Are you one of those weirdos who goes to haunted houses that are allowed to beat you, bite you and do who knows what to you? Who would sign a waiver saying yes to that? WHO?! Wait, have you not heard of this yet? It seems to be all the rage this year. I heard about one in San Diego where you have a sign a waiver saying they can keep you to 4-7 hours and you will leave with marks and bruises on your body after. I’m not sure what’s creepier…a person who wants to sign a waiver to be put through frightening pain or a person who wants to work at that place and inflict pain on those people. Next time you think about going to a freaky haunted house like that, think about the people who are touching you. If that’s not creepy enough, you’re not right. Just letting you know.
But let’s talk about the positivity in Halloween. I will be dancing my face off Halloween night because my favorite dj is in town and life could not get any better. You know the scene in Hocus Pocus where the parents are under a spell that makes them dance all night long? That’s how I feel when I see this dj. I saw him last year on New Year’s and it was quite literally one of the best nights of my life. I’m not exaggerating at all. It was f*cking awesome. My feet hurt so bad the next few days because I just danced and jumped for approximately 5 hours straight. I can’t wait to do it again. I will be wearing 80’s fitness instructor apparel because 1. it’s comfortable 2. 80’s are the best and back in. My MIL got me a leather scrunchy from Sephora because they say scrunchies are making a come back. Gross. But I’ll wear it once more.
What are you doing for Halloween? Making one of these recipes maybe? I’m giving you 22 treats that would be perfect to make on Halloween or serve at your own Halloween party! Enjoy! And don’t forget to dance your face off!