Are you one of those weirdos who goes to haunted houses that are allowed to beat you, bite you and do who knows what to you? Who would sign a waiver saying yes to that? WHO?! Wait, have you not heard of this yet? It seems to be all the rage this year. I heard about one in San Diego where you have a sign a waiver saying they can keep you to 4-7 hours and you will leave with marks and bruises on your body after. I’m not sure what’s creepier…a person who wants to sign a waiver to be put through frightening pain or a person who wants to work at that place and inflict pain on those people. Next time you think about going to a freaky haunted house like that, think about the people who are touching you. If that’s not creepy enough, you’re not right. Just letting you know.

But let’s talk about the positivity in Halloween. I will be dancing my face off Halloween night because my favorite dj is in town and life could not get any better. You know the scene in Hocus Pocus where the parents are under a spell that makes them dance all night long? That’s how I feel when I see this dj. I saw him last year on New Year’s and it was quite literally one of the best nights of my life. I’m not exaggerating at all. It was f*cking awesome. My feet hurt so bad the next few days because I just danced and jumped for approximately 5 hours straight. I can’t wait to do it again. I will be wearing 80’s fitness instructor apparel because 1. it’s comfortable 2. 80’s are the best and back in. My MIL got me a leather scrunchy from Sephora because they say scrunchies are making a come back. Gross. But I’ll wear it once more.

What are you doing for Halloween? Making one of these recipes maybe? I’m giving you 22 treats that would be perfect to make on Halloween or serve at your own Halloween party! Enjoy! And don’t forget to dance your face off!

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Halloween Bleeding Brain Cupcakes

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Halloween Sticky Chocolate Cups 

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Raspberry Caramel Chocolate Cups


Almond Butter Blondies

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Ooey Gooey Chocolate Chip Pumpkin Bars

Cinnamon Chocolate Swirl Banana Bread

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Soft & Chewy Double Chocolate Cookies

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Caramel Donut & Ice Cream Topped Chocolate Cupcakes


Easy Chocolate Almond Butter Cups

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Peanut Butter Jelly Cups on page 218 of Juli Bauer’s Paleo Cookbook


Salted Chocolate Coconut Pistachio Clusters


Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Protein Balls


Pomegranate Coconut Chocolate Bark


Chocolate Pumpkin Sunbutter Treats

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Paleo Chocolate Cupcakes with Pumpkin Spice Frosting

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Giant Vanilla Bean Chocolate Chunk Cookies (nut-free)

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Triple Chocolate Truffles (nut free)

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Double Chocolate Energy Bites

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Chocolate Coffee Caramel Barscoconut bark2

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Coffee Caramel Almond Chocolate Bark on page 220 of Juli Bauer’s Paleo Cookbook

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8 Comments

  1. Holly says:

    Bootie in your face?! Have fun! Dancing is the best.

    1. juli says:

      yeeeeeeeessssssss

  2. Kara says:

    Who’s your favorite DJ?? I think you went to Decadence last year, right? The lineup this year looks AMAZING. Doubt I will go, though. I have Holy Ship in February, which is hella fun, but also hella expensive.

    1. juli says:

      deorro!

  3. Carly says:

    Yes do tell which DJ! I’m super interested in what music you like!

    1. juli says:

      deorro!

  4. Staci l says:

    So I was looking for a pumpkin bread for this weekend. and reading through some old posts. I saw the walking dead mentioned in one Post and wondered if you still watch it? If so last week was a brutal one to watch – I think I was probably shouting no while I had my head phones on!

  5. Josephine says:

    You are my favorite Paleo cook. Love your cookbooks and t
    hank you for sharing these great recipes with us.