Honestly, making a real pie is too time consuming for me. Especially on a holiday. You expect me to make a paleo crust, then the filling, then make it look all pretty, then bake it, then slice it and hope
What is it about the holidays that makes people want to drink? Is it because they are usually with family? Or is it because it’s freezing out and you want to bundle up, all drunk like. Or is it because
You guys. Taking photos of a cornish hen that has food stuffed up her bum bum is hard. I should have tied her legs together. But I was just thinking about the stuffing…and how good it was going to taste
Happy Mooooonday! I’m sore AF, to the point that I can’t even squeeze my buttcheeks together (damn front rack lunges) but I’m ready to take this week on by storm. Right now, I’m sitting next to Cassy from Fed and
Holy moly smokes and aioli, do I have A LOT of outfits for you this week! Because not only did I wear a ton of different outfits, way more than usual, but I also put together a ton of outfits
What is it about getting your hair done that makes everything right in the world. Next time I buy a house and want to scream into a pillow at all times of the day, I’m going to just go get
I absolutely cannot listen to the song ‘Hotline Bling’ even one more time. Cannot. Other than the line “you used to call me on my cellphone” none of the other words sound like words. This is how I sing it,
Have you ever tried Peruvian food? It’s a first for me over here. But when I started posting recipes and pictures on my instagram of Red Thai Curry, Moo Shu Pork, Carne Mechada and Coq Au Vin, some lovely human told me I
Does this look like an ad for a company? It totally does, doesn’t it? Don’t prank the phone number. That would just be rude. This weeks workouts consisted more of eating treats and consuming alcohol than working hard in the
It’s officially cold here in Colorado. It snowed for the first time two nights ago and I wept. I don’t want it to snow. Snow is meant for the mountains. For sledding. Not for waking up at 5am and driving
