Mocha Latte Smoothie Bowl
March 8, 2017
Ugh, I hate waking up to find out hackers decided they wanted to take your hard-earned money and spend it on playstation headsets. D*ck move, guys. That's the most boring stolen purchase I could even …
Mixed Berry Vanilla Bean Cream Tarts
June 28, 2016
Making desserts is failing me HARD lately. But then I try the dessert a second time around and BOOM, it works out beautifully. Like this one. I tried making pastry cream for the first time …
Caramel Mocha Frappe
June 22, 2016
I think I'm recovered from Vegas. I think. I've still been going to bed earlier and sleeping in later then I feel like my body is broken, but I think it's almost over. It's crazy …
Guest Post: Dark Chocolate Sorbet with Olive Oil & Sea Salt
April 21, 2016
Oh hey there guys. Dana here from Real Food with Dana! Well, obviously. I’m really excited to meet you all and share this recipe with you today! Juli’s was the first paleo blogs I ever …
Valentine’s Day Chocolate Hazelnut Milkshake Martinis
February 11, 2016
After posting an alcoholic beverage last time and getting a little hate about it, I need to make something perfectly clear. A disclaimer, if you will. So here it is. I don't drink much alcohol. …
Chocolate Coffee Protein Chia Breakfast Bowls
January 27, 2016
F*cking Olivia on The Bachelor. Telling a guy that you've hung out with twice that you're unhappy with you kankles is just not the best game plan. Hey guy, I'm insanely insecure, wanna date? From …
Thanksgiving No-Bake Chocolate Caramel Tarts
November 24, 2015
I absolutely positively 100% adore this recipe. I love it, I want it, I gotta have it. The leftovers are sitting in my fridge right now, just calling my name. And when I was deciding …
Juli Bauer’s Paleo Cookbook “Peanut” Butter Cream Pie (+ This Weeks Book Tour Stops)
August 19, 2015
You guys, I must love you very very much to be sharing such a special recipe with you guys from my newest cookbook, Juli Bauer's Paleo Cookbook. But I'm feeling super excited about this book and …
Chocolate Chia Cherry Protein Shake
June 24, 2015
The Bachelor has began to fully disappoint after too many weeks of nothing happening on top of more nothing happening. Good sentence, huh? I've heard some people call Kaitlyn a slut because she's making out …
Brownie Eggnog Pumpkin Pie
November 19, 2014
I can't decide. I just don't know. Do I like regular pumpkin pie or brownie pumpkin pie more?? How the hell do I make that decision? If I'm going to be honest with myself, I …
Guest Post: Mini Chocolate Waffles
July 29, 2014
Ummmmm how good do these look?! I haven't done a guest post in a while so I'm pretty excited to have Savory Lotus share her gorgeous recipe with us. Katja has beautiful and creative recipes …
Chocolate Cherry Muffins
June 30, 2014
Cherry season! I plan on making at least 6 meals with cherries since I have a huge bag of them. This will be the first. If you hate cherries, well the joke is obviously on …
Iced Mint Protein Mochas
June 26, 2014
I'm obsessed with making iced coffee drinks in the summer. Well, just this summer. I've never really done it before this summer. Stop saying summer. But I'm really into them now. And I'm even more …
Soft & Chewy Double Chocolate Cookies
May 13, 2014
I love these cookies. No seriously. I absolutely love them. I got them out of my house right away. I get that question a lot if I eat all the desserts I make. The answer …
Pumpkin Chocolate Chai Protein Shakes
April 3, 2014
Well these stories are absolutely fantastic. If my dog could write, these are some of the things he would be saying.Jackson, my puppy, humped another dog yesterday. You know how I said he's becoming a …
Raw No-Bake Chocolate Pudding Cups
March 31, 2014
Let's just get into what's important here. I GOT A DOG. No, not just any dog. A french bulldog. The best french bulldog in the entire world. I now understand why parents always think their …
Double Chocolate Almond Espresso Muffins
February 14, 2014
Yesterday, I was in such a rut, I had to shower and do my hair and makeup just to feel productive. Then you know what I did? Still wasn't productive. I think I haven't fully …
Salted Caramel Chocolate Raspberry Chia Pudding
February 10, 2014
Don't you hate when I make recipe titles that long? I don't. It explains everything that is in the recipe, so then there are no unhappy surprises. Oh wait. There is one surprise in this. …
Dark Chocolate Raspberry Chia Banana Bread
January 14, 2014
That's a mouth full. A delicious one. No seriously, it's super delicious.So I know my blog is pretty lighthearted and I usually make a joke about everything, but I need to talk about something close …
Gingerbread Brownies
December 11, 2013
Making brownies like these before 9 am is never a good idea. I was eating brownies with ice cream by 10 am. Not my most proudest moment.So, I kind of think Kmart is creepy. No …
Guest Post: Hot Cocoa Mason Jar Cakes
December 3, 2013
I just died. Could this recipe get any better?? No seriously. It's insane. Rachel from South Beach Primal is straight up a genius. I've been able to host some amazing guest blog posts on my …
Overnight Chocolate Coffee Chia Breakfast Pudding
September 2, 2013
Break ups are the worst. They make us question why we even decided to get in another relationship. And make us wonder what we could have changed to make it work. But sometimes we just …
Guest Post: Paleo Cocoa Puffs
August 26, 2013
If you haven't seen the website BrittanyAngell.com*, you are soon to be taken to an amazing food wonderland. I'm not sure how I ever came across Brittany and her fantastic recipes, but I am SO …
Deep Chocolate Coconut Almond Butter
May 23, 2013
I'm so addicted to World Market right now. And buying dresses online. But mostly World Market. It's by far one of the greatest stores ever. EVER.I need to tell you something. Something that is very …
Chocolate Strawberry Donuts
May 21, 2013
I hate falling up the stairs. It's embarrassing.I went to Omaha, Nebraska over the weekend. It's humid there. I was sweating more than usual. Which is a lot. Then it was really windy. Which my …
Chocolate Maple Crunch Banana Muffins
May 16, 2013
I love muffins. Wait, no. I love muffin tops. Not the ones that are glued to my sides, but the ones I eat. I love them. Whoever decided to just sell muffin tops in stores …
Chocolate Mousse with Cinnamon Sautéed Bananas
April 12, 2013
Remember when I talked about this mousse? I told you we would have the recipe for this mousse someday. I told you!! Well that day has finally come. Hope you love it. Don't be deceived …
