My Pumpkin Pie Blizzard
November 27, 2012
This isn't really like a pumpkin pie blizzard. But I want one REALLY.FREAKING.BAD so this will have to suffice. Work with me here.Sorry I was so depressively intense yesterday. But I have to have those …
Smoky Roasted Acorn Squash and Sausage Soup
November 20, 2012
Were you surprised when you looked at my website yesterday and there was no post?? Oh...you didn't even look at my website yesterday? Cool. Me neither. But if you were one of the few that …
Thanksgiving Savory Bacon Butternut Squash Souffle
November 15, 2012
Guess what I did? I put on actual running shoes the other day, meaning yesterday, and they seriously felt like moon boots. It's crazy how much more cushion they have compared to minimus shoes. I …
Thanksgiving Caramelized Onion & Sausage Stuffing
November 12, 2012
I can't stop eating plantain chips. I'm giving them up, cold turkey. And I'm doing a sugar detox. My face is being stupid. I'm annoyed.That's was way too negative to start off a post like …
Thanksgiving Side Dish: Bacon and Chive Sweet Potato Biscuits
November 7, 2012
If I were you, I'd put cheese in these. Not that these don't taste delicious without cheese, but cheese is delicious. Especially the cheddar kind. When I'm feeling real frisky, I'll get my favorite kind …
Chicken Tortilla Soup
November 1, 2012
This doesn't actually have tortillas in it. So I lied. But I did put plantain chips in it. Which made it kind of like tortilla chips. Or fritos. Whichever you like better, that's what it …
Crockpot Sweet Potato Basil Soup
October 25, 2012
Ok ok I did it. I washed my hair. AND shaved my legs. I hated every second of it. Especially since it's now freezing in Colorado. Shaving your legs + goosebumps, blows ass. It's painful. It's …
Pork and Plantain Cuban Breakfast Hash
October 23, 2012
I must really be into Cuban food. Because I pair pork and plantains together on a regular basis. I didn't even know that was a Cuban thing until a reader asked if I was Cuban …
Easy Bacon Chicken Bowl
October 17, 2012
Just so you know, this recipe has bowl in the title, because I put it in a bowl to eat it all out of. So creative.I'm back to the easy recipes again. Life is a …
Apple and Butternut Squash Hash
October 16, 2012
I need to stop eating squashes. It's getting out of control. I think I bought every kind of squash possible the other day. Pretty sure some of them are just decorative squashes. Some look like …
Easy Chicken Dinner in 1…2…3
October 11, 2012
I know. This meal looks like sh*t. It's kind of suppose to. Because a lot of the meals I just make for myself look like this. Kind of gross. Kind of plain. But still delicious.Here's …
5 Ingredient Breakfast Stuffed Acorn Squash
October 10, 2012
Salt and pepper does not count as an ingredient. Just facts of life people. Facts of life.Biggest annoyance of the day: when I actually take the time to shave my legs and they are no …
Italian Meatloaf
October 4, 2012
I absolutely 100% completely adore meatloaf. In any form. I've made a lot of meatloafs...meatloaves...whatever, I've made a lot in my day. There are so many ways you can make meatloaf. Let's take a look …
Leftovers: Chicken Bacon Alfredo
September 28, 2012
It's that time again. Squash season. I effing love squashes. No, like I REALLY really really really, oh really love them. There are so many of them to choose from! And they're so colorful. The …
Side Dish Alert: Bacon Acorn Squash Patties
September 25, 2012
I don't know why I said alert. It's not like this is an exciting recipe that I must alert you about. It's a very simple, lazy recipe to eat along with your huge slab of …
Creamy Chicken Casserole
September 19, 2012
Creamy is kind of a gross word. Not as gross as moist. But a close second.Casseroles make me miss cheese. Cheese is so good. I sometimes eat cheese but then regret that decision abouuuuut 45 …
Easy Crockpot Breakfast Pie
September 18, 2012
This isn't really a pie. There's no crust. But I cut it out in the shape of a slice of pie. Therefore, it's a breakfast pie. Don't fight me on this one.Have you guys seen …
Leftovers: Aloo Gobi
September 11, 2012
I haven't done a leftover recipe in a while. And if you're wondering what the hell a leftover recipe is, well I'll tell you. A leftover recipe is a recipe I have made a while …
Simple Herb Crusted Salmon
September 6, 2012
People like easy things. Especially men. They like simple, easy recipes. And easy women. They can't help it, they just do. Ok, geez I'm kidding. Only 94% of men like easy women. The other 6% …
Summer Squash Breakfast Bowl
August 29, 2012
So in this recipe, I recreated my own version of grits, with cauliflower. I tried grits one time when I was probably 19 at Waffle House. Ever been to Waffle House? It's like dining in …
Moist Chocolate Zucchini Bread (nut free)
August 27, 2012
If you just turned away from this recipe because it has the word moist in the title, we're fighting. I know, I know, moist is kind of a gross word. But how many paleo bread …
End of Summer Cobb Salad
August 23, 2012
If you haven't noticed, I rarely post salad recipes. That's mostly because salads remind me of my days when I used to count calories and eat salads that tasted like balls in order to be …
Zucchini Pesto Roll Ups
August 22, 2012
I think it's about time I hire someone who will make up recipe names for my blog. I suck ass at it. I'll pay them nothing, but I'll feed them. Roll ups just remind you …
The JB Burger Special
August 16, 2012
I could name these burgers something clever BUT I don't care enough to. So instead, I use my own self given nickname to name them. Self absorption at its max.I look like a train wreck …
Breakfast Meatza
August 15, 2012
Sooooo since I just got back from vacation in Lake Powell, I haven't quite transitioned to real life yet. I hate reality. I have to workout with real barbells instead of just rocks. I have …
Creamy Avocado and Spinach Chicken Pasta
August 2, 2012
I'm a bit on the annoyed side today. I'm not one to get mad or angry or even sad about what people say about me or my blog (I'm weird, I know that) but I …
Grilled Chili-Lime Sweet Potato Wedges
August 1, 2012
I ate these gorgeous little guys with my grilled bacon guacamole. It was a good choice. Just warning you now, these are bit spicy. If you don't like spicy, well, make them differently. I think …
