in later then I feel like my body is broken, but I think it's almost over. It's crazy …


Asian Grilled Artichokes
June 14, 2016

I want to start off by saying that my heart is truly aching for the souls that were lost in Sunday morning's terrible hate crime. I cannot imagine the pain the families, friends and community are …


Simple Summer Squash Soup
June 7, 2016

Ummmmmm to the people who said changing your name isn't a pain the ass, YOU'RE A LIAR. Straight up. It is a complete pain. And it takes so much effing time. I keep hearing, "Oh, I …


Baked Jerk Chicken with Coconut Rice & Cinnamon Sweet Plantains
February 25, 2016

I want to make out with this recipe. I actually made this recipe quite a while ago. Maybe at the end of January, right when I got back from Costa Rica. I was feeling inspired …


Tomatillo Coconut Guacamole
February 2, 2016

Is football season over yet?! Ughhhhhh. The only thing I like about football season are the snacks. But I don't ever watch football games so I don't ever eat the football snacks. So actually, there …


Chocolate Coffee Protein Chia Breakfast Bowls
January 27, 2016

F*cking Olivia on The Bachelor. Telling a guy that you've hung out with twice that you're unhappy with you kankles is just not the best game plan. Hey guy, I'm insanely insecure, wanna date? From …


Butternut Squash Gnocchi with Sage Brown Butter
November 30, 2015

Hello, gorgeous! If you're just joining me here on PaleOMG since last week, welcome to the new and improved PaleOMG! I am seriously so excited for it and wanted to give you guys a little …


Thanksgiving Maple Rosemary Whipped Yams Topped with Cinnamon Candied Pecans
November 12, 2015

What is it about getting your hair done that makes everything right in the world. Next time I buy a house and want to scream into a pillow at all times of the day, I'm …


Sweet Potato Snackers
April 2, 2015

I don't think there really could be a better name for this appetizer. It's just snackerific. And snacking should be something that happens on a daily basis. I've been feeling snacky lately. And luckily, if you're …


Last Minute Thanksgiving Cinnamon Sugar Sweet Potatoes
November 26, 2014

It's almost Thanksgiving!!!! I'm really excited this year. I'm doing the Friendsgiving thing this week and have TWO Friendsgivings to attend. That means lots of cooking. I just made this recipe, pumpkin brownie pie, biscuits …


Guest Post: Roasted Beets and Carrots with Rosemary Garlic Butter
August 19, 2014

Today we welcome another guest blogger: Heather from Cook It Up Paleo. She's a young little thing who is cooking for her whole family and sharing her recipes along the way! She even came out …


Pesto & Shallot Hasselback Grilled Sweet Potatoes
July 8, 2014

This isn't the sexiest thing I've ever made.You know what's my favorite part of summer? When my air conditioning in my car poops out on me. It's by far the best feeling. No wait. What's …


Dill Butternut Squash Fries
June 13, 2014

I'm in love with Portland. There I said it. This is one of the cutest cities I've ever been to and I've only been here for about 14 hours, 8 of which I was sleeping. It …


The Paleo Kitchen Sneak Peek – Sweet Plantain Guacamole
May 1, 2014

The frustration!!! I think it must be my attitude that ruined things even more, but my site went down yesterday in the midst of trying to fix other website issues. How ironic. I think it …


Rosemary Roasted Apples and Sweet Potatoes
April 28, 2014

Is it weird that literally every time I watch Pitch Perfect, I get chills? No seriously, I totally get chills. I keep thinking that I wrote Chili's. Like the restaurant. I remember back in the …


Post Workout Sweet Potato Coffee Protein Shake
February 20, 2014

Post workout shakes are like getting rewarded after beating yourself into the ground in a workout. They were totally invented as positive reinforcement. Not because they refuel you, but because they taste like heaven.If you …


Snack Attack: Garlic Dill Sweet Potato Wedges
January 15, 2014

The anxiety from Monday has subsided. You know why? Because I got a new apartment!! I went to look at this place that I thought I had no chance of getting, I fell in love …


Orange Goat Cheese Whipped Yams
November 20, 2013

Making these sweet potatoes the other day was very similar to what it's like making cookie dough. You peel the roasted potatoes, you snack on them. You whip the potatoes, you snack on them. You …


Thanksgiving Guest Post: Primal Cauliflower Casserole (not strict paleo)
November 14, 2013

The holidays are coming up, fast and furious, but without all the angry drivers. It's true. They don't come out until after Thanksgiving. So to start some of the Thanksgiving Recipes off, I thought I'd …


Cashew Cheese and Pomegranate Filled Acorn Squash
November 12, 2013

This acorn squash may look like it's throwing up cheese, but it's totally not. It's like "Whoooooaaaa, this tastes like cheese, foo. But it ain't? Paleo is whack." That's totally what the acorn squash is …





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