If I were you, I'd put cheese in these. Not that these don't taste delicious without cheese, but cheese is delicious. Especially the cheddar kind. When I'm feeling real frisky, I'll get my favorite kind …
This doesn't actually have tortillas in it. So I lied. But I did put plantain chips in it. Which made it kind of like tortilla chips. Or fritos. Whichever you like better, that's what it …
Ok ok I did it. I washed my hair. AND shaved my legs. I hated every second of it. Especially since it's now freezing in Colorado. Shaving your legs + goosebumps, blows ass. It's painful. It's …
I must really be into Cuban food. Because I pair pork and plantains together on a regular basis. I didn't even know that was a Cuban thing until a reader asked if I was Cuban …
Just so you know, this recipe has bowl in the title, because I put it in a bowl to eat it all out of. So creative.I'm back to the easy recipes again. Life is a …
I need to stop eating squashes. It's getting out of control. I think I bought every kind of squash possible the other day. Pretty sure some of them are just decorative squashes. Some look like …
I know. This meal looks like sh*t. It's kind of suppose to. Because a lot of the meals I just make for myself look like this. Kind of gross. Kind of plain. But still delicious.Here's …
Salt and pepper does not count as an ingredient. Just facts of life people. Facts of life.Biggest annoyance of the day: when I actually take the time to shave my legs and they are no …
I absolutely 100% completely adore meatloaf. In any form. I've made a lot of meatloafs...meatloaves...whatever, I've made a lot in my day. There are so many ways you can make meatloaf. Let's take a look …
It's that time again. Squash season. I effing love squashes. No, like I REALLY really really really, oh really love them. There are so many of them to choose from! And they're so colorful. The …
I don't know why I said alert. It's not like this is an exciting recipe that I must alert you about. It's a very simple, lazy recipe to eat along with your huge slab of …
Creamy is kind of a gross word. Not as gross as moist. But a close second.Casseroles make me miss cheese. Cheese is so good. I sometimes eat cheese but then regret that decision abouuuuut 45 …
This isn't really a pie. There's no crust. But I cut it out in the shape of a slice of pie. Therefore, it's a breakfast pie. Don't fight me on this one.Have you guys seen …
I haven't done a leftover recipe in a while. And if you're wondering what the hell a leftover recipe is, well I'll tell you. A leftover recipe is a recipe I have made a while …
People like easy things. Especially men. They like simple, easy recipes. And easy women. They can't help it, they just do. Ok, geez I'm kidding. Only 94% of men like easy women. The other 6% …
So in this recipe, I recreated my own version of grits, with cauliflower. I tried grits one time when I was probably 19 at Waffle House. Ever been to Waffle House? It's like dining in …
If you just turned away from this recipe because it has the word moist in the title, we're fighting. I know, I know, moist is kind of a gross word. But how many paleo bread …
If you haven't noticed, I rarely post salad recipes. That's mostly because salads remind me of my days when I used to count calories and eat salads that tasted like balls in order to be …
I think it's about time I hire someone who will make up recipe names for my blog. I suck ass at it. I'll pay them nothing, but I'll feed them. Roll ups just remind you …
I could name these burgers something clever BUT I don't care enough to. So instead, I use my own self given nickname to name them. Self absorption at its max.I look like a train wreck …
Sooooo since I just got back from vacation in Lake Powell, I haven't quite transitioned to real life yet. I hate reality. I have to workout with real barbells instead of just rocks. I have …
I'm a bit on the annoyed side today. I'm not one to get mad or angry or even sad about what people say about me or my blog (I'm weird, I know that) but I …
I ate these gorgeous little guys with my grilled bacon guacamole. It was a good choice. Just warning you now, these are bit spicy. If you don't like spicy, well, make them differently. I think …
Do you know how hard it is to not eat the bacon while trying to make this recipe? Real stupid hard. I had to make extra bacon.Sorry about the picture suckiness. I have kind of …
Two desserts this week. You smart people are excited. You dessert nazis are annoyed. Haters. Well luckily, this dessert has no added sugar in it. So really, it could just be a side dish for …
A couple of you have asked how the 21day sugar detox is going. So I'll give you the low down on what's going on. It's plain and simple. I've cut out sugar in the form …
I've survived 3 days without sugar. And I'm surprisingly even more hyper than usual. I like it.You know what I didn't like? How much you all hated my savory waffles yesterday. I go outside the …
