Apple and Butternut Squash Hash
October 16, 2012
I need to stop eating squashes. It's getting out of control. I think I bought every kind of squash possible the other day. Pretty sure some of them are just decorative squashes. Some look like …
Easy Chicken Dinner in 1…2…3
October 11, 2012
I know. This meal looks like sh*t. It's kind of suppose to. Because a lot of the meals I just make for myself look like this. Kind of gross. Kind of plain. But still delicious.Here's …
5 Ingredient Breakfast Stuffed Acorn Squash
October 10, 2012
Salt and pepper does not count as an ingredient. Just facts of life people. Facts of life.Biggest annoyance of the day: when I actually take the time to shave my legs and they are no …
Italian Meatloaf
October 4, 2012
I absolutely 100% completely adore meatloaf. In any form. I've made a lot of meatloafs...meatloaves...whatever, I've made a lot in my day. There are so many ways you can make meatloaf. Let's take a look …
Leftovers: Chicken Bacon Alfredo
September 28, 2012
It's that time again. Squash season. I effing love squashes. No, like I REALLY really really really, oh really love them. There are so many of them to choose from! And they're so colorful. The …
Side Dish Alert: Bacon Acorn Squash Patties
September 25, 2012
I don't know why I said alert. It's not like this is an exciting recipe that I must alert you about. It's a very simple, lazy recipe to eat along with your huge slab of …
Creamy Chicken Casserole
September 19, 2012
Creamy is kind of a gross word. Not as gross as moist. But a close second.Casseroles make me miss cheese. Cheese is so good. I sometimes eat cheese but then regret that decision abouuuuut 45 …
Easy Crockpot Breakfast Pie
September 18, 2012
This isn't really a pie. There's no crust. But I cut it out in the shape of a slice of pie. Therefore, it's a breakfast pie. Don't fight me on this one.Have you guys seen …
Leftovers: Aloo Gobi
September 11, 2012
I haven't done a leftover recipe in a while. And if you're wondering what the hell a leftover recipe is, well I'll tell you. A leftover recipe is a recipe I have made a while …
Simple Herb Crusted Salmon
September 6, 2012
People like easy things. Especially men. They like simple, easy recipes. And easy women. They can't help it, they just do. Ok, geez I'm kidding. Only 94% of men like easy women. The other 6% …
Summer Squash Breakfast Bowl
August 29, 2012
So in this recipe, I recreated my own version of grits, with cauliflower. I tried grits one time when I was probably 19 at Waffle House. Ever been to Waffle House? It's like dining in …
Moist Chocolate Zucchini Bread (nut free)
August 27, 2012
If you just turned away from this recipe because it has the word moist in the title, we're fighting. I know, I know, moist is kind of a gross word. But how many paleo bread …
End of Summer Cobb Salad
August 23, 2012
If you haven't noticed, I rarely post salad recipes. That's mostly because salads remind me of my days when I used to count calories and eat salads that tasted like balls in order to be …
Zucchini Pesto Roll Ups
August 22, 2012
I think it's about time I hire someone who will make up recipe names for my blog. I suck ass at it. I'll pay them nothing, but I'll feed them. Roll ups just remind you …
The JB Burger Special
August 16, 2012
I could name these burgers something clever BUT I don't care enough to. So instead, I use my own self given nickname to name them. Self absorption at its max.I look like a train wreck …
Breakfast Meatza
August 15, 2012
Sooooo since I just got back from vacation in Lake Powell, I haven't quite transitioned to real life yet. I hate reality. I have to workout with real barbells instead of just rocks. I have …
Creamy Avocado and Spinach Chicken Pasta
August 2, 2012
I'm a bit on the annoyed side today. I'm not one to get mad or angry or even sad about what people say about me or my blog (I'm weird, I know that) but I …
Grilled Chili-Lime Sweet Potato Wedges
August 1, 2012
I ate these gorgeous little guys with my grilled bacon guacamole. It was a good choice. Just warning you now, these are bit spicy. If you don't like spicy, well, make them differently. I think …
Grilled Bacon Guacamole
July 31, 2012
Do you know how hard it is to not eat the bacon while trying to make this recipe? Real stupid hard. I had to make extra bacon.Sorry about the picture suckiness. I have kind of …
Sugar Detox Carrot Cake Pudding (with a cooking video!)
July 26, 2012
Two desserts this week. You smart people are excited. You dessert nazis are annoyed. Haters. Well luckily, this dessert has no added sugar in it. So really, it could just be a side dish for …
Breakfast Lasagna
July 24, 2012
A couple of you have asked how the 21day sugar detox is going. So I'll give you the low down on what's going on. It's plain and simple. I've cut out sugar in the form …
Pork Avocado Cream Enchiladas
July 19, 2012
I've survived 3 days without sugar. And I'm surprisingly even more hyper than usual. I like it.You know what I didn't like? How much you all hated my savory waffles yesterday. I go outside the …
Savory Waffles with Mushroom Gravy
July 18, 2012
I'm real into mushrooms this week. I bought 3 packages. I love baby bellos. Mostly because they are called baby bellos. Why the hell wouldn't you want to buy something with the cutest name on …
Baby Pizza Bites
July 17, 2012
What a stupid name.These bite size morsels of happiness are divine. And a perfect party platter appetizer. I ate them as a meal because I don't like social situations. But if you like parties, and …
Fancy Steak & Eggs
July 13, 2012
Is this another lazy meal by JB? Why yes, yes it is. It's fancy though BECAUSE the steak is an elk steak. Ooooooo, ahhhhhh. You so fancy.A friend named Matt from the gym was kind …
Spanish Chicken & Rice (on the grill!!)
July 11, 2012
I think it's been a week since I started oil cleansing. Maybe less than that. Either way, it kinda sucks right now. I read everywhere that it gets worse before it gets better because it's …
Leftovers: Mexican Inspired Burgers
July 4, 2012
I'm starting to try out the oil cleansing method to rid myself of this stupid acne. I'm making my zits my friends. Giving them oil rub downs nightly. Since I don't have myself a man …
